The Pro?
Elise was a pro when it came to basketball. She was tall for her age, taller than Sherry, but taller than Michelle?
It was Thursday and it was the basketball team tryouts. Elise was new to Carlton so she didn't know anyone. Sherry (Centre) was always the team captain; Amelia (Guard) was always the vice-captain and Eileen?
Let's say the beginner. Eileen had probably never played basketball in her life or even touched a basketball ball.
''Ok ladies, line up!'' Mr. Clark shouted.
''Ok, I just need your name' '
''Who are you ?''
''Oh yeah you're the new girl Elise, your tall , but are you taller than Michelle?''
Before even Elise could say yes or no, Mr. Clark moved on
'' Sherry back for another year eh?''
''Yeah…''
''Amelia, have you shrunk?''
''WHAT THE HELL, I DIDN'T SHRINK, I GREW TALLER, IT'S YOUR EYESIGHT WOMEN!!''
''Okok dude, chill….''
''Ahhhhh Cee Cee, why are you here?''
''I mean your TALL but ugly, you can't even catch =='. ''
Flashback
(At the FIRST basketball tryouts)
''Hi ladies! ''Mr. Clark said cheerfully
''Good Morning Mr. Clark '' Cee Cee(Cshit) said while giggling.
''Ok I'll get your name AFTER the tryouts ok?''
''Ok'' everyone said
''Ok, first we would start passing, shooting and then dribbling up and down the court, ok?''
''Why does everyone keep on saying ok?''Cee Cee asked annoyed
Mr. Clark ignored Cshit and continued.
''Bring over the balls Eileen''
''God why are you soo slow?''
''Eileen, you know if you want to loose some weight you have to work FASTER!!''
''COMMON WOMEN''
''Far out FINIALLY, now give us a ball!!''
Eileen reached in the bag and TRIED to get a ball that said ''I Believe I Can Fly ''and had a man that was trying to do a slam dunk
''Ok''
''H-Here''Eileen said quickly
But just as she touched the ball she felt something squishy, something long.
Eileen pulled her hand out quickly and yelled
''OH MY GOD, THERES A FREAKING SNAKE IN HERE''
''ARRHHHHHH!!!''
Eileen ran away to the toilets
''What ever, you pussy'' Mr. Clark mumbled
Mr. Clark handed everyone each a basket ball but when he threw the ball to Cshit she was too busy talking to her wingmen, Oliver and Ida.
''So like, yesterday I went out with Jason right?''
''Really?'' Ida said leaning forward.
''O-M-G, seriously?''Oliver said (Oliver is gay)
''But nothing happened…''Cshit said ignoring Oliver
**BAM**
''OWWWW!!''
''WHO DONE THAT?''
''Oops''
''My bad''Mr. Clark mumbled
End of Flashback
''WhatEVER''Cshit said.
''Yeah'' Ida and Oliver said at the same time
Cee Cee stormed off to the toilets with her wingmen right behind her ass.
(A/N: scary. Okok ,why did the cat cross the road?)