You know what kind of people I really hate are? People who are self-centered, who never think of anything but themselves. Those kinds of people really get on my nerves.
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That's not funny, Fujin.
Anyway, as I was saying. I also really dislike people who don't stand up for themselves. Come on, fight back! That's why picking on Zell is so much fun, but it's not only that- I was only trying to get him used to when things would be harder, when the joking was real. See, it's people like me who have to do all the tough, dirty work, taking the losers in humanity and toughening them up. No one really sees what we need to get through. If I happen to enjoy my work, is that really such a big problem?
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What about my trenchcoat? There's nothing wrong with showing a bit of style… I really hate blue and gold, who came up with such a lame color combination, anyway? What? You got a problem with that?
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My posse? I can't actually answer that unless certain people here leave. Guys? Scram. Thanks. Now, back to your question… they're alright, I guess. Raijin, yeah, he's an oaf and a few cans short of a six-pack if you know what I mean, but he's ok. A good fighter. And Fujin, well, she's my right hand man. Woman, I guess she'd like me to say. She's dependable; I know I can count on her. And if you have some kind of recording device in this room and she hears this, I will track you down and force-feed you my gunblade.
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No, I most certainly do not like her! And make sure you tell the rest of Garden that, too. I personally am sick of all these rumors floating around, and I know she is, too.
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Off the record?… I thought you said this wasn't on record… Good. Otherwise we might have some problems, wouldn't we. And I'm not going to answer that.
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Hyperion? Quite a piece of work, isn't he? A slice with this, and bam, your monster's gone, doesn't matter if it's a bite bug or a Hexdragon. Or pesky little reporters. Calm down, calm down. I'm just joking. Mostly. No, really, I mean it.
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That's the most common question I seemed to get asked, for some reason… I really don't know. I mean, I guess life just goes on… I'm a major celeb now. Maybe I'll try to get into acting. Everyone loves the hott bad guy role. I should do well.
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Fujin, that's still not funny. I really don't see what she sees humorous in this, sir.
Raijin, go kick her or something.
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Ow, dammit Fujin, that hurt!
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That's it, I'll be seeing you both on the battle field right now. Yes, Raijin, that includes you. I think we'll have to continue this interview later.
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No problem. Anytime. Oh, and bet on me in the fight for some good money.
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Fujin! This is my best coat! You'll pay for that!
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A/N: My first Seifer fic! I was overwhelmed with all the responses from the first Remembering that I decided to try my hand at another similar to it… what do you think? Lemme know!