Ok... yes, again, Notes. But this one is... well, I don't know what it is. Just read & review, and tell in your review what it is, ok? Enjoy!
Draco
Blaise
Harry
D: Why is Snape so damn boring?
B: Dunno
D: I know that he hates Potter and stuff, and of course that's good, but the guy is so damn boring... I really hate potions.
B: Yeah. Me too.
D: Feeling communicative today, Blaisy-boy?
B: Don't call me that.
D: Why not? I like it.
B: Then I'll call you...
D: What?
B: ...
D: See! You don't even know wha-
B: EUREKA! I know. I'll call you-
D: Do not grab the paper when I am not finished writing, Blaisy-boy!
B: Err... James Blond... you did the same
D: DO NOT CALL ME JAMES! It is highly insulting! You know who's name is James?
B: Of course I do. Why do you think I called you that?
D: DO NOT insult me by using Potter's second name on this piece of paper!
B: Speaking of Potter...
D: What?
B: Shall we annoy him?
D: Well.. why not? I mean, it's not like we have something better to do... and we're stuck in this lesson with him anyway. Why not annoy him?
B: #rips another piece of parchment#
D: Hey, Boy-who-lived-way-too-long?
H: ...
D: HEY! Talking to you boy!
H: WHAT!
D: Finally, he talks. Blaisy-boy?
B: Yes, James Blond?
D: You stupid asshole!
B: You mean Potter, right?
D: OF COURSE ... not.
H: Good.
D: What?
H: Because if you did mean me...
D: Then what?
R: Then he would grab your underpants and pull it over your head, ferret!
D: What the fuck is he doing here? Blaise?
B: Innocent.
D: I didn't do it either. Potter!
H: What!
D: You did it!
H: Did what?
D: You gave the parchment to Weasel!
H: Did not.
D: No, of course, the little Gnome that is not allowed in Hogwarts did it.
H: Of course he did.
D: ...
R: WHAHA! He fell silent! The big stupid blonde disgusting sexgod who looks like a ferret fell silent!
H: Err... Ron...
R: What?
H: Don't overreact, ok?
D: Wow! For once in my life, Potter is right! I am so happy that I could feel the sensation of Potter being right once in my life!
H: Same advise for you, Blond.
D: What?
H: Do. Not. Overreact.
D: I didn't!
H: Yes you did.
D: Did not!
B: Yes you did.
D: You're supposed to be my friend, Blaisy-boy!
B: Oh... sorry.
D: You better be sorry!
B: Or what?
R: Or he would grab your underpants and pull them over your head, ferret!
D: Ron... you already said that.
R: No I didn't!
H: Yes you did.
R: Did I?
B: Yes.
R: oh...
D: WHAHA! He fell silent! The big stupid red non-sexgod who looks like a weasel fell silent!
H: Malfoy...
D: WHAT!
H: You're repeating Ron.
D: Dhu.
H: Just saying.
B: So...
R: So what?
B: Bored.
R: So bored?
B: Yeah.
R: What do you mean by that?
B: #sighs#
R: What?
H: Ron... he means that he's bored.
R: Oh. Why didn't you tell me straightaway?
D: He did, asshole.
H: Don't call names.
D: Why not?
H: Because.
D: That's no reason.
H: Dhu.
D: My text!
H: Shit.
D: What's with your shit?
H: Not that. Shit.
R: What?
H: Look to the right.
B: Shit.
H: Said so.
D: That was close.
B: Very close.
H: Told you.
D: You didn't tell that it would be close.
H: Well... I almost did.
D: It wasn't even close!
R: Very close.
B: My text.
R: Not. You cannot own a text.
D: Of course you can! What do you think of copyright, ass?
R:
Copyright? What's that?
H: Gosh, Ron, you really never
pay attention during Muggle Studies!
R: Of course not. Who does?
-Silence-
R: Ok, ok. You all do.
D: Well, I don't think you could call it 'paying attention' but...
B: We pay enough attention to have heard of copyright.
R: So, can someone explain what this copyright is?
H: It is used in muggle books. You cannot use anything of the book without permission. The book is copyrighted.
-Silence-
H: Gosh, I sounded like Hermione, didn't I?
D: Yes you did.
B: Hermione Potter. Same initials. HP. But now we have to change something..
D: Girl-who-lived-way-too-long.
B: Exactly.
H: Funny, guys, really funny.
R: If you don't watch out he'll grab your underpants and pull it over your head!
H+D+B: #sighs#
So.. this was chapter 1! Please review!
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