Tony: Hello everyone here I am with the first REAL chapter of our Vocaloid fic called The MP3 it's a collab between me and PrincessRamen-5927
Tyra: Hola idiots and idiotettes! I am also partially involved in this psychotic Fanfic. Tony is such a slave-driver, I swear.I did most of the writing…stupid Uke!
Tony: god , and my writing is in Italic's whilst my Seme's writing is in bold, so expect a lot of bold. ~X~ the Real World ~X~
Oh and also There is some yaoi between me and Len here but in does NOT go all the way so let's get this STARTED!
Tyra: I'm in charge of the smut! Yeah! Now onward!^^
nigakute hotto na supaisu
kimi dake ni ima ageru yo
muchuu ni saseru boku no teisuto o
karadajuu de kanjite
Tony started to see musical notes form a circle around him. Wait, not only him, but Tyra as well Melissa! He began to fly, the notes carrying him. Everything went white when he began to see again he looked below he saw … a school? Was it his? No, it couldn't be his school, that looked like a building made of Lego's. This one was kind of odd. The notes disappeared and Tony fell onto the cold pavement with a THUD. He rubbed his head, then realized he wasn't wearing his "Get a life" mushroom shirt or his black denim shorts. Instead, he was wearing a black school uniform jacket, the Japanese kind. He was wearing the same kind of pants. He still wore the white t-shirt underneath. He looked around; no sign of Tyra or Melissa. The only thing he could do was look for them inside the building, so he picked up his messenger bag and walked in the school.
He wandered the halls before he saw a familiar blonde with a white headbow talking to a tall man with blue hair. Tony went slightly pale. "R-rin and K-Kaito" he whispered. "No … no It can't be we couldn't be.. I … WE ARE IN SPICE?" Tony said in an almost loud voice. Tony rushed inside the class next to Rin and Kaito. Tony saw the other Kagamine twin and nearly fainted. If it wasn't for the familiar voice, he would of passed out. "T-TYRA!" he said aloud. "Yeah, I know!" she said wearing the same uniform as the females did. Tony paid no attention until a few other girls. 'One came in one with green hair and a woman with pink hair, who was most likely the teacher.' Tony thought. He pulled Tyra and whispered "Tyra, we can't stay here forever!" "Aww, but why not, Uke? I like it here!" Tyra asked. "For starters, we're not Vocaloids … and I know, don't go to Len for two reasons. One, this is SPICE Len and two, he's a shota." "SO? HE'S HOT!" Tyra yelled out. Tony face palmed and the bell rang.
The pink haired woman WAS the teacher and she introduced Tyra and Tony as new students "Class this is … uhh, who are you two again." Tony and Tyra looked at each for a second. Tony spoke first. "My name is … Kyo …. S-Sebastian … Lionheart." He said nervously. "And I'm Haruki A-abarai…?" Tyra said. "Ah yes, Haruki-chan and Lionheart-kun!" The woman said. "Lionheart-kun, there's an empty seat behind Len Kagamine; Haruki, there is a seat next to Rin Kagamine." And the teacher began the class .By the end of the class Tony had made friends with Len, oddly enough. Tyra had said it wasn't surprising, saying both of the boys were shotas, despite Tony saying he was a Boke, a dumb character. Tyra had also made friends with Rin, although it was no shock; Tyra could make friends with anyone. "Kyo-kun, come with me." Len said with a smile. Tony paled. He knew they were going to either Miku's or Meiko's place, it WAS SPICE after all. But none the less, he followed Len. After some awkward silence, Tony asked Len, "Where are we going, Len-kun?" Len smirked and looked at Tony and said, "Somewhere."
