Hello Naruto Fans! Welcome to the nuttiest, wildest, all around CRAZY Christmas Naruto fan fiction you possibly have ever read! It's me again, S.A. Hikari, and I'd like to give a shout out to my very good friend who loves Avatar, you go girl!
Who Owns Naruto? I don't! Who owns Naruto? The guy who created it, Masashi!
Merry Belated Christmas Everybody! I had a really fun time writing this and I hope you have just a good time reading it as I did writing it. ENJOY!
A NARUTO CHRISTMAS
"Man," said Naruto as he slumped to his chair. "Its Christmas-eve and I've got nobody to be with."
His eyes drifted to the clock. 5:30.
"It's still pretty early," he thought, "I could invite somebody over." His arm flung out to grab his phone and his fingers started punching out random numbers.
"Hello?" said a voice.
"Sakura?" Naruto responded.
"This is she," a bored voice said, "Hi Naruto."
"Sakura! Please it's urgent!"
"What?" She said, suddenly startled. "Is it Sasuke?"
"No," Naruto sighed. He expected as much. "I'm just lonely." Could you come over?"
"Oh, sure Naruto. Anything for a good friend like you." Strangely enough, she wasn't being sarcastic, "I'll bring everybody else, and Sasuke too."
"Okay," Naruto replied. He tried to sound excited, but at the mention of Sasuke, he was put down.
"We'll be there at six." And she hung up.
5:35. they would be there in 25 minutes!
He thrust himself out of the chair and began setting things up for a party. He didn't know it, but it would be a really really memorable night……………………………..
Really.
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The punch was set up at the snack table and the mistletoe was hung b the window,
A desk table underneath. Naruto, being the trickster he is, planted a large, delectable, triple chocolate cake slice on it, knowing that it was something Sakura just couldn't resist.
He would plant his feet next to the cake and wait for Sakura to wander over there, then he could finally kiss her! Hehehehehe! It couldn't fail!
Plus, Sandy Paws (Santa Claus) would be there soon. The night couldn't have been better, or could it? Naruto was overcome with excitement as he set up the karaoke machine. He loaded a disk with Christmas music on it. He started humming "Sandy Paws, Sandy Paws, Sandy Paws is coming! Sandy Paws, Sandy Paws, Sandy Paws gives me gifts!"
It didn't rhyme, but he didn't care. He wasn't much for rhymes anyway.
Ding dong
A tone rang through the room. 6:03
"Right on time." Naruto said out loud as he headed towards the door.
He swung it open and there was Sakura in an elf hat and Sasuke with a…what is that on his nose? A tomato? Naruto stared. Sasuke glared.
"I'm Rudolph, you idiot," His unmoved face burned holes in Naruto's head. Naruto's Sandy Paws hat fell of in shock.
Sakura had a huge smile on her face.
"Most of the others will be here in about 10 minutes."
"How many people did you invite?" Naruto asked, suddenly cautious.
"Oh, our friends, you know." Her tone scared Naruto.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6:15. To name off who had arrived – Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Ino, Choji, Shikamaru, Temari, Garra, Kankuro, Jiraiah, Tsunade, Kakashi, Anko, Neji, Ten Ten, and Rock Lee. 16 people, and the number was about to increase! Naruto was devastated. Sakura even hadn't been caught in his chocolate trap yet.
Kiba was acting as the D.J. for the karaoke machine, which was a big hit. The only people who hadn't tried it yet were Shino, Shikamaru, Neji, Garra, Sasuke, and Naruto himself.
"Okay, people," Kiba shouted in the mike as Hinata returned to the crowd. "We got to get this party groovin'. Any more volunteers?"
Naruto's hand reluctantly went up.
"I'll do it." It's his party; he should at least have fun.
"Ah! The host!" Emceed Kiba, who was obviously pleased, "At last, come on up here!'
Naruto scrambled to take the 'stage' which was really no higher than any other point in his apartment.
Kiba placed his hand on Naruto's shoulder. "I picked this song especially for you, Naruto." And he backed off.
The mariachi band started playing and Naruto recognized the theme for "Feliz Navidad."
"Hoooooooooh, boy," Naruto sighed. "That is so Kiba"
And he began to sing…………….
Feliz Navidad…………..
Feliz Navidad…………..
He mumbled the part after that.
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas,
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas,
He was getting into it! Everybody started singing along.
It was fun!
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heeeaarrrt!
CRASH!
The lights went off. The door came caving in. The music halted and everything became quiet.
A shadowed figure lumbered in with a large beard and snow boots.
Naruto thought it looked like somebody he knew. "Sandy Paws?"
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The large man had a huge bag slug over his shoulder. The lights flickered back on.
