Unexpected
I remember L., my pet dog well, it died last because Hijikata fed it too much mayo (it comitted seppuku)that was the result of hiring the Shinsengumi's vice-commander but the yorozuya refused my offer and told me to "JUST DO IT" I mean, what the hell does that mean? Anyway, whe-
Okita: blah..blah..blah... you could've just hired me! I could do much better than that mayo freak..
Me: but then.., yeah maybe next t-t-time...(he could do worse I get the vibes that he would..... I dont even want to think about it...)
Gin: well, one could do better than to hire a mayo freak or a sadist is to keep on believing and, find a TIME MACHINE!
Me: what are you talking about? A time machine?
Gin: well yeah..it usually works..
Me:like when?
Gin: uhh...hmmm...ON WITH THE STORY!
Me: what makes you command the author!
~GINTAMA DOESN'T BELONG TO ME OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS.
If You Keep on Looking for a Time Machine, You'll Grow Old!
It was the usual sunny day, and okita came to his usual sleeping spot at the park only to find a certain orange-haired girl has beaten him on it..
Oi! China wake up I want to sleep peacfully without you snoring so loudly..
The girl sleeping on the bench began to open her eyes and gave a death glare to the Shinsengumi's (sadistic) comander..
What the- oh its you sadist go back to hell! And let me rest.
But that's my usual sleeping spot and it bothers me to see an idiot sleeping on it...
SHUT UP WILL YOU!
It always bothers me to see you everyday with that freaking face of yours!
Oi,oi china, I just want to sleep and you came wanting to fight with me? How rude..
(and he handed her a violation reciept) there, I just gave you a smirked.
Forget it ! shouted kagura. You always act like a stupid and annoying brat why dont you go bother someone else!
It's just boring without fighting somebody okita added.
Kagura resisted the urge to smack him in the face
That's enough! She shouted. I dont want you bothering me, you really are an anoying brat!
In fact, dont show your stupid face to me anymore!
Okita didn't say anything, but the look on his face, it seemed that he had taken it seriously..
Fine then china,he said coldly, and walked away.
Oi! Sadist! What's wrong with him? He usually dont act this way...
And kagura noticed a sword near the bench.
That Idiot..
Kagura arrived at the Shinsengumi' head quarters..
I want to talk to Kon-I mean gorilla...she told the guards and they let her in.
Oh! Kagura! What brings you in here?
*Kagura placed the sword on the table
Oh! This is Sougo's .......
I've been wanting to ask something- gorilla
What is it?-kagura's tummy is a blackhole
It's about Sadist's behaviour, he....seemed to act different..-gorilla
Ah..maybe its because of the death of his only sister 5 days ago-blackhole
Sad music playing...
His sister died?.....I-I didn't even know he HAD a sister.......
You see, his parents died when he was just a child and his sister,Mitsuba-dono, is the only one who took care of him afterwards... and then, she... passed away-blackhole
I.. didnt know.... why didn't he just tell me?.. where is he?-gorilla
I dont know either, but maybe he's sleeping somewhere...
But first... SMASH! Much better... ( poor music-playing crew beaten to a pulp.)
Kagura was walking towards the beach with deep thoughts going trough her head....
Why didnt he just tell me? Seriously, what's his proble-
BUMP...
Hey watch where youre-
the voice stopped.
Kagura looked up to see Okita.
Oh! Its you sadist ive come to return you this..
You should have left it at HQ he dead-panned.
Look, I didn't mean what I said before..why didn't you tell me?It's hard to know whats going on in that thick head of yours..
It's none of your buisness China.
I thought that you dont want me around, and dont come looking fo me again.
He told her as he walked away..
Seriously what going on? Kagura wondered.
Sigh.. too tired, dont worry chapter 2 will soon be finished!
THIS IS THE SHORTEST FANFIC EVER! But you see, Im not good at making stories....
Im just a...junior...
No flames pls. Im sensitive
Gin: blah..blah... we dont call people who are afraid of flames "sensitive" we call 'em neurotic
Me: seriously what's your problem?
Gin: wow! That's becoming your catch phrase now.. I mean what's with the title?
Me; Isn't it wonderfull?
Gin: it's lame-o-full plus its not about chapter one it must be"The person who's neurotic"
Me: hey! Its not about chapter one either ......
BAM! SMASH! CRASH! BOOM!.........................................
Okita: well, something "epic" is going on and it's better if you will know nothing about it..
See you all in chapter 2...
YAWN.......