Pretty Fly For A Burned Guy
Like the title probably made you believe, this fic is about Shishio (again…) n.n I think everyone knows the song 'Pretty Fly For A White Guy' by Offspring. I made my own version about it with Shishio as the theme n.n" My god…
I don't own the original song and I don't own Shishio (good for him, cause if I did… (evil grin)).
Well here is it. Have fun and R and R if you like!
Burn Kyoto baby! Uh huh uh huh!
Burn Kyoto baby! Uh huh uh huh!
Burn Kyoto baby! Uh huh uh huh!
And everyone say's he's pretty fly for a burned guy.
Shoot, burn, try, but he'll never never die.
You know it's kinda hard just to get respect today,
but his theory is cool so he gets it anyway.
The strong they will survive and the weak they will die,
he explains this all to Houji when he's drinking some red wine.
But don't debate, he's really great.
You know he gets everything going his way.
The Juppongatana is coming back.
From west and east, from west and east.
And with his red eyes, and with all his spies.
At least you know he's like a burned cookie in disguise.
The world needs maniacs
Hey, hey, count Shishio in!
Burn Kyoto baby! Uh huh uh huh!
Burn Kyoto baby! Uh huh uh huh!
Burn Kyoto baby! Uh huh uh huh!
And everyone say's he's pretty fly for a burned guy.
He has some cool followers, not just any will suffice,
there's Sojiro he's so cute he can melt the coldest ice.
To bad that he was burning when he was fighting Battousai.
But if you think twice he would have kicked his lilly ass!
But don't debate, he's really great.
You know he gets everything going his way.
The Juppongatana is coming back.
From west and east, from west and east.
And with his red eyes, and with all his spies.
At least you know he's like a burned cookie in disguise.
The world needs maniacs
Hey, hey, count Shishio in!
Now he's going to bomb Tokyo, he's getting it done
But how could he know that the Battousai would come?
Sano blow up his boat but he's not in pain.
But we still love him, because he's so insane!
Burn Kyoto baby! Uh huh uh huh!
Burn Kyoto baby! Uh huh uh huh!
Burn Kyoto baby! Uh huh uh huh!
Shoot, burn, try, but he'll never never die.
But don't debate, he's really great.
You know he gets everything going his way.
The Juppongatana is coming back.
From west and east, from west and east.
And with his red eyes, and with all his spies.
At least you know he's like a burned cookie in disguise.
The world needs maniacs.
The world loves maniacs.
Let's get some more maniacs.
Hey, hey, count Shishio in!
Sora: (speechless)
Shishio: "…What was that!"
Sora: "I've created a monster!" n.n"
Shishio: "Some sentences aren't even right… And they don't fit in the song!"
Sora: "To bad for the song then!"
Shishio: (sighs and walks away) "Damn kid…"
Sora: (turns to reader) "Never thought this was going to be so hard! I don't think it's great, but I don't think it's bad either. I hope you liked it. Maybe I'll write more if people liked this one. Anyway, thanks for reading! Have a nice day!" n.n