Yes, I finally got that chip thing that you put in you Playstation 2, so that way I can play Japanese only games and stuff like that. As I placed in my Naruto Shippuden game in the system, I felt a jolt of electricity zap me. "Ouch," I whined, thinking it was only static again. "I swear, I'll get shocked by anything." My index finger touched the power button and I jumped. "Dude, a portal," I mumbled as a small opening floated above my PS2. "Those Japs know how to have funny." Peeking threw the hole, I could not really see anything, so I reached my hand into it and swung it around trying to feel for something. "Hmm?" I wondered as I grabbed and pulled something into this world. "What's this?" I made a noise as someone else's arm reached out a slapped my hand off of the cloth. "Sorry," I called threw the whole and in response, the person's hand grabbed the front of the shirt and pulled me into the portal. I grunted as I landed face first onto the ground. "Damn, that portal sure got wide," I whispered, sitting up on my knees.
I froze as foreign words entered my hearing. Turning, I saw six of the hottest looking men in my life. "Oh, those Asian have my thanks," I smiled inwardly starring at the Akatsuki members. Hidan, the crazy religious priest, started to yell something at me in Japanese and I just sat there looking at him like a stupid animal seeing a car come at them. My head cocked to the side as he screamed louder and I guess threatened me with his three bladed scythe. When I didn't answer, Kisame made a comment at Hidan. I was opening my mouth to say something when I noticed most of them fascinated by my long hair and it's color.
"Yo," I grinned and they all went completely silent. "Don't any of you dudes speak English by any chance?" They looked at each other, then someone kicked Tobi out in front.
"I… kind of do," he squeaked, making me laugh.
"You-You're so adorable!" I exclaimed making him flinch back in surprise. "Oh my god! Can't anyone else do it? I can't take you seriously." He shook his head as he lowered it and started to tremble. "Hey, are you okay?" I asked. "No, don't cry!" I jumped up in fright as Tobi started to ball on the ground. "Oh, boy," I cringed as I looked up to the others. Everyone, but Itachi, looked amused at the site before them. Great, they would be no help. I bite my lip then went over to Tobi and kneel down next to him. "I'm sorry," I said, petting his back lightly as he sniffled and choked. "I didn't mean to make you cry."
"Tobi wants to be taken seriously because he is evil and he is Akatsuki," he whimpered so cutely that it could have killed me.
"I'll… try, Tobi," I breathed as he sat up and looked at me. "So, what did he say to me?"
"I'm not going to repeat what Hidan-san said about you," the raven hair young man whispered with his eyes down. "It was… nasty… and cruel."
"Well, you can't help stop a cock bite," I smirked rubbing his hair. I made a surprise noise as he cover my mouth with both of his hands.
"Don't say that out loud!" he warned softly. "He'll hear you."
I slapped his hands off and stood as I crossed my arms and pointed at the white hair man. "Fuck head there can't even understand me," I smiled. Hidan hissed at me as the others watched me in wonder. "I could call them all morons if I wanted."
"Shh!" Tobi cried, standing and waving his arms. "They can understand English!"
"What…?" I said dumbfounded looking at the mask guy in front of me. "That's how they knew… to have you… speak to me…" He nodded and I slapped my forehead. "Why not say that first?"
"You didn't ask," Tobi shrugged.
"Of course," I muttered, turning away from them as I muttered softly to myself. "Of course, they know fucking English because they just can, but no… I can't say shit in Japanese. The most I know is saru and baka. Fuck, I'm so screwed." I flinched as someone tapped my shoulder. "Hmm?" Oh god, it was Kakuzu. The tall man said some words, then crested my cheek before leaving. "Uh… nice to meet you?" I called after him. "Tobi, what he say?"
"Kakuzu-san said, "You are prettier than the last woman he killed for her heart," he replied cheerfully. "He must think highly of you."
"You better not be thinking of ripping out my heart!" I screamed after the tall man. "So, uh, how do I get home?"
"You can't," he said slowly.
"WHAT?!" I yelled making everyone flinch in surprise. "WHAT IN THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?" I grabbed him by the cloak and start to shake him. "YOU BETTER BE FUCKING JOKING, YOU LITTLE DICK WEED!" Okay, so calling Tobi a dick weed wasn't nice, but I did just get here and now I can't go back. I shove him away and turned again so that way I could talk to myself. "Okay, this is bad," I whispered. "It's not like I can just press the start button to get the menu screen." I jumped as a see threw menu screen appeared in front of me. Tobi looked over my shoulder to see what I had done and he touched his finger onto the screen.
"What is this?" he cutely ask hitting the mute button. All sounds around us stopped, so I slapped his hand away and fix what he had done.
"Don't touch that," I muttered, messing with different items. Weapon menu, health, special items, and shop. I touched shop and a list of weapons, clothes, and such stuff appeared. "I have 500 Ryo? It should have read the other data." Tobi's hand snuck out to touch a lollipop and I shoved his hand and. "Don't touch!" I scolded and he whimpered. "Okay, this is still the game which means… I'm god? I'm god…" I gave a insanely loud laugh as I paused the whole world around me. I moved and the screen followed me as I walk over to Hidan. Nothing moved, nothing breath, except me. Oh, this is cool. I took Kisame's sharkskin and Hidan's scythe and switch them. I saw Itachi's cool stare and sly grinned. "Oh, you know better, but you just got to," I purred as I touched the side of his face carefully. I pressed my lips against his and stole my first kiss. When I pulled back I mumbled," I wish I had soft lips like your, hot stuff."
