Authaz note!: HEY HUN! This iz lykee my first evah story so no flamez plzz !! (L)
"I don't love you, like I did, yesterday…/3"
The words spread across the hot pink cellular device would be encrypted in Roy's memory forever. Just moments ago he received a text from his former love, Zelda.xo.
2 hours l8er
Roy was sittin' in a mangled position on his couch, eating compliments brand chocolate ice cream from sobeys. How could Z do this!? They we're so perfect, Z and Roy, but now… His heart is broken /3
Meanwhile Marth was on msn with Z.
(L)Marth(L) says:
Hey Z what up?
(L)()(K)Big Z.xoxxoxoxxx. (U) is heartbroken.x says:
N2M, just….heartbroken, that's all
(L)Marth(L) says:
AWWWW hunnie why !?
(L)()(K)Big Z.xoxxoxoxxx. (U) is heartbroken.x says:
I broke up with roy(U)
(L)Marth(L) says:
broken heart. Why?
(L)()(K)Big Z.xoxxoxoxxx. (U) is heartbroken.x says:
I guess…. Yah kno dat feelin' datz just not ryte?? Yah well I had that together wit roy n' such.xox
(L)Marth(L) says:
Babe, uu gotta chill man
(L)()(K)Big Z.xoxxoxoxxx. (U) is heartbroken.x says:
that was low
(L)Marth(L) says:
k that's kool, sry tho.xox, still bff??
(L)()(K)Big Z.xoxxoxoxxx. (U) is heartbroken.x says:
PRATICALLY SISTERZ !!
(L)Marth(L) sayz:
actually…
(L)()(K)Big Z.xoxxoxoxxx. (U) is heartbroken.x says:
What iz it, hun?
(L)Marth(L) says:
well, the thing is…
(L)()(K)Big Z.xoxxoxoxxx. (U) is heartbroken.x says:
Spill.
(L)Marth(L) says:
Babe I gotta prob
(L)()(K)Big Z.xoxxoxoxxx. (U) is heartbroken.x says:
god damn it SPIT IT OUT GURL
(L)Marth(L) says:
ILY
(L)()(K)Big Z.xoxxoxoxxx. (U) is heartbroken.x says:
w—what??
(L)Marth(L) says:
im srry…
(L)()(K)Big Z.xoxxoxoxxx. (U) is heartbroken.x says:
is this true?
(L)Marth(L) says:
mhm...xox
(L)()(K)Big Z.xoxxoxoxxx. (U) is heartbroken.x says:
OH EM EFFING GEE I (L) U 2 HUNNI XXOOXOXO
(L)Marth(L) says:
So wanna….go out sum time?
(L)()(K)Big Z.xoxxoxoxxx. (U) is heartbroken.x says:
sure thang hawt stuff 3
(K)(L)(F)Marth(L)Zelda(L)imflusmfmbb3 says:
mhmm 3 .x luv uuuuu
(L)(K)(F)Lil' Z .xxx(L) & iluuuusffmm hunni 333 (L)Marth(L) 3 says:
IMFLU
(K)(L)(F)Marth(L)Zelda(L)imflusmfmbb3 says:
imflu moreee 3
(L)(K)(F)Lil' Z .xxx(L) & iluuuusffmm hunni 333 (L)Marth(L) 3 says:
well, I gtg hunzi bunzi ttyl cya saturdai at the mall 3 (L) (K) ILU….SMFMBB 3333
(K)(L)(F)Marth(L)Zelda(L)imflusmfmbb3 says:
kk.xxo ilusmfmbb3 sat is iz luv uuuusmfmbb xoxox cya latah hope you have fun wherever ur goin right now imflusmfmbb 3 (L)(K) kiss kiss (K)(K) hug hugggg imflusmfmbb33333
(L)(K)(F)Lil' Z .xxx(L) & iluuuusffmm hunni 333 (L)Marth(L) has just signed out.
(W)(U) ;' Roy /3 (U) Heartbroken….4 u babe….take me bk…plz has just signed on.
Roy sees Marth's name. :O
(W)(U) ;' Roy /3 (U) Heartbroken….4 u babe….take me bk…plz says:
WHAT
(K)(L)(F)Marth(L)Zelda(L)imflusmfmbb3 says:
Hey Roy! What's up with u, jc, or what?
(W)(U) ;' Roy /3 (U) Heartbroken….4 u babe….take me bk…plz says:
:O
(K)(L)(F)Marth(L)Zelda(L)imflusmfmbb3 says:
babe….
(W)(U) ;'( Roy /3 (U) Heartbroken….4 u babe….take me bk…plz says:
wtf iz up wit yoh name !?
(K)(L)(F)Marth(L)Zelda(L)imflusmfmbb3 says:
OHHHH!! Didn't I tell uu hun? Me nd Z are an item!!
(W)(U) ;' Roy /3 (U) Heartbroken….4 u babe….take me bk…plz says:
wot. YOU JUST PO'd ME 2 DA LIMIT GORGE HUNNI SWEET CAKES
(K)(L)(F)Marth(L)Zelda(L)imflusmfmbb3 says:
lady, that was totally rude I thot we were like, bffl or whatevr, and like, I really wanna call you and chat about this, but like, gay
ROY : PO'd says:
YOU'RE GAY
Marth Lost A Good Friend says:
That was cold as ice and lower than low, we're not bff nemore !!
Roy : PO'd says:
Don't even talk
Marth Lost A Good Friend says:
K that's kool, you have a big head
Roy : PO'd says:
WHICH HEAD!? LMFAO
Marth says:
SAMUS ARAN PLEASE LEAVE THE ROOM
Roy : thin says:
L M A O on a scale of 1-10 what R the chances of YOU hanging out tomorrow? Cause like, im so gay cause I haven't like hung out in ages man.
Marth says:
K THAT'S KOOL ima 10, EL OH EL….3, umm, call my new cell. Its HOT PINK !!
Roy is kool says:
Mines hot pink too… wait… you didn't get the same one as me, did you!?
Marth says:
Umm, idk, is urz frum cosco??
Roy is hip says:
Yah… um, cosco WHOLESALE 2 u!! YOU BETCH YOU BOUGHT THE SAME EFFING PHONE AS MOI!! COPY CAT!
Marth says:
IT'S A FREE CONTRY BETCH
Roy is MAJORLY PO'd ryttee naow, NOT THE RIGHT TIME OF ZE MONTH GURLZ ! : says:
Okay, seriously, u are lykee not my friend loser. I'm deleting U frum facebook AND blog spot. Bitchella.
Marth w/e says:
w/e, NE wayz, U + ME FOOD COURT TOMORROW HUN !
Marth has just signed off/3
The next day they hung out and GOT DRUNK WHILE PLAYING WII AND DRINKING CRAPPY CHEAP ENEGRY DRINKZ.
Fin.
soo, do u gurliez luv our story or WHAT?
xxo. much luvv
DUNT FORGET 2 CHECK OUT DAH PREQUEL, CALLED "THE PROZ AND CONZ OF LUV XO"
Sequel on the waym stay turned!!