"Oh, come on! You don't have to stop partying just because 'a me!" He ripped his beard off and a familiar, but not very friendly face appeared.
"Orochimaru!" Tsunade gasped.
"Oh, don't 'Orochimaru!' me," the snake said. "I just came for fun. I brought presents!" (an: Sorry u guys, but I cant take Orochimaru seriously anymore, not since I saw the things on the internet, so just try to grin and bear it. And by bear it I mean laugh your face off.)
Everyone gaped.
"Besides, it's Christmas! Do you really think I'd come all the way to Konoha on Christmas Eve to kill you? We'll be friends for just these two days, then we can go back to the killing, okay?"
The crowd mumbled and nodded in agreement.
"Good, now who wants a gift?"
The kids and adults rushed over to him and he started giving out presents.
Naruto saw his chance. He went under the mistletoe. "Hey Sakura! I have some chocolate cake!"
He turned around to pick up the plate but…
The cake was gone! All that was left was a couple chocolate crumbs. Naruto looked around in panic.
He noticed a dark figure leaning against the wall eating something triangle shaped.
The light shone on him.
Sasuke was eating HIS chocolate cake!
"Sasuke get back here!" Sasuke froze as he looked at Naruto, crumbs falling from his face. His cheeks were full and he couldn't talk. He walked over and swallowed hard.
"Oh, yeah, sorry Naruto," He said to him as Naruto backed away, he didn't want to be anywhere NEAR Sasuke under the mistletoe that Sasuke still hadn't noticed. He put the half finished cake back on the plate when….
Imagine Naruto's luck! Sakura walked past and noticed Sasuke, the cake, and the mistletoe. It was a Sakura dream!
Naruto saw and desperately tried to push Sasuke away, but he side stepped and Naruto ran right smack into the wall. "What are you doing, idiot?"
Naruto shook himself off then tried to push Sakura out of the way.
"Watch out!" Someone screamed.
Naruto ran into Sakura who was rammed into Sasuke which shook the place and caused the mistletoe to fall….. landing on Sasuke and Sakura's heads.
Sasuke's face turned the color to match the tomato on his nose.
6:35
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Naruto was having a fit.
"Why, why why! Why Sasuke, why chocolate, WHY MISTLETOE!!!"
All was quiet (except for of coarse Naruto) as all eyes fell on Sasuke and Sakura on the floor 'under' the mistletoe.
Orochimaru pranced up and sprinkled sparkly dust all over them.
"You are under the mistletoe, the mistletoe, the mistletoe; you are under the mistletoe, now you gotta kiss!!!" He sang, obnoxiously.
The pair, embarrassed on the floor, glared at Orochimaru. Orochimaru sensed his wrong and backed away.
Sasuke and Sakura looked at each other. (I can't believe I'm writing this! ; 3) They grew closer and… everyone gasped.
6:39
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The door was throughn open. (Orochimaru fixed it, by the way.) Itachi stared through the door at his brother kissing a girl.
"Whoa, home dawg. Not something I thought I'd ever see."
He stepped in the room, almost like a ghost as everyone looked to him.
Sasuke and Sakura stopped.
His Akatsuki cloak covered his whole body, other than anything above his nose. His face was unemotional, like a robot's.
"Yo, dudes. You trippen'. Why'za musik stopped?"
Sasuke, still stunned stared confusingly at Itachi. Since when did he talk like that?
"Kisame, home dawg, no need to hide from these dudes, they all right."
A cowering figure emerged from behind Itachi. He was scared and shivering. His sword was missing.
"y-y-yess-ss B-Boss." And he straitened.
Itachi walked over to Sasuke and helped him up.
"Yo, brudda, Gimmie some love, gimme some love." And he shook Sasuke's hand loosely. Sasuke glared at him.
"My sole purpose is to kill you!" He said, surprising everybody; NOT!
"Whoa brudda!" Itachi tried to calm him down. "Where's the love? Love on Christmas eve."
Tsunade and Jiraiah walked up. "You certainly have some gall, to come here like this," Jiraiah said.
Itachi folded his arms. "Well if I have the gall, what's he doing here?"
Itachi pointed at Orochimaru in the Santa Claus suit. He smiled and waved. "HIIIIIIIIII ITACHIIII!!!!" he yelled.
"You annoy me, Ochi."
Everybody was stunned. "You call him Ochi?!!"
"Never Mind." Itachi whispered. "Come on, let's dance everybody!"
Akamaru barked.
7:00
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Well, I typed it up. Now no one can say that I didn't. But stay tuned! Part two comes soon! And by soon I mean very soon, like an hour. I just need to type it up. Oh, and let me know what you thought. See the cute little button down there? I just know you wanna push it. I love pressing buttons, you should too!
Not-so-Sincerely,
S.A.Hikari