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SPN100 Challenge: smart. #1: Even tied to chair by a monster, Dean's still singing Sam's praises. #2: Luckily, Bobby's not in it for the recognition. 2 x 100 word drabbles.

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Winchester Smarts

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Smart Alec

A/N: Even tied to chair by a monster, Dean's still singing Sam's praises.

"I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues" - Franklin D. Roosevelt

"How'd I know? Well, you're certainly not the first vamp to try to interview for a career in the blood service," laughed Dean.

"You think you're so clever," spat the vampire, through a mouthful of frightful dentistry. "Let's see you figure your way out of this," he added, cinching Dean's bindings even tighter.

"Oh, I have my moments," said Dean, "but it's my brother who's the smart one."

He grinned down at the shocked expression as the vampire's head rolled across the floor and came to rest at his feet. "I'd introduce you, but it looks like you've already met."

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Look Smart About It

A/N: Luckily, Bobby's not in it for the recognition.

"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer" - Albert Einstein

Bobby had pored over ancient texts until his eyes blurred, so he was careful to double-check the entry. Finally, a way to gank the damn thing!

He slammed the book down in front of Sam and poured himself a generous measure of 'Hunter's Helper'. He grinned at the gradual upturn of Sam's mouth into an all-too-rare smile.

A crash from the screen door announced Dean's arrival. "Hitting the juice early, are we?"

"Look," called Sam, waving the page under his brother's nose.

Dean ruffled Sam's hair, laughing at the indignant complaints. "You're so smart; I knew you'd figure it out."

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