Well, here's a thing. I'm doing my Point Of View of various video games. Expect terrible writing and stuff.

Mario 1-1

Ah, welcome to Super Mario Brothers! Today, we observe the creatures here in the Mushroom Kingdom by walking out in what appears to be...a barren landscape.

Well, how in the world are we to observe them without disrupting their natural habitat? Or their behavior?

Whatever, we'll jump crush their bodies if they get too close! Yes, yes, that is perfect! My great-great-great Uncle Alex would be proud!

So, we continue to walk to see...ah, the normal goomba! Look at it's wonderful docile nature! How amazing, and...what? It's approaching us rapidly! It's moving so very fast! Quickly! WE MUST STEP ON IT AND-oh look, we died.

Well, we only have a few more rounds to go, so this time, we must focus! Yes, everything is going smoothly, and-LOOK, THE GOOMBA IS BACK! No, we mustn't make the same mistake as last time, my friends! We strike now! And...yes! We have done it! Now we proceed to see the beautiful floating blocks that are just there...let's just bash them for the heck of it! Why not? Let's ignore the screams of pain emanating from them when we bash them, and look at that totally-not-supicious block there with a giant question mark! And we got...a single golden coin. Very rewarding.

And so, we walk and-oh my, isn't that a koopa? Ah yes, the rather tamed turtle that seems to be heading right FOR US! Quickly, we must act! Jump, my friends! Yes, it has retreated...yes, we now must-are these pipes? What even...I mean, these seem to be, well, a leftover of an ANCIENT CIVILIZATION! Yes, very ancient, very ancient...don't question our historians.

And so we continue on-another goomba! Oh no! Quickly, we run away, and-it's another koopa! Run! Ack, a pipe! And out of it spurts an odd savage beast, the piranha plant! Jump over it! Run over the random blocks! Even more of the wildlife! Run faster! Dodge that pit! Oh no no no, a large pile of blocks that seem to come out of nowhere! Jump over it, and...is that a flag? Yes, it's the top of a flag! We have that uncontrollable urge...to jump on top of...oh forget it, I want out of this crazy land! Now, we jump! A moment of triumph! A moment of success! A moment of-

Ah, we missed the top of the flag. Oi. Now we have to walk ALL THE WAY to the bottom, and pull it from there. Well, at least there's a small little castle here, so let's take a break from the journey. Hopefully, it'll be much more peaceful in the next area...

Hopefully, I'll get paid for this.

Not really much, but eh, I have little experience with this game, and I'm just starting to play it (believe me, I didn't blunder as hard as you may have thought on this level). It's a really hard game, alright-unlike the extremely easy Mario games today. Maybe the games were designed for new players (A.K.A: people who never actually heard of him which is BULL-) and as a relief for veterans. I don't know. And no, I'll be jumping from game to game, not doing a continuation.

Now, I'm still gonna focus on Star Swashbucklers, don't worry. It'll never get neglected-unless I'm inactive. So yeah.

Also, reread this in a stereotypical heavy French accent (no offense to the French!). I find it a bit more funny.