~Meanwhile~
Tyra was laughing her lungs out with Rin. "I'm sorry," Tyra pulled down on her skirt "But I look friggin fat in this skirt"
(WARNING: TYRA IS A REAL PERSON (So is Tony but only half of what Tyra typed of him is true) whose mannerisms and action are really unpredictable, but what she says in the fic, she DOES say on a daily basis)
"Not really, you're just tall." Tyra blushed heavily, a light glow of red graced her cheeks. She looked at Rin, only an inch shorter than her. "Hey Rinnochi?" "Yeah?" She looked at Tyra with her blue eyes lost in Tyra's glasses. "Well, Tony won't let me around Len-kun -"
~Flash back~
"Len's a shota don't go after him"
~End flashback~
"So is there any guy I can, err meet?" Tyra felt her cheeks burn a brighter red, that dorky, right-out-of-an-anime smile growing on her face "Yeah, but he's a second year!" Rin's bow seemed to twitch in excitement as she interlaced her fingers with Tyra's. Both talked for a bit longer. "Fantastic!" Rin squealed. "ORGASMIC!" Tyra yelled. The two girls laughed hysterically, when Rin's bow and Tyra infamous twin tails perked suddenly as they chanted "Fangasmic~!" They laughed louder till a "Kokoro" ringtone broke the laughter. Rin picked up her phone of the table. She looked at the caller ID then mouthed to Tyra, "Can I take this call?" Tyra nodded her bangs falling over her left eye. Rin flipped up her phone. "Mushi? … Oh yeah … Yeah, but … He is? … No, I'm with my friend, Haruki … She can? ... Okay, meet you there! … Love chu too! Baibai!" Tyra took Rin by the shoulder "Who the hell was that, Kaito?" "Yeah," she replied "come with me right quick, I want you to meet a guy." "Well, what the hell are we still doing here talking? Let's go~!" Tyra yelled and took off with Rin.
Tony & Len~
The two boys reached Miku's apartment. "Here it is Kyo-kun" Len said looking at the door. Tony looked at the door a fairly nice looking place. It kind of reminded him of a college. "C'mon" Len said already in. Tony wondered why the door was unlocked, more importantly, why was he there? Then he remembered "Oh right, SPICE…" he thought. The teal-haired girl known as Miku came in and wrapped her arms around Len. "Len-kun, you came!" (Giggety!) she said with happiness and something that Tony thought was … lust? "Who's your friend?" she asked. "Oh, this is Kyo-kun. Say Kyo, wanna try something with Miku and me?" Tony turned pale again. "Um ... no thank you, Len-kun, Miku-san. I think I'll just grab a bite to eat, is that ok?" "Sure!" Miku said, and both took off to a room.
In about a half hour Miku was moaning, rather loudly. However, there was no sound from Len. Tony felt his stomach churn. "Guess I should leave." Tony said quietly, and he silently left the house. Tony wandered around the empty streets of the city looking for Tyra until the song "Hologram" rang from his phone. Tony picked it up "Konichiwa?" he said. "Kyo-kun can you come over to my house? I want to apologize." Len said in a weird tone of voice. Tony sighed, agreed, and hung up. Then, he took out a messily folded sheet of paper and opened it. "Let's see, 1402 Spice Street. Tch, typical." Tony said, walking through random streets until he found it. He walked in the building and found Len's apartment. Tony knocked. "Ah Kyo-kun, come in, the doors unlocked." Tony sighed and opened the door, despite his plain face, he was in shock at what he saw. Len was sitting cross-legged on a recliner chair, wearing nothing but a black long-sleev e wool sweater. His hair was ruffled and unkempt. Tony walked over to the chair and said "Len put on some pants" Len smiled innocently "But I don't have a clean pairs" Len said rubbing his chest against Tony's back "Then wear short, underwear I don't care wear SOEMTHING" Tony blurted out. Len said "okay but first want some cake? Tony eyes widen and his mouth turn to a Half serious frown "Cake?" he said Len smirked" yea I'll go get it" and got up the wool sweater fall down to his mid thighs "thank the lord." Tony thought.
