(A/N: This fanfiction is a parody and is not intended to be serious in any way, shape or form. Any similarities to existing stories are entirely coincidental and I am simply playing with the overused plot of a character traveling back in time and meeting one of the assassins. I am not trying to offend any other fanfiction authors with this story.)

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"

14-year-old Olivia threw her Xbox controller across the room, sending it right out the (closed) window. Glass shards flew across the room. That was the fifth time she had done the exact same thing in a year.

"How... HOW COULD THEY!?" Olivia shrieked, tears rolling down her cheeks as she turned off the console in anguish. She quickly retrieved her lap top, went to Tumblr, and began typing a new text post.

"SDILBHSGHKBGJKBFGDJKLG I AM SO FUCKING MAD AT UBISOFT RIGHT NOW

THE ENDING TO AC3 WAS SO BAD OH MY GOD

HOW COULD THEY KILL MY HUSBANDO DESMOND!"

Perfect. Now she just needed a reaction GIF or two. Hmm... Of course, a crying one would do nicely... One, no, two table flipping GIFs... And two more crying GIFs. Alright, that's enough. Olivia still felt the post was missing something, however. Oh, of course! She had forgotten to type 'FEELS'. There, now it was complete and she could post it.

Olivia clicked the 'Post' button, neglecting the fact that she should have tagged the post as spoilers.

"I know how I'll make myself feel better," Olivia said to herself, opening up a Microsoft Word document. "I'll write fanfiction!"

First, she would think up information for an OC she would put in the fanfiction. First, the name. Well, Olivia would model the OC after herself, so obviously, it would be a good idea to name the character Olivia. Perfect! And just like her, OC Olivia would have brown hair and brown eyes. Wait, that's boring. How about... Chocolate locks that cascade down from her head to just past her shoulders and sparkling orbs the color of chocolate and caramel, mixed together into a big gloopy tub of sweetness. Perfect! And obviously, she'd unknowingly have assassin heritage.

Olivia thought she should probably type up the summary of her story first, and then work from there.

"A girl named Olivia from the 21st century, who was Desmond's girlfriend before he died (though she doesn't know he's an assassin) is magically transported back to the 18th century. When she meets a mysterious Mohawk man in a white hood, Olivia must become an assassin and recover a Piece of Eden that is the key to defeating Juno and bringing Desmond back to life. Ugh sorry I suck at summaries :( Desmond/OC Connor/OC"

That should do it. Olivia smiled to herself and began to type up the first chapter of this new fanfiction.