Wrote this a while ago and posted it somewhere..
Just fixed it up a bit.
I OWN NOTHING, IF I DID 2DADS WOULD BE SHIRTLESS EVERY EPISODE...
Ever considered, long hair?' asked 2dads, leaning across the food Bomber was preparing and grabbing an apple.
Bomber just fixed him with a look; she couldn't very well shoot him. Which was a very tempting thought, but there where rules against that type of thing.
'You shouldn't eat so close to tea, it will ruin it' she said pointing to the apple 2dads was crunching his way through.
'You never answered my question, why don't you have long hair?' Now Bomber was seriously considering that gun.
'I like short hair,' said Bomber throwing the dish she was using into the water, in the process letting it make a loud crash.
'Wow bomber calm down, you're so high strung' said 2dads with a mouthful. Yes the gun was a great idea, SHOOT HIM!
'2dads go away, you're a pain' said Bomber clearly frustrated.
'Bomber, I never said I didn't like your short hair' said 2dads, bringing his hand slowly up and touching her hair.
Bomber turned around to face him, filling the space in between them.
'You're in my personal space' she growled, looking up at him.
'Well you're in my personal space too' replied 2dads, with a smile on his cheeky face.
Bomber had always been flirted with, and she had over time learned some good strategies to basically tell them to piss off. But, there was just something about this that she had to push further.
She started leaning in, testing the water so to speak. It was clear 2dads couldn't keep his eyes off her. By now she was so close to his face that a kiss could happen at any moment.
"I..." said 2dads his voice trailing off, starting to lean down to Bomber's face.
"I'm hungry" said Bomber taking that apple out of his hand and crunching it in his face.
"Mmmmm, good apple" mumbled Bomber with a mouthful as 2dads stood there looking very confused…
'I might just have to keep him around,' thought Bomber, glad the gun idea hadn't happened, 'His just too much fun to tease'…
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