A/N: First off, this is based on something I witnessed a few days back. And I'm being lazy, so this is just dialogue all through out. Also, this is in the same universe as my other fics, 'Just Say It' and 'Need You Now.' Although you don't really need to have read those to get this one.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.
"Tony! For the love of all that is holy, stop it."
"Sorry, babe. Can't."
"Stop calling me that. And look. See? Everything's fine."
"Good."
"Tony."
"Pepper."
"God! I'm sitting down! What could possibly happen?"
"I don't know...something. And what if you have to get up?"
"Anthony Stark! I'm pregnant not an invalid!"
"Of course you're not. An invalid. The last thing you can ever be is an invalid."
"Don't you have things to do? Go fix your suit or something."
"No. I'm good here."
"Tony, please? I have work to do."
"Hey, I'll just sit here. I'll be quiet. Promise."
"Okay, when is this gonna stop? Are you going to just follow me around for the next 3 months?"
"Well...I can try."
"Tony, seriously."
"I am being serious here, Pepper. I don't want that to happen ever again. You scared the shit out of me yesterday, Pepper."
"I was just caught off guard that time. The book said not all women experience this loss of balance thing. But I'm going to be careful."
"I know. I just...look, just pretend I'm not here."
"Fine. I'm tired or arguing. If you want to be here, why don't you help me with these e-mails."
"Sure thing, babe."
"And stop calling me that!"
"Yes. Okay. No more calling you 'babe.' Go it."
"Good."
"God, you're so damn sexy. I'm so turned on right now."
"Anthony. Edward. Stark."
"Okay, okay. Let's see those e-mails."
END.