Sneaky Seductress

DG32173

Sarah: well, this is gonna be an M-rated fanfic that I recommend you to leave if you are not ready for major lemonade and limeade material. Other than that, I hope you enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: My name is not Masashi Kishimoto. Thusly, I don't own the Naruto series.

!!!WATNINGS!!!

LOTS OF SMUT, cursing, killing, blood, gore, etc. Do not read if you cannot handle the above content in multitudes. You have been warned.

SUMMARY

He gets drunk often and always winds up on her doorstep. And he always wakes up the next morning in her bed with her, having no memory of what happened after she let him into her home. What's a poor Jounin to do? (Kaka/Saku)

NOTE
(Authors note)
"Talking"
'Thinking'
Scene change
POV change
Memory, reading or writing something, etc. (you'll figure it out)
"Singing"
Scene change in memory

TRANSLATIONS

Kunoichi: female shinobi

–sensei: a teacher

Shinobi: ninja

–shishou: a teacher of a higher level than a sensei


Chapter 1

Drunken Love

Jade green eyes watch intently as a silver-haired man across the room downs his fourth bottle of sake. 'Almost there. Heh, tonight will be fun. He just ordered two more bottles,' the female owner of the jade eyes thinks. 'Thank Kami-sama Tsunade-shishou got me drunk so much that I'm almost immune to liquor. I love these nights; and I love remembering them even when I make sure he doesn't,' her thoughts continue as she takes a swallow from her whiskey bottle. 'Ah, he's leaving; six bottles of sake, we're going to have fun tonight. I better hurry and get home before he reaches my apartment.' With that thought, a pink-haired, jade-eyed kunoichi flickers out of sight, leaving money for her drinks and a tip.

Fifteen minutes later

"Kakashi-kun?" Sakura asks in false surprise. He gives her a lecherous grin and she smirks back. "Come in."

He enters her apartment, closing and locking the door behind him. "Sakura-chan," he purrs. Taking in her long t-shirt, he notes that it is the only article of clothing she is wearing. Without another word, he tears off his mask and throws it somewhere in the living room. He glides towards her, captures her around the waist, and slams his lips onto hers, using his tongue to force her willing lips apart, thus deepening the kiss.

She sighs happily and presses her body flush against his, wrapping her arms around his neck. Their bodies line up perfectly with each others, like a hand into a well-worn glove.

He picks her up, her petite legs wrapping around his muscular waist as he carries her down the hall to her bedroom, never once breaking from the passionate kiss. He closes and locks the bedroom door, holding her up and against him with his left arm.

They quickly rid each other of all their clothes. Then he tumbles her into bed, using his elbow to support some of his weight so as not to hurt her; he tangles that hand in her hair while the other roams across her naked, silky skin. He slams his lips back against hers. But this time his lips trail from hers, up her jaw line, down her neck to the crook of her shoulder and neck, leaving harsh, fiery kisses in his wake.

At the base of her neck, he stops long enough to leave a hickey before trailing his lips down to her breasts. He takes first the left nipple into his mouth, sucking and nibbling at it in ways that makes her moan his name. He messages her right breast with his hand while his mouth takes care of her left; then he swaps the treatments, making sure to give both breasts equal shares.

Then he moves his lips down to her naval, swirling his tongue around it. She moans his name again as his lips trail down to that place. He sticks first one finger in, then a second and a third. Her hands clutches the bed sheets in bliss as his fingers pump in and out of her. He replaces his fingers with his tongue as she nears the first peak of pleasure. He laps up her sweet nectar from her first orgasm of the night. As soon as he licked her dry, he pulls his tongue out and slams his lips against hers as he slams his erect manhood inside her. She screams his name into his mouth as they both orgasm together, his seed spilling forth into her. Then they build up their pleasure again and again late into the night.

They have been having sex together for over a year and a half. It started when she helped him to her apartment for the night since he was sloshed and she didn't know where he lived. One thing led to another and soon they found themselves in her bed, making love together for the first time. It had been her first ever, and a drunken Kakashi helped her through it.

And they've been having sex every night he got drunk since. But she uses a forbidden jutsu Tsunade taught her to make sure he doesn't remember the numerous sex sessions. And he won't remember until she either dies or decides to tell him. And she's certain neither will happen for several more years. Because when he finds out, she's certain that will end their affair for good; and that's something she doesn't want to happen. She has fallen in love with her ex-sensei.

But she can't stop him from trying to guess it the mornings after. By the time they are done having sex for the night, she's too tired to try and dress either of them.. But she never affirms his suspicions. And thankfully, he usually leaves before she wakes up. He would never bring up the topic out in public and she does her damnedest to keep from being alone with him when he's sober. So far, it has worked rather welll. But she knows that luck will eventually turn against her, and she'd have to let him know one day. Ever since that first night together, she has been taking birth control pills to prevent herself from becoming pregnant with his child. That wouldn't do at all; she'd probably die of humiliation before she gets up the nerve to tell him.


Sarah: well, I'll end it there. I hope you enjoyed the first chapter. (grins) I know I enjoyed writing it. Later all.