Total Drama: Zombie Apocalypse

Episode 1 - Total Drama Timber

The episode fades in into a dense pine forest, somewhere in Canada. Popping out of nowhere is Chris McLean, the 'Host with the Most'.

"Hello again, Total Drama fans!" said the raven-haired host, "This is Chris McLean, reporting to you live in a dense forest somewhere in British Columbia!"

The camera cuts to a giant log cabin, with skinned woodland animals and mosquito traps. Chris popped up again.

"In this game, we will be bringing you 51 characters from the Total Drama series, as well as the 33 contestants, who have previously debuted in The Ridonculous Race!"

The camera cuts to a forest clearing with a giant wooden bench and a bonfire. Chris continues, "Here's how it's gonna work: 3 teams of 28 will be battling it out to stay alive and work together… At least until the merge." At that moment, Chris flashed a smirk towards the camera. He continues, "If a team loses and is taken to the elimination ceremony, all but one camper will receive what I have changed from a marshmallow to a sausage," he says as he holds up a cooked sausage on a stick, "where THAT camper will be eliminated." Chris eats the sausage and throws the stick into the bonfire.

The camera cuts to a transitional scene of the forest, with Chris voicing over, "And what are they all going to do? They will have to survive this dangerous, savage, and death-DEFYING forest, filled with bears, mosquitos, deer, and other scary beasts. But that's not all! Uh-uh-uh," After that, it cuts to pictures Chris is about to list off, "They have to endure the Northwest climate, disgusting meals, powerful challenges, and each other!" The last picture was not seen. Chris continues on the next couple of pictures, containing cameras, "And like MOST reality tv game shows, this forest is filled with cameras, everywhere! So, if you see a camper taking a piss, well, sucks to be them!" He laughs.

The camera cuts to Chris holding up a briefcase. "The last camper standing will receive one million- Wait a minute! This all seems wrong." Chris looks at the briefcase before throwing it to a wagon filled with nine other briefcases. "Anyways, the last camper standing will NOT receive one million dollars upon winning, but they will receive something even better… TEN MILLION DOLLARS!"

The scene changes to the entrance to the forest. Chris continues, "Who will win the game? Find out right here, right now, on Total! Drama! TIIIMMMMBEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!

Scene cuts to the intro

The camera cuts to the exterior of the cabin. Then it fades to the interior, with a closeup of Chris.

"Welcome to Total Drama Timber!" Chris started. "Right now…" The camera zooms out to see all 84 contestants, plus Chef Hatchet, standing right behind him. "All 84 contestants are here, ready to start the game that will go off with a bang!"

Some contestants were excited.

"Dude, this is sooo awesome, man!" exclaimed Geoff.

His best bro, Brody, could not agree more. "Yeah! I've never been on Total Drama before!" he said.

"It's gonna be awesome!" said Mike. "And on a positive note, for me, I can compete without having my Multiple Personality Disorder hindering me!"

"Um, about that…" started Cameron, who was right next to him. However, he was interrupted by…

"WOOOO! It's good to be back on Total Drama!" shouted an ecstatic Owen.

"I couldn't agree more, Big O!" Izzy agreed, standing next to him.

Meanwhile, others did not have the same reactions.

"Ugh!" an angry Heather pouted, "This blows! I can't believe I have to compete on this cruddy show AGAIN! Hasn't my life been ruined enough?!"

"I could just say the same thing." said Courtney.

"I wasn't talking to you!" Heather hissed. Courtney raised her eyebrows.

Meanwhile, a newly-recovered Ezekiel shivered, "This show scars me to life nowadays, eh? If I am in last place again, I'd be an even worse monster than what I was!"

"Yeah, I get that feeling, man." Dave said, who was right next to him.

Chris interrupted the conversations. "Alright guys! Before we go onto further explanation and details, let's divide you guys into three teams! Alright, when I call your name, step forward: Tom, Jay, DJ, Staci, LeShawna, Lorenzo, Jo, Sky, Owen, Izzy, Blaineley, Ennui, Brody, Pete, Heather, Lindsay, Ryan, Ella, Miles, Jacques, Ezekiel, Gerry, Dave, Lightning, Brick, Bridgette, Laurie, and Courtney! You guys are henceforth known as… The Hideous Hawks!" At that moment, a yellow circle with an angry cross-eyed hawk with a third eye and a couple worms sticking out of its head appeared.

"Hideous Hawks?" asked Lindsay. "But we're not hideous!"

"Heh heh… You might not be now, but you will be…" Chris said with a smirk.

Lindsay responded with a glare, but then realized something. "Wait, where's my boyfriend, Tyler?"

"I dunno about jockstrap (Tyler: Hey!), but where's Harold?" asked LeShawna.

"I'm glad to be with Izzy, but what about my little buddy?" asked Owen.

Noah looked on unhappily at Owen. "I'm sorry, buddy…" Noah said in defeat.

Chris refocused everybody's attention to him. "Alright! Hideous Hawks can stand beside me on the left. When I call the next group, stand forward: Dwayne, MacArthur, Scott, Zoey, Josee, Sadie, Kelly, Geoff, Sanders, Devin, Tammy, Sierra, Cameron, Harold, Scarlett, Ellody, Spud, Taylor, Emma, Mickey, Duncan, Mike, Carrie, Katie, Gwen, Dawn, Trent, and Rock! You guys will be known as… The Scary Squirrels!" At that moment, a brown circle with an angry circle with a giant buck tooth and its eyes rolling back into its head appeared.

