A very quick update just to prove to you guys I'm not a zombie. Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Not even a black and white polka dot bikini, just to prove it to you.

If I had to put on a scale of one to ten on how hot it is outside right now, I'm pretty sure Satan himself would be jealous. Nobody told Good ol' Mother Nature to make it 90 degrees outside in the beginning of July! Summer just started too!

But I have a right to complain. You would think with this huge manor I live in, we would have Central Air, right? Nope! Piece of shit broke late last night. Now I'm burning 200 calories a minute sitting under my roof, leaning against the manor wall.

I looked up from my position to see my little sister, Hanabi, and my year old niece play in the little pool we set up earlier. It didn't help much, but it was something. I saw my niece's face light up with joy as she splashed the water around, Hanabi sitting there all nonchalant. Typical. Babysitting is so much fun.

What was I doing, you ask? I'm sitting in the shade, not getting much cooler, mind you, wearing my black and white polka dot triangle bikini with a light blue and white plaid shirt on, tied above my belly button. Why am I wearing a shirt anyway on a hot day like this, I don't know. Anyways, what I always do on a day like this when my baby niece is being cute, Hanabi is being weird, my father being…him, and everyone else is running about with their loved, I sit and stalk people on Facebook.

I moved a stray piece of scrunched hair away from my fair as I scrolled down my boring News Feed. I don't have many friends, as you can tell. I have over 900 people as friends on here, but in reality, I only talk to like…maybe 30 of them. Watching other people's social lives make me somewhat happy I don't have one.

"He he! Catch Han-han!" I heard the baby yell as she threw a tiny blowup ball toward the silent pre-teen. Or what she already a teenager, I always forget. Hanabi smiled and started playing catch with the little girl, even though she was evaporating along with the rest of the water in the kiddy pool.

I smiled and looked back down at my laptop screen. I started reading some status updates, since I was that bored. One of my close friends, Ino Yamanaka, posted 11 minutes ago that her leg hurts from jumping hurdles the other day from track, and now she wants someone to text her throughout the day. Obviously it's not going to be me. I don't even want to look for my phone, let alone if I can find it. Another example is my best male friend, Kiba Inuzuka, posting an Instagram photo of his pet dog, Akamaru, cuddling up next to his nephew.

If you really haven't caught on, I'm deathly bored. It's days like this that made me wish I had school. But it's not like my school has air conditioning either. Forever a lose-lose situation.

Refreshing the page, I started again with the stalking of the people. Right before I was about to go onto Twitter and complain on how bored I was, I saw this one update that made my heart flutter.

Naruto Uzumaki

Someone make plans with me D:!

Oh my God, I'm about to freaking piss myself. Do you ever get the feeling when you see your crush made a status update, and you just have the sudden urge to comment on it 'WHY WON'T YOU LET ME CARRY YOUR CHILDREN!1/?.' Well, not that last part, but you catch my drift. My fingers lingered above my keys of the board for what felt like a long time. I was so tempted to call him, but I couldn't/didn't feel like finding my phone. So me, being the professional stalker that I am, I went to his profile and pressed the 'Message' button. The box came up, but I was too concentrated on looking through his Timeline and pictures, that I didn't realize that he messaged me before I got the chance to.

"Hey Hinata!" he sent. "How's everything?"

"Don't make an ass out of yourself," I muttered to myself. I gulped and replied back to him. "Hey! I'm well, babysitting my sister and niece in the sweltering heat. You?" With his English grades, I highly doubt he even knows what sweltering means.

"Aw, how sweet! I'm great, just hot." Oh, yes you are. "Listen, is it alright if I come over and chill for a while?" He defiantly just asked me if he came come over and just "chill". No guy goes over a girls house to just "chill" unless they're DTF.

"I don't see anything wrong with that," I messaged him back. "my father is busy anyway, and I need help babysitting."

"Cool! I'll be over in 10!" He replied quickly, signing off right after. I slammed my laptop closed and squealed in joy. The two young ones were probably looking at me weirdly, but I don't care. The HOTTEST guy, in my opinion, of the school is coming to hang out with me! ME! Of all people!

As I jump up and do my little happy dance, let me explain this to you: I have known Naruto for about, five years. We've been very close. My father doesn't really care for him, since he thinks of him as lower than scum, but that's besides the point. Ever since high school started, he began to change. Everyone in our little gang of ours did too, but his was drastic. All I did was hit puberty, was blessed with my mother's huge rack and came out of my shy phase. Naruto on the other hand, he went from the sweet, adorable, loud and obnoxious kid to this sweet, adorable, loud and obnoxious kid who's into drugs and smoking now. All because of his girlfriend.

