Update: Changed Darth Vader's Character. I don't think anyone will know who it is NOW.

Thank you all for your reviews!You've encouraged me to keep writing! Hopefully I'll update again soon!

Star Warriors

Episode IV: A New Fic

The cast is as follows. This is a parody fanfic (Obviously), and shouldn't contain anything too bad. The cast for this episode is as follows. Relationships in the books such as father/son, and mates WILL NOT apply. But I may keep some of them for the he- Slight pause heck of it. Rated K for a couple lines.

Note: When I say, "Plays the role of," I mean that the Star Wars characters are being replace by the Warriors characters. Ex. Luke Skywalker is called Fireheart. Also, the characters traits have been changed (It IS a parody fic, after all).

Fireheart- Plays the role of Luke Skywalker, an absent-minded Warrior-to-be from the planet of Faketattooine

Squirrelflight- Plays the role of Leia Organa, a rich Mary Sue (perfect at (nearly) everything, for those who don't know). From the planet Nonderaan.

Brambleclaw-Plays the role of Han Solo, a smuggler with one big ego, and a beat-up space cruiser he thinks is the most beautiful thing in the world. From the planet Carellia, and a.k.a. as "Brambley."

Spiderleg- Plays the role of Chewbacca, a very tall cat who speaks in gibberish. Amazingly, everyone in the story can understand him perfectly. Ex. "Shark Toast!"

"I don't care what you smell! Get in there!"

Brackenfur- Plays the role of C-3PO, an all-fearing robot who tries to take all the credit.

Jaypaw- Plays the role of R2-D2, a short robot that had no eyes built in. He can talk, but does so very little.

Colonel Sundries- Plays the role of every general/major/etc. Put the Reference to his character in a review, or PM me, and you'll get a special something

"You mean even YOU don't know what it is!?"

Someone shoots the heretic audience member.

I Cough feebly "I know exactly what it is..."

Continuing on…

Lionheart- Plays the role of an old Warrior with stereotypical senile traits. Ex. "Haf ya seen my teef, sonny?"

Ashfur-Plays the role of Wedge Antilles, a starship pilot needing GIANT glasses.

Other changes include:

Stromtroopers being replaced with…you guessed it, Spudtroopers!

Expect "This is a parody fanfic. Deal with it!" To replace, "I've got a bad feeling about this…" IF there are any sequels. Man, that's one big if.

Star Destroyers are now iPod Destroyers.

"Why?"

This is a parody fanfic. Deal with it!

There are a couple others that'll be included later

Also, expect various cameos, randomness at random times (No pun intended), and parodies of other things.

Wait a minute, HOLD IT! I forgot Darth Vader, didn't I?

Well, here he is…

Crowfeather- Plays the role of Darth Vader, a bad guy in general. Is also "confined" to a wheelchair.

Bet you didn't see that coming, did you? And I know what you're thinking.

"CROWFEATHER!? What is this guy THINKING?!"

Well, I'm thinking I got you good right about now!

Please remember to feed the goats as you exit the theater.

Thank you and, GOOD NIGHT! I exit stage left and proceed to trip off of the stage

"THAT NEVER HAPPENED!" cried a voice off-stage, and the opening crawl began…