A Harry Hook Poem
Some people call me crazy
Other people would call me absolutely insane
There is no way I could tell you on a scale
From one to ten how crazy I really really am
I am probably a hundred maybe even a thousand
Or even a million, billion or even trillion times more insane
Plus I have a very unusual obsession with my deceased father's hook
I'd do anything to protect my precious precious hook
And if anything ever happened to my hook
There is absolutely no doubt I'd go after and retrieve my precious precious hook