Warning: Some disturbing content thanks to yours truly…Oh and two boys together…so if you don't like that I would advise not reading this.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of its character unfortunately. (Someday Edward shall be mine)

A/N: So a friend and I came up with the idea…well my friend did but I placed Edward in the place of…well I'll let you figure it out. The whole thing was that what if Jacob imprinted on a guy instead of the normal girl. I had never seen a story like that so I took the job and wrote it. Thank you bloodredeclipse for the idea and the title!

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I woke in the warmest arms that I have ever felt. Smiling, I rolled over staring into the eyes of my healer. Jake smiled back though it didn't reach his eyes and I wondered what was wrong. I didn't speak of my worries as I kissed him softly.

"I don't want to go to work" I whined to his lips. He chuckled holding me tightly against him.

"The sooner you go to work the sooner you get back" Jacob kissed the top of my head and smiled. "Now go get ready and I'll make you some breakfast."

Slowly, I got up and went into the bathroom across the hall from our bedroom. Getting in the shower, I thought about what had happened in the past year. Edward had left me yet again after he had promised never to do it again. Luckily, Jake had been there to pick up the pieces and mend my heart.

All this had happened for a reason. I guess someone wanted me to live a normal life. Jake and I had been dating for the past six months. Everything was great and I was happy again.

After getting out of the shower and dressing, I ran into the kitchen kissing Jacob's cheek. "I'm sorry I'm running late…" He pouted and kissed my cheek in return.

"Have a good day at work!" He called to me as I ran out the door to my trusty truck.

The whole time I was at work I was thinking about Jake.

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A day working at Newton's was exhausting and I couldn't wait to be in the arms of my love. I walked into the house noticing that it was rather quiet until a noise down the hall pointed me to the bedroom.

My heart was beginning to pick up speed as I walked down the hallway to his bedroom. Reaching for the door knob I took a deep breath and turned it.

Two shadows were moving in the bed. I couldn't see with the light turned off so I flipped the switch. My jaw immediately dropped realizing who was in the bed.

Glistening bodies touching each other in places…I just stared. Bronze hair covered his face but I knew who it was. My ex-lover Edward Cullen was in bed with my now lover Jacob Black. I felt light-headed.

Jacob was beneath Edward his head thrown in pleasure. My Edward…no used to be mine was the dominant figure.

I closed my eyes and opened them again opening this was some weird dream. No…it wasn't….this was happening.

How could it be? Shouldn't they be appalled by each other's smell? Letting out a small gasp both boys turned to me their eyes filling with shock. Edward got off of my love and covered them in a blanket.

I had just seen both loves of my life naked…together. After this, I was going to need serious therapy. Finding my voice, I pretty much yelled out, "What the fuck is going on here?"

Jacob looked away from me guiltily. "I didn't want to tell you this, Bells…" He paused looking over at Edward who smiled weakly nodding his head. "I've imprinted, Bella, I've imprinted on Edward."

I didn't think it was possible but my jaw dropped even lower. "You imprinted...on a guy? A vampire guy at that? My ex lover?" I bit my lip holding back tears.

Jacob was going to leave me just like Edward had. "But…I thought that you couldn't stand the smell of each other…" Tears fell down my cheeks even though I tried to stop them.

Edward answered me. "When love is concerned, the vampire and were-wolf smell does not affect us." This answer threw me off.

"You mean you love Jacob?" They looked at each other with love filled eyes.

Who would have known that Jacob would leave me for his mortal enemy? I guess I didn't seeing as I was staring at the two as they moved towards each other kissing passionately. Without a word, I backed out of the room slowly not knowing what else to say. I drove far away wanting the image of Jacob and Edward moving together…their sweating bodies in perfect rhythm with the other. "Oh dear" I uttered.

A/N: Wow…so I know that I am going to get hate mail for this so…I don't care send the hate mail to me and my friend, bloodredeclipse. Now click the go button and review it!