Len walked over to the refrigerator, opened it, and bent over to pick something up, Tony stared at a portrait of Rin, not noticing Len's exposed behind. As soon as soon as Tony looked at the table he saw a large, white, frosty cake topped with strawberries. Tony ran over to it now, the cake was between him and Len. Len cut out a slice for Tony, his piercing blue eyes locked on the other's deep caramel orbs. Len's large pimp coat (as Tyra calls it) sliding off his left shoulder. Tony looked at as he was handed the delightful slice. Tony being the shota he is took a spoonful of cake into his mouth (he has a soft spot for sweets [I'm such a fatass], a true shota. But Tyra would take that as his fetish … she'll take anything as a fetish.) "Mmm" Tony said wit with a mouthful of cake "thish ish delishus! Didju make tis?" Tony look up from his plate to cake to Len. He had a plate of cake placed on his lap, his coat sliding of his right shoulder, now, slightly exposing his bare chest. "Yeah Kyo-kun, I did you like it?" Len dragged a finger lightly over the white frosting of his cake and seductively brought it into his mouth, blue eyes eyeing Tony up and down (FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER 8D). Now Tony was an idiot but he wasn't the oblivious type. If Tyra was there, she probably tell him straight-up that he was getting the "sex eye" from Len. But she wasn't, he was about done for (They are two halves of a whole idiot for a reason.)
Tony smiled a gay, cheesy smile as he continued to eat his cake. He looked up again, an empty plate. Len had a small handful of cake frosting placed tactfully on his face and lips. Len sexily licked the frosting off his lips, exposing the pink rosiness. He smiled sweetly, his eyes seemingly full of some strange intention as he asked. "Do you want more cake, Kyo-kun?" Tony nodded as oblivious as ever.
~Rin & Tyra~
Tyra was riding her bike, Rin sitting on the handlebars. They went to grab lunch and were heading back up fir afterschool tutor with Kaito and hios friend. Tyra stopped when she saw Rin's twitch. Rin looked back at Tyra and said"Haurki I have a really bad feeling that Len is in one of his moods again." "What the hell does that mean, Rin? Rin giggled slightly "Let's just say that even cute little shota boy Len has his … moments." Tyra stared; mouth agape then began pedaling, and laughing like an idiot. "hn then I wonder why I have the oddest feeling that Tony's with Len right now?" Tyra twin tails twitched "Omigod Kyo-san doesn't stand a chance against Len." Rin jumped off the handle bars they were on school grounds "I think Len made cake too." Tyra laughed even more, as she locked her bike on the bike rack. "Ton- Kyo has a sweets fetish … just give him something sweet and he's as good as you're so basically its game over. Without me Tony is as good as butt raped."
~Tony & Len~
Tony was handed another slice of cake, this slice with a plump strawberry placed in the middle. Len sat next to him with another slice for himself. He watched as Tony ate around the strawberry; Len himself, still eating messily (and seductively). Len place his plate on his lap and picked up the strawberry off of Tony's plate. "Kyo-kun, you better eat it before I do." He took the cream covered side of the strawberry and smeared the frosting about Tony's Rosy pink lips. Even though Tony was confused he greedily opened his mouth and bit into the strawberry the juice sliding over his frosting glazed lips. Len gently shoved the strawberry in his mouth down to the stem. When the ripe fruit was chew and swallowed, Tony smiled at Len cutely, His lips still smeared with frosting and evidence of strawberry juice on his lower lips.
Before Tony knew it, soft lips pressed against his frosting covered ones. Tony gasped in surprise, allowing Len to slip his tongue into his mouth. Tony wanted to pull away but the sweet taste of cake lingered in the other's mouth and wanted to lick it clean of the taste( damn his shota-ness) His tongue laced around Lin's, hoping to get the full taste of it. Tony(*ahem* and his dumbass shota's intuition *ahem*) Didn't notice that Len had sat on his lap, straddling him ( oh Lord not only is my shota-ness pulled out here but I'm also OOC'd AND NOW LEN SITTING ON MY LAP) ,his giant coat pooled around his hips exposing his sexily insignificant chest. Tony was lost in a sweet escapade when something clicked in his mind "what exactly am I doing kissing Len?" He thought. This isn't right," his eye shot open "what would Tyra say if she caught me like this, ohh she'd never let me live this down!" Tony began to shove Len (Who was now trying to grind their hips together) off of him. Tony turned his head, in an attempt to hide his blush. The blonde attempted to unbutton Tony's school uniform, only opening one before Tony's smacked away the hands forcefully. Tony got up (dropping Len of his lap in the process) grabs his bags and left pink as the crayon, leaving Len on the floor with half a cake left on the table. Tony ran down a few streets till he reached a street call Magnet Avenue, he sat on the curb and pulled out his phone.
