RI: This idea came to me from reading "Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts." Anyone who knows me knows that I would do half, if not all, of those things. So please enjoy. Oh and I will be putting myself in these drabbles. And no, I won't do the Mary Sue thing; though I do tend to act weirder than normal.

So without further ado here's THINGS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS!

7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

"Detention Ms. Arrowin! Do not speak without raising your hand! And 50 points from Slytherin!" Umbridge screeched, her frightfully pink cardigan stretching around her bulbousy (I'd rather say fat) body.

"Aye, aye captain!" Kaylin crowed, giving Umbridge a mock salute, and began twirling her wand around her fingers, humming a song no one could understand.

"And change those despicable clothes! No woman should wear such revealing clothing!" The pink, toad like woman continued to screech, making point of her knee length skirt; decorated with chains of course, a leather tank top with matching leather robes.

Looking down at herself, Kaylin didn't see anything wrong with what she wore. "What's wrong with it? There is no rule in the handbook that says they had be exactly the same as everyone elses'." She said wisely, shocking most of the Gryffindors and only a few of the Slytherins.

XxXxX After dinner; Umbridges' office xXxXx

"Sit, Ms. Arrowin. You will be writing lines tonight; the sentence shall be, 'I will act as a woman in front of others'." Dolores Umbridge said, pointing to the innocent quill lying on the desk.

"Whatever floats your boat lady." Kaylin replied, sitting on the chair and, began writing her lines; not noticing that is was written in blood.

Standing up and walking over; but not before making kissy faces at the picture of the current prime minister. "Let me see your hand." Umbridge said, holding out her pudgy thing she called a hand.

"Hmmm… a few more nights should do it. Come tomorrow at the same time." The toad like woman said, releasing Kaylins' hand and shooing her out without a second glance.

XxXxX The next day; Gryffindor Table, Breakfast time xXxXx

"Hawwy! Save me oh mighty one!" Kaylin yelled diving under the Gryffindor table just as Draco Malfoy came storming in, his hair bright neon blue and a murderous look on her face.

"Where is she? Where the bloody fuck is that red headed demoness?" Draco growled, looking around for Kaylin, who was hiding quite well under Harry Potter.

"Hawwy, Hawwy, hand me a biscuit. And put some raspberries on it." She whispered, giggling when she saw Dracos' feet walk by.

"Found you!" Draco growled again, causing Kaylin to squeal in laughter as he drug her out.

XxXxX Two days later, Umbridges office xXxXx

"As you should Ms. Arrowin." Dolores said, sitting in her horrendously pink, wing-backed chair.

Humming her usual tune. Kaylin began writing with her left hand. What many didn't know is that Kaylin is ambidextrous; which meant she could write with either hand. Which at this very moment she was doing. She had a very big and funny prank planned just for this. As Umbridge turned to clean of her many cat plate picture things, she began writing 'I told you I was Hardcore.'

"Ms. Arrowin, your hand please." Umbridge said lazily, grasping Kaylins' left hand without realizing it, and looked at what she had written. "Ms. Arrowin, what is the meaning of this?" she screeched, almost yanking Kaylins' arm out of her socket. "Return to your common room at once!" she finished yelling, pushing her out of her office.

"Told ya I was Hardcore. Baita-yarou." She smirked, walking back to the Slytherin common room, a beautifully evil smile on her face.

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RI: I had waaaay to much fun writing this. If you would like one featured on here, then feel free to review your choice.

These will be done every other day. I swear I am gonna have too much fun with these.

1. There really is no rule against changing your uniform in the hand book. Besides, I like leather… shut up…

2. I do have a slight speech impediment. When I get excited my 'R's turn into 'W's and I begin speaking really fast. I also like raspberry preserves.

3. I really am ambidextrous. I love confusing people when they see me write.