Jen here
okay so since i'm apparently not in a good mood to plot out long stories, so imma just write stupid one-shots based on some of the THOUSANDS of random pics i have! Woot!
every time you see a separator, it means its going to the next chapter ~Ramen
~Jeff and the Killer~
White snow falling outside the window of the high school... Yet when I look at the blankets of snow I always see blood splattered on it. For some reason it find the thought beautiful...
"JEFFERY NIKKI WOODS!" I jumped at the sudden yelling in my ear, and smack the guilty bastard, who was predictively my best friend Ben. "Finally! Come on dude school's over, let's go chill at my place!"
I sighed. "Alright, fine."
We walked through the abandoned park, except there was a little girl there. "Hey, are you lost?" She turned at my voice, screamed, and ran off. I looked at Ben. "The hell was that?"
He shrugged. "Girls scream when they see me all the time. Though they usually run towards me, not away."
"Shut up man, you're gay as hell, and the world knows it. Especially after what you did to Toby last year..." I grimaced at the memory. Ben had walked straight up to Toby at a school dance, slapped him, then pretty much made out with him. Some things you just can't un-see...
"Sure I'm as gay as Jack, L.J., Tim, Brian, Toby, and hell even you, but I have a boyfriend now because of what I did to Toby, and ladies still love meh. TOP DAT BRO!"
"HAHAHA I'd rather not, because I have a brother and an adopted sister who still don't know I'm gay."
"Jane and Liu don't know?!"
"Nope!"
"Wow..."
After hours of pointless shit, I went home. On the way I got severely dizzy and passed out.
I woke up much later in an unknown place. "Oh, you're awake!" I looked at who spoke.
"Ben?"
"Yep! Sorry but... I think it's time ya knew..." Then I could see our friends, my brother and sister, even Mr. Richard! But they all look strange. "We're dead! I drowned, Toby's and idiot when it comes to fire, Jack'seyes got gouged out, Tim and Brian went insane with some mental disease, you killed Liu and Jane, L.J. is gay, you got set on fire, survived, then burned your eyelids and cut your face, and and Mr. Richard is Slenderman, a.k.a., Slendy!"
"But... I never got set on fire..."
"I did..." We all turned to see... Me? Well except he seemed to have gone through what Ben just told me. "Ello Jeffery..."
"Hey... Jeff?"
"So I guess we're the same person huh..."
He chuckled. "Yeah I guess so..."
"How did getting burned alive go?"
"Eh, I honestly could've gone without all the pain."
"I can imagine anyone would."
"Yeah..." He looked at something behind me. "What the hell is that midget doing...?" I turned around and saw Ben hiding a sign (and failing) that was telling Jeff to... kiss me, WFT BEN?! To make everything even better, everyone else was behind him, supporting Ben's little sign... "Guess which midget is gonna die today!" Ben bolted for it, Jeff close behind while I laughed my ass off as I watched. Best day ever!
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