The C Word: an introduction.
Bette Porker and Tina Kerfuffle are a lesbian couple from the sunny village of Little Nubbing, Biggerstaffordshire. They welcome a new (straight, ew) couple, Tim Hasbeef and Jenny Sphincter, to the colourful village and to their group of eccentric, totally gay pals.
There's Alice Peeflexy, a squeaky-voiced bisexual who works for the local newspaper, the Daily Queef.
Dana Hairbags, a closeted clam-lapper who plays REALLY well at the local bat n' ball court.
Shane McLuncheon, the titty-tomboy who has a lot of bitchezz and collects pocket money from running around with scissors.
Martin Ferrari, the predatorily lesbiani who runs the local ham n' salad pub, The Queens Vag. Plus she's freakin sexayy.
And of course the sassy diva Kit Porker, Bette's chocolate half-sister who ain't got no drinkin' problem and gets blacker every season. Just sayin' baby sis.
Tim and Jenny are going to find out that living in a strange village inhabited by cooky cock-avoiders isn't as mundane as it's actually cracked up to be.
This is a tiny world of love affairs, equal rights, multi-coloured sheep, care, connections, clams, cabbage, custard, and other things that begin with C.
Stay tuned for the first instalment of the C Word you fanny-cannibals!