This song is actually Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend but I modified it so that it sounds as if Holmes is singing his heart out to Watson cuz I am currently addicted to the Holmes/Watson phenomena ever since I watched Sherlock Holmes on new year's eve. This is just a spoof, ok? So if you DON'T like this slash, then press the bloody "BACK" button. Ok then, here are the lyrics & have a nice day!

ps. You could try to play the chords on your guitar and sing along. I've already tried it and it worked. ^^ Get the 3rd version of the guitar chords on and credits to the person who got the chords for this song. ^^

Hey hey you you

I don't like your girlfriend

No way no way

I think you need a new one

Hey hey you you

I can be your boyfriend

Hey hey you you

I know that you like me

No way no way

No it's not a secret

Hey hey you you

I want to be your boyfriend

You're so fine I want you mine you're so delicious

And when you walk down Baker Street it's so addictive

Don't you know that I can be your partner forever

Don't pretend to think you know I'm damn precious

Hell yeah I'm London's best detective

I can deduce that you like me and you know I'm right

Mary is like

So whatever

I can do so much better

I think we should get together now

And that's what everyone's been talking about

Hey hey you you

I don't like your girlfriend

No way no way

I think you need a new one

Hey hey you you

I can be your boyfriend

Hey hey you you

I know that you like me

No way no way

No it's not a secret

Hey hey you you

I want to be your boyfriend

I can see the way

See the way you look at me

And when you cure patients

I know that you think of me

I know you talk about me all the time again and again

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear

Better yet make that Mary disappear

I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again

Mary is like

So whatever

I can do so much better

I think we should get together now

And that's what everyone's been talking about

Hey hey you you

I don't like your girlfriend

No way no way

I think you need a new one

Hey hey you you

I can be your boyfriend

Hey hey you you

I know that you like me

No way no way

No it's not a secret

Hey hey you you

I want to be your boyfriend

[If you're playing guitar, there's no chords for this part, just hand clapping]

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

Cause I can, cause I can do it better

There's no other, so when's she gonna fade away?

She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

Cause I can, cause I can do it better

There's no other, so when's she fade away?

She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

Hey hey you you

I don't like your girlfriend

No way no way

I think you need a new one

Hey hey you you

I can be your boyfriend

Hey hey you you

I know that you like me

No way no way

No it's not a secret

Hey hey you you

I want to be your boyfriend