A/N: This is perhaps the weirdest thing I've ever written. I can't even remember writing this because i wrote it sometime last month but it entertained me to read through it. And the reason that the word flavor is in capslock is due to my ipod's autocorrect because apparently i wasnt enthusiastic enough about it. Well i hope you enjoy..

"SAMMY!"

Sam came running into the room and was met with the site of dean sprawled out on the couch

"What is it dean?"

"We need real food Sam. I can't eat this salad thing!"

"It's good for you!"

"So? We need decent food Sammy! It's your job to go get it."

"why is it my job?"

"Because I'm older and I say it is!"

"Fine."

"And don't forget the pie this time!"

"Alright!"

"See ya bitch."

"Jerk."

(later)

"Dean I'm back."

"Did you actually buy edible food this time?"

"Salad is edible... Never mind. Yes I got 'edible' food."

"Good and my pie?"

Sam chucked a cake at him. Dean frowned disappointingly.

"This isn't pie Sammy..."

"It's cake isn't that the same thing?"

"No Sam its not! Cake and pie and entirely different things! Do I have to go over this... Again?"

"I don't understand what the big deal is dean!"

"The deal is that you forgot my pie... AGAIN! And now you're trying to pass this cake monstrosity off as pie when it is clearly not!"

"Geez chillax dude."

"I can't 'chillax' Sam!"

"It's just pie!"

"It's just pie? That's like saying its just acid rain not gonna kill us or anything! It's not just pie Sam! It's a lifestyle, it's a religion, it's... It's... Life. Pie is heaven on earth, cake is this weirdly shaped thing that you put icing on then eat. How are they even remotely the same?"

"Okay I get it dean. Pie important, cake not pie."

"You go to the pie shop and buy me some flipping pie!"

"What kind!"

"PIE FLAVOR!"

"that's not a real FLAVOR dean."

"Of course it is!"

Then Cas randomly looted up behind them.

"hello."

"Not now Cas. I'm in the middle of an important talk with Sam about why it's not ok that he's always forgetting the no wait correction MY pie!"

"But dean I made u a pie..."

"You made me a pie?"

"Yes, I worked very hard... I did kind of catch a building off fire though... Baking is hard."

"Can I have da pie?"

"yes."

Cas held out a badly burnt pie. Dean devoured it in seconds... It was intense.

"That was a good pie Cas. I especially liked how you made it pie flavored! See Sam pie FLAVOR does exist!"

"It was no trouble dean. Well besides the fact that the fire department came due to the fire and called the police... So there was some trouble.."

"That was the best tasting pie ever though!"

Then Cas and Dean commenced what the fandom calls the eye sex. Sam started singing...

"CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?"

"Shut up Sammy and go get me that pie you owe me!"