Humming, I went over to Deidara and unclipped his clay pouch, then pants him. "Okay, enough fun," I said and walked back over to Tobi. I un-paused the world around me and watched the chaos unfold with a wicked smile. Hidan cursed as sharkskin ripped open his and Kisame looked about confused. Deidara yelped with a blush as he pulled his pants back on. I just watched Itachi touch his lips as if finding a new scent or taste on them. Bewildered, Tobi looked about in shock at what had somehow happen. "I'm god," I mused to myself as I giggled and they looked at me. "What? Don't look at me, I'm just a sweet young woman." Hidan yelled something at me as he pointed a bleeding finger at me. I shrugged and said, "What?"
"Hidan-san said that you did something to them," Tobi replied.
"Well, I guess you aren't a stupid as I thought then, huh?" I smirked. Hidan lunged at me and I paused again. I side stepped him and let the fun play out as he fell on his face. "What's wrong, baby?" I playfully asked him as I cocked my hip to the side. "Not sure what to do?" He spat venom at me as he stood up and yelled. I ignored him and thought about what to do next. "Oh, I know," I grinned, using the online connection to change the background music. The guys froze as the song 'Lollipop' by Framing Hanley started to play. "I do so love this song. 'That when she licked me like a lollipop…'" I eyed them for their reaction, but what I saw was shock and horror.
Deidara screamed something as he blushed and Tobi translated for me, "Sempai says and I quote, 'What is this smut? It's so not lady like, yeah.'"
"You one to talk, huh, bird boy?" I snickered turning the sound to normal. "It's by Framing Hanley. The title is 'Lolli-pop." I teased him as I opened my mouth large when saying lolli. "It's about a guy getting is cock suck," I continued, making the motion with my hand. "Hmm, what?"
He screamed something else making his voice crack. "Oh, my," Tobi sighed rubbing the back of his head. "Sempai said that he knows and you don't have to be such a slut."
"If you only knew," I sighed, knowing the truth about myself. "Lonely… lonely…" I became depressed really fast, then whispered, "So, I'll just leave now…"
Itachi muttered something to Tobi and Tobi answered him, then looked at everyone else. He turned to me and declared, "You must become an Akatsuki!"
I laughed for a while, then simply chuckled, "No. What do you think, I'm stupid?"
"Itachi-san said that if you didn't agree," Tobi added, "they will kill you."
"And? I can just stop time and leave," I countered.
Slowly, Itachi took a step forward as Tobi looked at him for help. "You… do not under… stand," the lovely Uchiha said in very broken English. "I… will kill… you." He looked at my lips and I understood now.
"Those damn eyes," I muttered with a blush. " I'll never do that again." I crossed my arms and huffed, "I'm still not doing it." I paused the world once more and stared to walk away from them. "No one tells me what to do," I stated. I gave a scream a that black and white freak, Zetsu, rose out of the floor. Okay, so everyone in the room froze, but not on the outside. Great, Itachi now knows that too. "Just my luck," I mumbled holding my hand over my heart. Zetsu black questioned me and I couldn't answer. I unfroze the room and all the guys sighed.
"Zetsu-sempai!" Tobi cheered hopping over to the plant man. The tall man said something to the younger man and Tobi turned to me and asked, "Zetsu-sempai gave a good question, who are you?"
"Linzi…" I sighed coolly. "Linzi Adams."
"Linzi-san!" Tobi reeled grabbing my hands and jumping up and down. "Just wait! You'll be a great member!"
"I'm not joining, Tobi," I growled. "I'm not even a fighter."
"But… you…" he started to whimper.
"Don't cry!" I exclaimed as he started to sob and grabbed on the me. "Don't touch me! Stop!"
"But Linzi-san has to join!" he cried crushing me in his pleading hug. "Tobi doesn't want you to die!"
Oh god, he was making my heart ache for him. "But I'm not a fighter," I said peeking over his shoulder at the other men. They looked at me with frowns, Itachi cocked his he slightly to the side. "But I… I…" Damn, they all looked so sad. "I guess I have no choice in this matter with no where to go."
"Linzi-san will stay then?" he asked with a sniffle.
"I guess… but you can't touch me!" I said, shoving him off me. "No one may touch me. I do not like being touched."
Kisame murmured something to Deidara and they both snickered to each other. Hidan added in and all three burst out laughing for some reason. Itachi hide a soft smile at me and Tobi hovered around me. Carefully, the young man took my hand in his and pulled me over to Zetsu. I slightly look away in fright and disgust at the sight of the creepy creature. He licked his lips in hunger and smiled at me.
"Konnichiwa, Adams-san," Zetsu white purred taking my free hand and kissing it. I blushed in surprise by his politeness.
"Hi, Zetsu," I commented as his cat like eyes starred into my blue ones. "Nice to meet you. Uh… yeah."
"Tobi will show you around our base now," the young man cheered dragging me away. I looked back at the men and saw Itachi give a blank glare at Zetsu.