Ten Things Mr. Spock never did:
1) Mr. Spock never judged the 351st Annual Mount Seleya Bodacious Ta-Tas Wet Tunic Contest.
2) Mr. Spock never loudly sang the Shaving Cream song in the sonic shower.
3) Mr. Spock never baked a pan of piping hot banana nut muffins for the bridge crew.
4) Mr. Spock never rapped shave-and-a-haircut on the closed door to Captain Kirk's quarters.
5) Mr. Spock never responded to one of Doctor McCoy's jokes with "Bada bing!"
6) Mr. Spock never recited the lyrics to the Bare Naked Ladies Song "One Week" while performing Vulcan meditation.
7) Mr. Spock never threatened an opponent by promising to "put my foot so far up your ass I will surely misplace my Starfleet regulation boot."
8) Mr. Spock never performed the Funky Chicken at anytime, anywhere.
9) Mr. Spock never introduced himself as "Spock. James Spock, 007".
10) And Mr Spock never, never, ever streaked the Starfleet Academy Awards Dinner wearing only Groucho glasses and pink high-top tennis shoes. Not once. He swears that was not him.