"EEEEEEEEE!" squealed Katie. "Sadie, we're on the same team!"

Her BFFFL hugged Katie. "I know! And this time, it's actually original! We don't have to switch teams like we did last time!"

"Ummm… I don't know about this…" a hesitant Mickey murmured.

"Oh great…" groaned Gwen. "I'm with him." She was referring to Duncan, who had a smug grin on his face.

"What about my son?" asked Dwayne.

"And where's Leonard?" Tammy added.

"And my Codykins?" Sierra asked.

Chris, hoping not to cause a meltdown, said, "Moving on! Scary Squirrels, move to the right of me. The rest of you: Kitty, Cody, Mary, Noah, Jen, Max, Crimson, Stephanie, Dakota, Eva, Anne Maria, Beardo, Leonard, Justin, Sam, B, Jasmine, Topher, Amy, Rodney, Junior, Beth, Sugar, Samey, Shawn, Tyler, Chet, and Alejandro! You guys will be called… the Ugly Urchins!" At that moment, an indigo circle with an angry sea urchin with a couple of warts and a couple of pines pointing inside its body appeared.

"Um, do all these team names have to do with ugly?" asked Cody.

"That's none of your business, Cody." Chris responded. Sierra huffed when she heard this.

"Yes! I can torture Samey!" said a vengeful Amy.

"Ugh! Why did you have to make me be on the same team as her again?!" whined Sammy.

"Yes! I am away from that traitor!" Max cheered, while pointing at a glaring Scarlett.

"Ooooh come on! Why am I not on the same team as Lindsay?!" Beth whined.

"Yeah!" said Tyler.

"ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!" Chris screamed.

Everyone stopped complaining and looked at Chris.

"Anyways, you all are going to be competing each other for one million- Nope! Nope, just kidding! Gotcha!" Everyone got shocked when Chris announced this. "You guys will be competing for TEN. MILLION. DOLLARS!"

At that point, everyone cheered wildly.

"Now, I'm sure those who were in the Total Drama series, or has seen it, have met Chef Hatchet." said Chris, beckoning Chef Hatchet.

Chef Hatchet walked over to where Chris was standing. Chef said, "Alright! You guys must know me! I am the head chef of the kitchen. I will serve ALL of your meals. There will be NO requests!" But then Chef thought about it a second. "Unless you guys have any allergies to anything I have."

"This means we can't have pizza?" asked Brody.

Whoops. Big mistake. Chef threw a cleaver at a wall that was near Brody, who let out a short scream.

"HEY! You have the right to remain silent!" yelled MacArthur.

"MacArthur!" a stern Sanders ordered her teammate. "Let Chef be! He did not at all try to hurt Brody!"

"She's right!" Chef agreed. "I was only trying to scare Brody, not kill him." MacArthur sighed.

Chris refocused everybody to him. "Anyways, follow me outside, all of you!" Everyone follows Chris outside.

Outside, Chris shows everyone their own cabins. "You guys will be staying in your team's cabin. Hawk's cabin is on the left, Urchin's in the middle, Squirrel's on the right. And you guys should know no co-ed rooms! Got it?" When he received a wave of nods, he continued. "Okay. Now get ready for the first challenge which will be in 10 minutes!"

Everyone ran into their respective cabins.

"Chris!" called Chef.

"Yes?"

"What should I do with this 1-year old moldy pizza I found in this kitchen?" Chef pulled out a whole pizza that was indeed a year old, moldy, and had worms, snot, and other bad germs on it.

"Ewww! Toss it out! Even I do want to have it!" Chris complained. Chef went to go throw the pizza out…

Only for an overflowed trash can to fall over.

"Has nobody ever taken out the trash?!" yelled Chef.

Chris chuckled, "Well, the thing is… The network bought this place from the Maple Scouts and their leaders. They usually take out the trash."

"And… this pizza?"

Chris looked at the pizza and guiltily looked away after a second, saying, "Um, I think the chef forgot to take it out of the oven when the scouts' leaders told him to close up immediately. My guess? The chef forgot to dispose the pizza."

Chef rolled his eyes and groaned. "Where should I take it then?"

Chris groaned back, "I don't know. Just go to the nearest building with a dumpster and dispose it."

Chef rolled his eyes again, got into a green pick-up truck, and drove off.

The camera pans over to Chef driving in his truck.

"Man, people are so lazy! And Chris had to buy that place out from the Maple Scouts?!" Chef took a heavy sigh and continued, "When I'm the host of Total Drama, I should determine wherever the hell Total Drama should be taken place at!"

Eventually, Chef arrived at a power plant, parking his truck at the back of a dumpster. He threw the rotten pizza into the dumpster and backed up. However, he rear-ended the dumpster, making it fall over.

"Oh crap!" panicked Chef as he drove his truck at full speed out of the power plant.

A second after the truck went out of sight, a skinny black boy with short black hair, wearing a white t-shirt, wearing khaki shorts, and white sandals, opened a door. He went over to look at the dumpster that had been tipped over by Chef, looking, specifically, at the rotten pizza for a second, and then ate it.

And that concludes chapter one of my version of a Total Drama Zombie Apocalypse. So far, nobody has been killed, yet. There will be chapters longer than this one. This story will also be similar to zombie media like The Walking Dead and The Last of Us. So, just a fair warning, some characters MAY die at some point. Stay tuned for chapter 2!