OK! lets get started! First of all I am the doctor who will be looking at all the patients! Sara is me! Because Sara is my real name ^_^ and Meiwaku is my pesky assistant... he will be popping in every once in awhile (meiwaku means pesky by the way) when ever I "write a note/ write" on my clip board I am filling out like a health sheet

* Things w/ stars are actions* [things w/ brackets are thoughts] thing w/ nothing are conversation!

Now if I declare someone hurt or needing to be hospitalized I send them all to room 9 on floor 9! Floor 9 has 3 rooms. The hospital room, had lots of pillows and blankets and a tv, it has bars so none can get out. the 2nd room is the waiting room and 3rd is my office/doctor's room. ---------------------------------------- Sara: Who is my first victim... ahem, I mean patient?

Meiwaku: * looks at neon green clipboard* Miroku is first!

Sara: * looks at Meiwaku and then at the clipboard Meiwaku is holding, then at the one she is holding* I told you to get blue clipboards! * wacks her*

Meiwaku: oh! I must have gotten them mixed up! [not]

Sara: Ok! Miroku please come in!

Miroku: * walks in and looks around*

Sara: Please take a seat. * points to chair next to her*

Miroku: * moves towards Sara and gets on his knees* Will you bare my children?!

Sara: Get your slimy little ass on that chair NOW!

Miroku: Ma'm yes Ma'm!

Sara: OK! Take a deep breath in your nose... out your mouth.

Miroku: * breaths in and out* Why am I here again?

Sara: Because I am writing this and I made you come here! * writes on the clip board*

Miroku: Geez! Now will you bare my children?! * pouts fake-ly*

Sara: * Hits him with her clipboard* Moving on... [now for the best part of this job] Ok. Stand up and take off the top of your clothing! I have to check for any back muscle or bone pain.

Miroku: * does as told* [since when did I have a bad back?]

Sara: * starts to feel Miroku's back, feeling every part of his back muscles* [hehe, I love this job] * stops*

Miroku: Can I go now?! If not, I will ask you again! BEAR MY CHILREN PLEASE!

Sara: * wacks him again*

Miroku: I probably deserved that...

Sara: Oh believe me. You did. OK. Now face me. * writes on clipboard*

Miroku: OK * faces Sara* Now what.

Sara: * stands up and inspects his body. [see what I mean. the best part.] *starts to feel the muscular chest. [hehe sucker] * stops*

Miroku: Now what?!

Sara: I will ask you lots of pointless, ahem I mean important questions. Put your cloths back on!

Miroku: * does so* OK. * sits in the chair*

Sara: Do you have any breathing problems? [boring]

Miroku: No.

Sara: Any heart problems, racing heart, skipping beats... ect..

Miroku: No.

Sara: [ok now for fun] Do you like the color green?!

Miroku: No. [yes]

Sara: * writes on clipboard* Are you gay? [hehe I know the answer to this one]

Miroku: Yes. [no]

Sara: * writes on clipboard, looks surprised* Ok...? Now for the critical question! Are you ready?!

Miroku: Yea! Bring it on!

Sara: Who is hotter, me or Sango.

Miroku: My baby! Sango! Of course!

Sara: * writes on clipboard* Meiwaku?!

Meiwaku: Yes?

Sara: Take him to room 9! He is obviously blind!

---------------------------------------- This is MY fanfic! Not stealing!

I do not own Inuyasha! review plz! Give me ideas for questions and ect!