Hey guys, I typically write Kingdom Hearts Fanfics but I've recently became OBSESSED with Boondocks, so I thought I'd try my hand at a fic!
Also, go easy on me if there are some mistakes. I got a new computer and trial of Microsoft word is up, so I have to write on Notepad (grrr)
Anyways, enjoy!
A weekend with the Dubois
Disclaimer: I don't own the Boondocks
Chapter One
"Why do I gotsta stay with dem nuts for the weekend?" A frusterated 8 year old Riley asked as he plopped himself on the couch. Huey and Grandpa ignored him as they rushed around the house grabbing things and making last minute checks to make sure nothing was forgotten. "I'm 8! You think a nigga would be able to watch himself!"
"Hush with all that nonsense boy! You remember the last time we left you alone for a few hours? You are not staying in my house and tearing it up.
Besides, we offered to take you and you turned it down. The Dubois are the only people who want to watch you. It's for two days, you can deal." Grandpa spat as he rolled his suitcase to the door with an anxious Huey following behind him.
"I don't want to go with you and Huey to promote 'A.F.R.O' and be in a hot stuffy room with a bunch of uppity niggas." Riley mumbled turning on the tv, he flipped through the channels until he found a Gangstalicious music video.
"Then it's settled, you're going to the Dobois." Grandpa announced, he grabbed the remote out of Riley's hand and flicked off the tv. "Boy, hurry your ass up and get your suitcase! We cannot miss our flight!"
Riley pulled himself up off the couch and ran upstairs to grab his over night bag. He could only imagine all the hell he'd have to put up with for the next 48 hours. He'd have to eat Mrs. Dobois's nasty cooking, listen to Tom's useless blabber and put up with their annoying 10 year old daughter Jazmine. She constantly followed Huey and Riley around since she moved to Woodcrest, she had an all to obvious crush on his older sibling. But Huey, being the cold hearted and blunt person he is, never once even showed a hint of those same feelings. In a way, Riley almost felt bad for her. When was this ho gonna get the hint?
Riley grabbed his bag and walked down the steps to see Grandpa and Huey waiting by the front door. Grandpa was angrily eyeing his watch and Huey had on the same scowl he alawys did. "It's about time." Huey said when he saw his younger brother arrive.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's go, the sooner we get there they sooner this weekend is over." Riley spat.
Grandpa dropped Riley off at the Dobois's driveway, Riley sighed as he trudged up and rang the doorbell.
DING DONG!
Oh boy...
"Riley! So nice of you to come stay with us for the weekend!" Tom exclaimed clapping his hands together.
"Yeah, whatver." Riley murmured. The large smile dropped from Tom's face for a moment and then came back up.
"Jazmine is so excited you're here!"
"Oh really?" Riley asked not really paying attention the over excited man in front of him.
"And I'm excited that you're here too Riley! I finally get some man to man time! It'll be like having a son for the weekend, I already have stuff planned for us to do. We're gonna fish and play on that playstation thing you kids seem to like so much and we got a brand new flat screen. 72 inches and all the channels you could imagine!"
This caught Riley's attention.
"Fo real?"
"Yeah! PERFECT picture too, comes in crystal clear." Tom announced proudly.
Maybe this weekend wouldn't be so bad...
"Aight Tom, I'll hold you to it! This weekend gonna pop!"
Tom showed Riley to the guest room and let him unpack his things. "I'll be downstairs setting up the X-station, you just come down when you're ready." Tom said.
"You mean...Playstation?" Riley asked.
Just when Tom seemed alright...
"Uh, sure!" Tom awnsered happily before running down the hall.
"This nigga..." Riley mumbled as he unzipped his bag.
After unpacking his things Riley started to make his way down the hall, there was a room at the end with the door open and he heard the high pitched voice of Jazmine.
But who could she be talking to? Tom was downstairs and Mrs. Dubois was downstairs cooking some nasty ass food for dinner. Was Jazmine talking to herself? Riley snickered and tiptoed down the hall, he just had to see this.
