Please R&R
(this was written by my friend)
At the hippogriff convention, (for those of you who don't know what a hippogriff is read the fudging harry potter series you cactuses( internet cookies to whoever gets that reference) So, anyway at this convention of hippogriffs, England dragged America to see more of the magical universe, by making America fly on a hippogriff. Unfortunately, things went wrong almost instantly, because America is a big scaredy cat and refused to get anywhere near the majestic creature.
England didn't care if America was scared and called him a bloody git and kicked him across the floor all the way into the hippogriff enclosure.
Once America stopped being a big baby, then he actually got a glimpse of the hippogriff. Oddly enough he thought tony looked better than the hippogriff, he voiced that opinion to England, who didn't take it very well. England went berserk and went on a rant about how aliens are ugly and all that chiz.
While England was going on his angry rant, the hippogriff, we will call him Snape, was slowly inching closer and closer to England. England had his back turned and was focusing on yelling at America, so he didn't notice Snape creeping closer and closer.
Once Snape got close enough that he could have kissed England, did England finally notice the dangerously close creature. England whirled around just in time to see the hippogriff bare his fangs. The rest was a blur to England because he lost consciousness at the sight of his own blood, even though his wounds weren't that serious.
That is why Hippogriffs were outlawed in Italy.