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Talk
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-com. link-
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It is the end of Halloween in Detroit when Sari and the autobots came back to the base. Sari is already asleep in her specially designed room the autobots made for her now. After Sari fell sound asleep, everything was quite normal. Well, if calls Optimus acting broken hearted in his 'office' normal. In that case, it's not.
Bumblebee: 'man, why is Boss 'bot so sad all of a sudden?'
Bee is peering at the half-closed door of Optimus door, watching a very sullen Optimus mumbling something and is plucking out petals out of a HUGE flower. (Hope it's not one of those stinky types!)
Optimus Prime: (mumbling) she loves me(pluck) she loves me not(pluck) she hates me(pluck) she doesn't trust me(pluck)despise me(pluck).
Bumblebee: 'there's got to be a way to cheer boss 'bot up? But how?' –Bee to prowl; can I ask a quick question?-
Prowl: -Prowl to Bumblebee; what is it, Bumblebee?-
Bumblebee: -what's does Optimus likes?-
Prowl: -hmm… well, I think he likes to look at the flying creature…-
Prowl got cut off by Bee.
Bee: -I got it; he likes to watch those… err… those fluffy… CHICKENS!! Why didn't I think of it before?'
Prowl: -Be…-
Bumblebee: -sorry Prowl, I have this great idea that I have to set in motion. Seeya!-
With that, Bumblebee turn off the com. Link and race down the hall ways. Prowl in the other hand sighed and watch discovery channel again, it's about the insides of a of a pregnant woman in nine months.
Bumblebee run in Prowl's room and begin to climb the tree. Few months ago an egg hatched while prowl was meditating near the branch of it, Sari said it was a night owl. Prowl took it in as a pet/friend. He took care of it, fed it, watered it, took it for nature walks. Okay back to the story.
Bumblebee climbed and found the 'chicken' while it was flying around the tree. Bumblebee catches the bird with both of his hands, which automatically made him fall back on the ground on his back and yelp. He looked around and doesn't see anybody in the room, at the door, or even in the hall. He grin as he jogged silently back to Optimus' office with PJ.
Bumblebee: 'bee you're a slaggin' genius!'
(Back to the sullen OP)
Optimus Prime: I disgust her(pluck) she'll kill me(pluck) She'll destroy me(pluck) she's cute(pluck) she's prettier(pluck) she's the most graceful and beautiful femme I ever seen… and she hates me(pluck)
Then Bumblebee come in and yell
Bumblebee: hey prime! You look down in the dumps today so….
Bumblebee doesn't notice is that Optimus is too sullen and too busy plucking to notice him.
Bumblebee: I brought PJ to ya (grin)
Bumblebee opened his palm and lay there is PJ the Night owl but Optimus is still mumbling and plucking the flower to even notice them. This doesn't look good to bumblebee so, He took the flower and replaced it with PJ.
Next thing you know is, Optimus is still sullen and plucking PJ's Tail feathers. PJ is dead in Optimus' hands. Bumblebee's optic is twitching agony and fear while hiding somewhere in Detroit. Prowl is crying on ratchet's shoulder mumbling that PJ didn't deserve to die while planning a revenge on Bumblebee for killing PJ.
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Yeah, the discovery part is kinda corny but hey it works for me! And this really happened to a friend of mine, who her cousin broke up with his girl friend when she was young.
The bird was taken care of her big sister and was very VERY sad when she saw her cousin plucking the bird's tail feathers like a drone! XD.
Yeah, and I'd promised that I won't tell this to anybody. But hey, she didn't say not to say HER name so anyway, I hope this brought many laughs and smiles out of ya all. :D
p.s. HER NAME STARTS WITH AN 'A'!!!! XD
Over and out