dirty fanfic!

"Marik put the scissors down now" Bakura shouts at him.

"come on Bakura let me cut just a bit of your hair."

"I swear to bloody ra I will kill you where you stand if you cut my hair." marik moved the scissors closer to his hair.

"umm, guys could you stop fight so I can do this story on what you think of the dirty fanfic." I shout at the two idiot, but i must day if Marik did cut Bakura's hair it would be funny.

"Bakura started it!" Marik shouts like a 5 year old. I don't really know what he thinks he will accomplish from it.

"I do no such bloody thing."

"Did to." Marik challenged. As i said the two of them are idiots. In a quick flash Bakura is out of his chair and attacking Marik. Yep i was right complete idiots. Ok maybe I should try talk to someone else? Ryou walks pass

"Ryou get your limy fruit cake ass here and tell me what you think on all the dirty fanfic?"

"wait what?"

"fanfic. What do you think off all the stories on there?"

HE stops and thinks for a second. "well some of them are really good writers."

Arg. "Well we know that but what do you think of the dirty fanfic?"

A confused face a pears of Ryou's child like face. "What dirty fanfic?"

I pull up a story from fanfic and get Ryou to read it "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BLOODY SHIT!" He screams and everyone turns there head to look a Ryou.

"Did he just swear?" Everyone gasped together.

"Well... I guess that answers my question. Anyone else want to tell me how you guys feel about it?"

"I'm sick of people writing how I rape tea. 1. I don't rape people and 2. who would want to rape tea I mean look at her." Yami explains. He was Right. Tea was the most annoying-est people i had ever meet! If i could get away with murder, i'd probably kill here.

Tea's head shoots up "hey! What wrong with me I'm rape able. Why would a guy not want to-"

Yami cut in before she could continue. " Tea look at you, you're not that-"

"What are you trying to say. That I'm ugly!"

"well yes. I'm glad you understand."

Yugi then choose to stick his two seance in. "He's right tea you not that-"

Before Yugi could finish tea grabs Yugi and yami's head and wakes them together.

"ok….. Well next? Joey what about you?" I ask.

"Well why does everyone think me and Kaiba are together? I Hate the guy!" He glares at Kaiba while he says that.

"Wheeler your fired!" Kaiba shouts. Hm I didn't know Joey worked for kaIba.

"but I don't work for you?"

"that's because you're fired! Now leave my office".

"I never worked for you and were not in your office!"

"ok I'll leave you two to sort whatever that is out. Well this was a waste of time I didn't get anything out of them." Bakura then looks at me. well he must have manged to get Marik to piss off;

"what were you trying to get my dear?" I cringe. Bakura for weird reason has started put 'dear' on the end, of nearly every sentence he said to a girl.

"stop with the 'dear' crap it's starting to scary every one. Hey why is your hair shorter?" Well it looks like Marik did mange to cut his hair.

"Marik I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Bakura ran off with a knife running around looking for Marik

"well I guess that concludes my failed attempted of trying to find out what they think."

this is what happens when your on a 7 hour plane ride and you need something to do:)