I ran down the little area to the legit pool and began to clean it. He's been in a relationship for about seven months with his longtime crush, Sakura Haruno, who just so happens to be one of my best friends. He has liked her ever since elementary. I only began to like him in the summer of 8th grade. Before they even started going out, Sakura used to always tell me how annoying he was, how loud he was, how he never left her alone, everything under the sun. Now all of a sudden, they're all over each other. Every time I see them in the hallways together, they're either walking and kissing, or walking and holding hands, or in corner making out. Something lovely I would like to see after lunch.

Now do you see why I'm so shocked? He's never away from Sakura, unless they're going to the bathroom. If he's bringing her here, I'll be pretty pissed. I still really like him, and I know I'll never have a chance with him, but hey, I can dream.

One of the manor men came up to me and told me I had a visitor. I almost fell into the shallow end of the pool and I told the guard to let them in. "Oh my God!" I screeched. "I can't believe this!"

"Is Naruto here?" Hanabi asked me from afar. I shushed her, pointing to the manor, insinuating that Daddy doesn't know. "You're gonna get in so much trouble."

"Not as much trouble when you brought Konohamaru home that one time." I knew I shut her up when I saw her turn red as her bikini top. "Now don't say anything to Dad, please." She nodded.

Once I walked away from the pool, Naruto walked inside the little play area with his light gray and black plaid shirt opened, revealing his gorgeous tanned chest and abs. I would prefer he wasn't wearing the shirt or his swimming shorts, but I have to remember he's dating my best friend. He turned around and looked at me with the biggest smile on his face.

"Hey!" He ran over to me and gave me a hug. I hugged him back, so tempted to rip off his damn shirt. "You look cooled off."

"Not really," I blushed slightly, remembering I was wearing a very cleavage-friendly bikini top. "I'm still pretty hot myself."

"Is your pool ready?" I nodded. "Then let's go in!" He grabbed my wrist and dragged me to my pool. He let go of me, stripped of his loose shirt (and fyi, that was the best four seconds of my life) and jumped in, splashing me slightly. He resurfaced and the way the sun's rays just hit him made him look like he belonged in a cologne commercial. "C'mon in!"

"U-uh-!" I stuttered. Oh God, here we go again. "I-I'm good s-standing right h-here."

"Nu-uh!" He climbed up the built in ladder and walker closer to me. Just sayin', I didn't know what to look at when he walked closer to me; his beautiful face, his body, or past his face, which was not an option now since he was face-to-face with me. "You're getting in here." He grabbed my both my wrists and play-threw me in the pool. Thank God I didn't land on my back or stomach, but it still hurt, slightly. Once I surfaced, he did a cannonball near me, so once again, I was being attacked by H2O. We played around in the pool for a while until we got bored.

"Hey, can I check something out on your laptop for a second?" He asked me once we got out the pool, not yet dry, since my forgetfulness never thought to bring two, well four, out. I nodded my head as I picked up my laptop and we both walked over to the center of the area, directly under the sun. God knows I need a tan. I handed him my laptop as we laid there watching Hanabi and the baby play still.

I took a glance over to my screen and saw that he was on his Facebook, making another status update. I looked at him and saw he had a big grin on his face once he clicked 'post'. I looked at my screen closer and laughed along with him.

Naruto Uzumaki

Y'know, just chillin with Hinata Hyuga at her poolside without her dad knowing. #YOLO

"How'd you know my dad doesn't know you're here?" I asked him once we stopped laughing.

"Eh, wild guess." He shrugged. We both laughed again. I moved a little closer to him as he scrolled down his News Feed, liking people's status' and pictures and stuff. I don't know if it was just me, but it defiantly got hotter around me. My heart started to beat a tiny bit faster as he went to my profile page and liked one of my status' that I don't remember making…hey!

"What does that say?" I tried to push him away from the screen, but he was blocking the entire laptop with his hands. "Naruto! Let me see!" I started to pry his hands off the object, but he grabbed my hands and pinned me to the ground, doing the one thing that he knows makes me weak; tickling.

