I've always wondered, if Naruto failed the genin exams three times then he should be about 15 or 16.

So my story is about as AU as a story can get, so Naruto's Life is completely different from the anime.

Hope you like it I'm only 13.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters.

'Thoughts'

"Speaking"

Tick…Tick…Tick…Tic…SMASH

"Arrgghh I can't take this any more…" bellowed Uzumaki Arashi while pacing in the Waiting room in Konohagakure no Sato's hospital.

"……then again my wife is going to kill me soon so…."as he trailed off.

"Arashi-sensei I'm sure it's not that bad" asked a 10 year old Kakashi.

"Kakashi, you don't know how bad it I-

"Arashi you son of a bitch get your goddamn ass in here NOW!"

"Well I'm off see you later"

"See you Arashi-sensei"

As he entered the room with his wife, Hikari Uchiha Uzumaki, aka 'the Red eyed Firey Demon from Hell' so kindly notted by his 'genius' student Kakashi.

"Soooo how are you dear" asked Arashi in a pathetic way to greet his wife cheerily.

"How Do You Think I Am?" "urrrrrgghhhh"

"We're almost there Mrs Uzumaki just push alittle bit more come on, come on..

"Uurrrrgghhhh", Despite the situation he had to admit his wife's face had turn a extremely funny colour of red. 'She kinda looks like an old tomato.hahahahah-'

Interuppting his thought was a cry and a "congratulations Hokage-sama, it's a boy" And he gave him his son to his wife, as Arashi looked closer to little bundle of joy he saw a little blonde tuff of hair on his head and cute ocean blue eyes. "He looks like you so much I bet he doesn't have any thing from me"Hikari said with a grimace.

"That's not true, I bet he has your bloodline and your personality" he said with a smile

"Yea I hope so" gently kissing him on his lips

"So what are we going to call him?"looking at the baby.

" I think we should call him Taichi" she said "After my grandfather"

Nah I think we sould call him Naruto…" "What I will not have my son named after a topping of Ramen!" "Naruto also means 'maelstorm', I think its better than Taichi which means 'Big'.

"Fine how about Naruto Arashi Taichi Uzumaki?"

"That sounds perfect, love " Arashi said giving his wife a peck on the lips.

He then looked at his son who just blew littles buubles and smiled"I guess he likes it too." He smirked

His Name is Naruto Arashi Taichi Uzumaki

Well the prologue is up, hoped you people like it so far.

Its probably goin to take a week for the next chapter.

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