~Rin and Tyra~
The two girls were laugh hysterically while walking down the hall at school. They walked blindly, laughing about situation (it was an assumption, really) between Len and Tony "omigod" Rin yelled "do you think Tony can top Len?" "Nah, Rin! I can't see – Oof!" Tyra looked up to see who she ran into. A Tall with long purple hair, gorgeous blight blue eyes, and a nice smile. The glow and smirk on her face either meant she liked hi, or he was the ideal seme. (Considering its Tyra BOTH*derp*) for her yaoi( he is ideal for one. No one is safe from Tyra's yaoi rampage.) Next to him stood a blue haired, blue eyed boy. Tyra recognized them, her mouth agape. Rin hugged the blue one squealing "Kaito-kun! You came!" Kaito laughed, hugging Rin in return. The purple haired boy stuck his hand at Tyra who flinched slightly. "heya I'm Gakupo Kumai, second-year. You're Haruki, right?" Tyra blushed trying to it with a genuine smile, as she put her hand into Gakupo's If there was a reason to fangasm, this was it. Tyra looked into Gakupo's eyes, nodding to his statement. "I hear your new" he started "and you're kinda pretty too." Tyra's strait face was going to crack into a cheesy smile and a wild blush until Rin tapped her shoulder. "It's Kyo-san" she mouthed as she handed her, her phone.
She took the phone to speak, her tone either annoyed or relieved. "Yes Uke?" "Turn the song on the Mp3" Tony sounded whiny and spastic with a bit of dazed in there. Tyra sighed. "Why? I'm having a great time with Rin and Gakupo and Kaito." "Yea you're having fun out all the while I was being molested and ALMOST RAPED By LEN! But that's not the point the point is we're getting outta here" Tyra yaoi senses kicked into high gear when she heard Len and Tony(sorta) in the same sentence. She cheered "Well, ukem hear me out. Tell me about what happened later, and I'll change the song. Tony sighed, mumbled a distant "okay" "Alright, bye!" "WAIT A-"Tyra hung up on Tony, laughing hysterically "unfortunately" she started "I must go. Tony got into it with Len and he's whining" Rin burst into laughter, remembering the crazy scenarios (which I'd rather not try to imagine since I wanna keep this T rated). Gakupo wrapped his arms around Tyra from behind, causing her to squeal "I hope to see you again." He said as he squeezed her tightly. He let go and Rin charged at her hugging tightly "Don't forget me. I know you won't but one day we should record Len in the act." Tyra giggled, saying "will do."She broke her hug and turned to Kaito. He simple patted her hair, mussing it. He winked at her and she forced a smile. Why did she feel like she wouldn't like Kaito a lot? She looked at them one last time and then took the iPod out of her backpack. She sighed and pressed the next button on it. Musical notes appear encircling her and bring Tony to her.
"So I see you made friend, Tyra." Tony said in a crackly voice "Yea" she said smiling at Rin and Gakupo. "Well to bad we're leaving he we might come back" Both were rising up again Rin waved and ask Tony "Did LEN RAPE YOU?" Tony glared at her and yelled "NO!"
White again. Tony landed gracefully on a white plain wow no pain this time" he said. Not soon did Tyra fall out of the sky landing on Tony. "Oh soft landing." she said "at the cost of my back." Tony said under her "Tryin Imply I'm fat" Tyra said "GET OFF" Tony said and Tyra got off Tony stood up straightened his back and looked over at two figures, not too far from the. One of them had Pink hair the other had purple long hair, The pink haired girl slapped the purple haired and ran off. "Where are we" Tony asked, Tyra look at the iPod and said "
~X CHAPTER ENDO X~
Tony: There done now people please be considerate and don't flame on TonyxLen and TyraxGakupo we both busted our asses for this and it took me a fortnight to complete also what song do you think well landed in? read, review please next chapter should be up oh and yaoi fan girls my partner(in crime) PrincessRame-5927 is write an M-rated version of me and Len so keep her on check and the rendezvous will happen in there also there will be some Yuri later on in exchange for my yaoi so thank you everyone bye.