I laid there on the ground, crying my eyes out from laughing too hard as he was tickling my sides, my legs, under my feet, pretty much everywhere. I'm surprised he didn't try tickling my boobs. That's usually the first place guys go.

"N-Naruto! Get off me! P-please!" I cried out, quite loudly if you ask me.

"Say Uncle!" He smirked down at me. Now his upper body was hovering over me while he was on his knees.

"Uncle! Uncle!" I yelled. I swear, if you were my neighbors, and you hear a teenage boy and girl with the hormone levels of horny virgins scream 'Uncle' and 'Get off of me', so many things can be coming to mind. He stopped tickling me and I ceased my laughter, now we were just breathing heavily on the floor. Oh God, that sounded so wrong.

I stared up at him as he looked down at me. Or my boobs. One of the two. But anyway, it was kind of awkward, but at the same time, one was pushing the other to just do something. We must've stayed in that position for the longest time ever, because about five minutes later, my father came out, pretty displeased with my behavior.

"Hinata!" He yelled. Naruto jumped off of me, I sat up and stood quickly, the baby and Hanabi just started at him form the kiddy pool. "What is this?"

"H-he was just playing around, Father." I explained. "Nothing bad happened. I wouldn't do that in front of these two."

"That still wasn't gonna stop you." I heard Hanabi whisper to herself.

"I'm so sorry, Mr. Hyuga, sir. I didn't mean to make it look like what it seemed. I was just simply tickling her. Friendly fun."

My father still wasn't a happy camper. "I admire your apologetic manner, but I must advise you to leave, Mr. Uzumaki. My daughter has some babysitting to continue." He gave me the deadliest glare in the history of death glares.

My heart sank. So not fair. "Oh, well. Alright. But, is it alright if I come over tomorrow to help baby-sit?" My father rose an eyebrow. "I mean, I can help her watch these two. It's been a pretty boring summer so far, and I rarely get to see her. So it'll be good quality time."

'Yeah, because Sakura has you wrapped around her finger.' I thought. "That's a great idea, Father! Therefore, you can stay in your office and work on paperwork, I'll be out here with these two, and he can help me from being distracted." That made absolutely no sense, but it seemed to work, because my father nodded slowly.

"Alright, I'll make a compromise. I just want no more of that funny business you two were doing earlier, especially not in front of them." He pointed to the children in the kiddy pool.

"We promise, sir!" Naruto saluted my father. Ugh. He's so cute.

My father smiled slightly and bid Naruto goodbye as he walked back into the manor. I walked Naruto to the fence and smiled up at him. "I had a really great time today."

"Same here." He glowed down at me. "We should do this more often!"

I nodded. "Well, see you tomorrow." He leaned down and hugged me tightly. I hugged him back, just not as tight. I really didn't want to let him go. It sucks having a crush on your best friend's boyfriend.

"See ya, Hinata!" He let go and ran out of the manor, waving back at me. I waved back, smiling, kind of sad he was leaving me so soon. Once he was out of eyesight, I walked back into the play area and sat near the pool, since it was slightly cooler than my previous spot under the roof.

"You so enjoyed that," Hanabi smirked at me. I looked at her and blushed slightly. "you're gonna have to tell him eventually."

I sighed. "I know." I turned to my right and saw that Naruto left his shirt hanging on the pool chair. I picked it up and smelled it like the freak I am. 'Hmm, still smells like him.' I thought as I filled my nose with the scent of Calvin Klein. I took off my still damp plaid shirt and placed his over my shoulders, then reached for my laptop once again. I opened it up to my profile page, still signed into his Facebook. I shook my head smirking. Looking closer at my Timeline, I saw the status that he liked before our little tickle fest.

Hinata Hyuga

My farts smell. -with Naruto Uzumaki

I started laughing again only because that is something he would say. He's done it to all our friends. I smelled the inside of his shirt again and fell into eternal bliss. I closed my laptop again, not signing out of his Facebook because I was planning on doing something stupid later with it, I just don't know what. I looked at my sister and niece getting out of the pool and Hanabi laying out on the ground, baking in the sun, while the baby sat on her back and played with her wet hair.

I smiled to myself, drumming my fingers across the laptop and my heart skipping a beat every time I thought about what happened today. The fact that it's going to happen again tomorrow make me want to jump and dance.

But can you blame me? It's not everyday you can watch your crush swim back and forth in your pool on a hot summer day while your supposed to be babysitting. This just might be an interesting summer after all.