AUTHORS NOTE: First of all, this is basically based off the conversation that we had today in the refectory on our break where my friend was complaining that she wasn't hot whereas her boyfriend's ex really was so it triggered my braincells. The yoghurt is also an issue between her and I. Second of all, this is my hundredth story! Whaaaat?

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anyone but Jenny and the ex-girlfriend

[Sexiness and Cheesy Yoghurts]

"If you buy that yoghurt and complain about it once, I'll shoot you." Jenny warned Stuart as he reached up for the healthy choice yoghurt on the top shelf of the fruit section in the canteen. For the past week they'd been eating in here and every morning Stuart would buy that yoghurt then complain about the flavour – it apparently tasted like mouldy cheese - as he slowly reached the bottom.

The man just laughed as he put it on his tray and looked over at his pretty little redhead detective, "Jenny darling, you don't have a gun yet." He pointed out causing Jenny to look over at Jackie who just smiled.

"I'll happily lend you mine, Jenny." She promised causing Stuart to gasp in horror before they moved round to the cashier where they paid before moving over to their favourite table at the far corner of the canteen. "I don't understand why you're on this stupid diet anyway. You're gorgeous." Jackie pointed out to her best friend as she tucked into her own fruit pot.

"Jackie darling, I'm now engaged to marry Ewan McIntyre. That man doesn't look a day over twenty and yet he's older than me." He took the cap off his yoghurt and looked over at her. "I'm afraid that someone is going to want to know why Ewan is holding his hands with his dad or something!" Both female detectives just rolled their eyes before eating their foods quietly. "I noticed neither of you tried to argue me out of my belief there." He said pointing his plastic spoon at the pair of them before diving back into the pot for another spoonful.

"Would you let us argue you out of it?" Jackie pointed out as she reached over and fed a piece of watermelon into his mouth because she didn't like it but she knew that it was his favourite fruit so she never asked them to hold back on it.

"Everyone wants to hear they're beautiful once or twice, Jackie." He pointed out sarcastically. "And we're not all dating a charmer like Robbie who probably feeds you with so many compliments I'd be tasting this yoghurt twice." The two female detectives groaned at his reference knowing that Stuart was just teasing about vomiting but sometimes his choice of words just made them want to hurl.

Jackie, however, was now blushing at the mention of her relationship with Robbie. It was known between the small group of five that the two senior detectives were dating and had been for a few weeks. They'd wanted to tell them team because they were like their family, neither having actual parents to tell, and their blessing was important to the pair of them. They had asked them to keep it on the "DL" but sometimes Stuart got too excited and always brought it up in conversation. He'd been waiting for them to get together since day one so they didn't really stress at him.

"Stuart, he's not that charming but yes he does tell me that I'm..." her words trailed off as she watched Robbie move into the canteen with a beautiful woman on his arm. She was wearing a tight black dress, her high heels in her hands as she flicked back long blonde hair that washed down her back in luscious waves. The fur coat finished just below her breast line, her make up heavy but not enough to look trashy and she had a laugh that could light up a room. Jackie was also painfully aware of how bright Robbie's smile was. Stuart and Jenny followed her gaze.

"Oh wow, I didn't know little Pippa was back in town." Stuart said absent-mindedly before moving his attention back to his yoghurt that was in his hands because the idea of an attractive girl walking through the building wasn't his cup of tea.

"Pippa?" Jenny asked.

"Robbie's super sexy ex-girlfriend," Jackie commented. "They were pretty damned serious for a pair of fuck buddies as I can remember." She said using her fork to stab a piece of strawberry as she desperately tried to keep her gaze there instead of moving back to Pippa and Robbie together.#

"Wow. She looks like half of Robbie's age,"

"She is." Stuart informed as he looked over at Jenny. "She's really not that special. She has the personality of a cold fish and I think Ronan has a higher intelligence then her."

"Why did they break it off?"

"She got an acting job in America," Jackie whispered because she remembered how devastated Robbie had been when she'd actually gone through with the deal. He'd loved having an actress on his arms but the idea of her being in America rubbing elbows with other famous people had made him realise that he wasn't all that special. He'd slept around a lot after that one before settling into the relationship with Jackie. "Robbie was literally heartbroken over it."

"I don't think she's the serious relationship type," Jenny muttered trying to make Jackie feel a little bit better because she could sense that the woman's mood had deflated since their teasing of Stuart and his yoghurt. "Jackie, he's got you now and you're beautiful."

"What if I don't want to be beautiful?" She asked out loud causing the two detectives to look at her. "I might want to be hot or sexy."

"Jacks," Stuart said before pausing for a moment then looked over at Jenny for a little bit of help in the situation.

"Jackie, you are both of those things and she's only hot because she flaunts what she has. If you took away the short skirts, the fake boobs and the make-up she'd just be some plain Jane!" Jenny pointed out before sighing as she looked over at her best friend. "Jackie, you're one of the hottest women I know. If I was lesbian, I would."

"And if I was straight, Jenny and I would be having a cat fight over who wins." Stuart piped up causing a smile to crack onto Jackie's face as she looked over at him before laughing.

"Well thanks you two but I really want someone else to think I'm hot."

"Show him you are then," Stuart said with a twinkle in his eyes and Jackie knew immediately what was going through his mind which caused her to roll his eyes but that didn't deter him. "Jacks, you're the one that is constantly feel like you're the demure little house wife!" He chided. "You need to show him that you can be the wild little sex kitten too because I bet you can be."

"Stuart!" She gasped knowing that this wasn't the type of conversation she wanted in the canteen over a fruit pot but she knew that her best friend had a point. If she wanted Robbie to call her sexy then she needed for him to see a side of her that he'd never seen before and she smiled causing Stuart to grin. "I'll do it." She whispered before standing up and pressing a kiss to the top of his head. The two other detectives watched as she left before Jenny turned to look at Stuart.

"He's going to be an idiot and tell her something like she looks lovely instead of the term she needs to hear." She said not having any faith in Robbie at all to give Jackie what she needed to hear.

"I know he will. Robbie thinks he speaks women but that was before he met Jackie," he pointed out before eating another bit of his yoghurt and wrinkling up his nose. "Man, this yoghurt tastes like cheese." Jenny groaned before reaching out and snatching it off of him causing the man to laugh.

TO BE CONTINUED...