Stuck With You- By: Lady Alchemy
Disclaimer & Warning: I own nothing but the clothes and accessories to live life.
Be careful if you laugh too much. Side effects may include falling off your chair and
breaking your ass, laughing your ass off and get into a state. If you don't listen, I
warned you.
(Everybody in FMA was stuck in a room except some people and yours truly with
my best friends, Melody, Sabey, and Sanity. My name is Nicky and here we go!)
Ed- looks around Where the hell are we?
Nicky- Here in my world. A world…where sadly, we can't use alchemy.
Ed- WHAT?
Winry- Uh-oh….
Ed- You must be (ring ring) kidding me! claps hands, slams hands to floor, only to have a stone fist in his face
Sabey- That'll leave a mark. x.o
Nicky- Ah-ha! I was pullin' your automail! We can but means of escape backfire on
you!
Ed- Ah, crap…….sits
Nicky- Okay, rules are y'all are stuck with me and if you curse, it's replaced with a
funny sound. Got it?
Mustang- Must I be stuck with the Fullmetal chibi?
Nicky, Ed- (honk) off!
Sanity- O-kay…now, enjoy!
Ed- Damn taisa……
Nicky- I know…I defended you cuz you're my favorite.
Ed- blushes
Winry- burns with jealously Grr……
Nicky- But it doesn't mean that I'm gonna steal him from you, Winry! Dang….
Winry- sighs in relief Ah..
Al- Hey…uh, Nicky..chan?
Nicky- Yes, Al?
Al- How come you talk like that?
Sabey- Talk like what?
Al- Like…the accent. The way you say your words.
Nicky- Oh…you mean like this? goes up to Mustang Sabe, turn off the noises.
Sabey- A'ight. snaps fingers
Nicky- Yo, you a punk-ass, getting' your grill all up in Ed's face! You better screw
OFF!
Sanity- OHH! You. Got. bows Served. Would the asswipe like his bottle?
Mustang- cries
Hawkeye- I can't believe it….
Melody- That Mustang cried like a bitch?
Hawkeye- No, that the Taisa actually got dissed by a girl.
Nicky- Is that what you meant by how I talk, Al?
Al- Yeah…why do you talk like that?
Nicky- We from another land called Brooklyn.
Sabey- Yeah, son, we be pullin' them triggers, blowin' heads off and bullets all up in ya
ass, man!
Hawkeye- Did you say….triggers? Bullets?
Melody- Yeah and what?
Nicky- Wanna see what I'm packin'? pulls out an Uzi Say hello to my little friend! shoots Hohenheim in the ass Oh, shit!
Hohenheim- screams
Ed- Eh….I don't really give a damn.
Hohenheim- rolls around in agony
Sanity- Be careful, Nicky! heals him
Hohenheim- Thank you!
Sanity- Whateva…..As long as you don't touch me, we cool.
Hohenheim- stops himself
Hawkeye- examines Nicky's Uzi Wow…..I could use something like this!
Nicky- Too bad, girl. I ain't letting nobody touch it.
Hawkeye- PLEASE! I'll be careful!
Nicky- Fine…Gives it to her
Hawkeye- takes it and aims it around Wow….accidentally fires
Melody- Oh, (bleep)! B(bleep) fired!
(The bullet ricochets around the room)
Ed- Duck! Ed and Al duck for cover
(The bullet hits Envy right in the forehead)
Sabey- Damn….
Envy- Who's the bitch that hit me?
Nicky- Screw off, Envy. It was by mistake.
(Envy punches Nicky)
Nicky- You palm-tree, gender-crossin' son of a…..!
Melody- holds her back Yo, yo, yo! Chill, girl!
Sabey- Calm the (bleep) down, dammit, chill the (bleep) DOWN!
Envy- Come and get me, little girl!
Nicky- anime vein throbs Why you (bleeping) assgoblin! I'ma (bleep) you up
so bad, not even a bag over your head is gonna stop some (bleep) from doing you!
Envy- Why you..!
Nicky- Bring it on, bitch! I'll (bleep) you up and plow my foot right up your ass!
Breaks away and jumps Envy
Ed- Holy…..!
Winry- Wow…..
To Be Continued…!
L. Alchemy- I think it's kinda sucky but I'll let you be the judge of that. Review
Please! I'll work on Chapter 2, see ya!