It makes it's long awaited return. Slightly revised since this story was last laid onto the realms of this site; I settled for a quick clean-up. Because fixing it up anymore than this would require re-writing the darn thing and...I just can't do it. Too many smiles here.

This was requested to be the first story reposted by my good friend. YSF. ;D Enjoy the insanity, loves.

Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh. I do own the non-plot, though.

"YAMI! YOU WILL RETURN THAT CHOCOLATE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"

"NEVER! Kaiba! Catch!"

"What? Don't give it to me!" The moment Yami had thrown the two unwrapped bars of dark chocolate to him, Seto knew he was in trouble. Not only was Seth, who had just yelled bloody murder at Yami, after this blasted chocolate but so was Bakura.

"Too late. Don't just stand there; run, damn it!" Seth and Bakura were advancing on him from either side. Forcing him to back up towards the door before turning and bolting out of it into the front yard of his mansion, cursing Yami as the two Darks dashed after him.

"Get back here, Kaiba!" Bakura yelled as they pursued him through the grass, Seto shook his head vehemently and kept running.

"No! You two are fucking terrible when you have chocolate!"

Suddenly, there was a rock in front of him; causing the young CEO to trip and land face first in the dirt. In the process, he somehow managed to get the now-partially melted chocolate all over himself. Now instead of Yami, he was cursing the summer season and it's near unbearable heat.

Bakura and Seth were snickering at him now, eyeing the chocolate that was all over his face. Pouting, the brunette looked down at the hand that had been holding the chocolate bars. He blinked before lifting it to his mouth to lick the chocolate from his fingers. Immediately, Seth and Bakura exchanged glances with each other after the innocent action began. Then, without further contemplation, the two of them pounced on the unsuspecting, chocolate covered teen; knocking him back into a laying position on the pavement and interrupting his actions of getting the chocolate off his hands.

"Mm...Looks delicious." Seth purred lightly, smirking down at Seto, who immediately gained a faint tinge of pink on his cheeks. "Don't you agree, Bakura?"

Bakura grinned, nodding as he brought Seto's still chocolate-covered hand to his mouth and preceded to suck on each digit, cleaning them of all chocolate while also earning a small moan from the male underneath himself and the priest.

"Tastes yummy as well...And he wonders why we have such a addiction to chocolate."

By now, Seto's face had turned a deep shade of crimson and his last coherent thought before Seth and Bakura really got started with him was...

'I'm going to murder Yami...'

.................

Meanwhile, Yami was happily sitting in the living room with the rest of the gang, all of whom were laughing evilly at the idea of what was now going on outside on the mansion's spacious grounds. However, Yami was the only one who really had a idea of the happenings outside. Yes, he had planned it all out...

'Heh...Kaiba's going to kill me.'