He quietly stood in the doorway to see Jazmine sitting in a circle with three stuffed animals. Each had a plastic tea cup in front of it and a cracker on a plain white napkin. Jazmine was dressed in some sort of fairy princess costume and a pink plastic crown was tangled into her big poofy orange hair.
"More tea Mr. Bunny?" She asked sweetly to the beat up stuffed green rabbit next to her. She grabbed the cup and filled it with imaginary tea.
"Oh, isn't this just the most wonderful tea party ever?" She exlaimed, she was then quiet as if she were waiting for the animals to say something back. "All praise Jazmine the best tea party giver in all the land!"
At this moment Riley counldn't contain himself, he burst into laughter blowing his cover. Jazmine quickly turned around, he green eyes burning holes in him.
"How long have you been standing there!" She asked dumfounded
"Long enough to witness this hot mess!" Riley said, his sides hurt from laughing. "All praise Jazmine! The best tea party giver in all the land!" He was obviously mocking her. Jazmine's face started to turn a little red.
"Daddy said you'd be staying here for the weekend." She said bitterly as she turned back to her 'party' as if imaginary tea and plastic cups were so interesting.
"Yeah and your pops said you was happy I was staying." Riley awnsered cooly, he leaned up against the door frame.
"well he LIED."
"Damn girl, that was cold." Riley said.
"Stay away from me AND my tea parties this weekend and don't even think about touching my stuffed animals!" Jazmine cried.
"Girl, don't no one WANT your funky ass animals!" Riley yelled back.
Jazmine's mouth dropped open and she just stared at the 8 year old hood rat standing in the door of her room, she sighed before turning her back to Riley.
Riley examined the space, he had never actually been in Jazmine's room before, it was just like he would imagine it would be. The walls were a soft purple and there were pictures of horses and talentless boybands plastered on them. The floor was plushy white carpet with a fuzzy purple and pink rug shaped like a heart on it. She had a fairly large tv on her dresser on the opposite side of her bed and a desktop computer in the corner. And Riley couldn't believe it, was that...a mini fridge?
"Damn Jazzy, you got the hookup!" Riley exclaimed, he took a running start and plopped on her bed. It was the softest thing he ever laid on. Oh how the other half lives...
"When I said don't touch my stuff, that includes my bed. GET OFF!" Jazmine yelled, she picked up one of the plastic tea cups on the floor and hurled it at Riley's head.
She missed by a few inches.
"Damn, bad attitude and bad aim." Riley teased. Jazmine got up and stomped down the hallway slamming the door behind her. Riley couldn't help but chuckle.
"RILEY! COME DOWN AND EAT!" The voice of Tom echoed through the house. Riley ran down the steps and into the kitchen. Tom was standing in the kitchen with Jazmine who was clinging to him, Mrs. Dobois was dishing out some goopy brown stuff onto their plates.
"Everyone take a seat!" She ordered, she placed the plates down on the table. She was beaming, looking so proud of the food she had prepared.
"What exactly is this?" Riley asked picking at the goop with his fork.
"It's stewed beef."
"This don't look like no beef I eva had." Riley spat.
"Stop being a jerk and EAT IT!" Jazmine shouted across the table.
Tom and Sarah looked shocked at their daughter's outburst.
"Now Jazmine...It Riley doesn't want it, it's his choice. He's our guest." Tom reasoned trying to calm his 10 year old down. Jazmin'e shoulders slumped and she looked down at her plate. Riley just snickered at the discouraged little gir.
"Yeah Jazmine, Tom's right. I wouldn't eat this shit if I got paid."
Tom looked shocked and Mrs. Dobois looked surprised as well, Jazmine stood up.
"Daddy?" She asked sweetly.
"Yes hunny?"
"Can I please be excused? And can Riley go home?" A hopeful Jazmine asked.
"Yes, and no. Apologize to Riley."
"NO!" Jazmine shouted, she rose from the table and stomped up the stairs.
"Damn, the broad must be PMSing."
Okay, next chapter up soon!