A second thug from the hood was elated
His rival had been defenestrated
I knew I would win
He said with a grin
I just hope MY wife isn't too devastated.
An X5 soldier named Jace
Found herself on the wrong end of a chase
Instead of giving into fear
She kicked into high gear
And laughed in Lydecker's face.
A former Manticore agent named Sandoval
Who had thought Madame X quite a gal
Got a nasty surprise
When shot between the eyes
Better to have kept Deck as a pal.
A young X5 woman named Max
Found fashion standards at Manticore lax
So she convinced a cyberhacker
To be her financial backer
Now she does her clothes shopping at Saks.
An inmate at Langford prison
Awoke one night with a vision
Of Madame Renfro as his wife
Now he's dedicated his life
To studying nuclear fission.
A young alcholic named Deck
Was a real pain in the neck
His wife passed away
So he cloned her DNA
And gave it to a Manticore tech.
There once was some human DNA
Who found that his introns had strayed
"Come to order" he cried
But they'd all hitched a ride
And were fishing in Elliot Bay.
There once was a government man
Who said "Cloning's a flash in the pan"
Of course Manticore came along
And proved the man wrong
So now he has moved to Japan.
There is an X5 with an implant
That she wants to remove but she can't'
Sebastian said "hey,
The implant must stay"
And so now she's gone on a rant.
DAF9 is talking in rhyme
She'll stop if you send her a dime
In a brown paper sack
With her name on the back
If you don't, she'll become a mime.