So, I'm currently writing a Lucky Star/Bleach fanfic, but a prominent Tales of Symphonia author, Twilight Scribe, announced that now there is a Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World out. Said author suggested anyone to go ahead and make skits for DotNW. And I will!
Always beware spoilers. I will try to keep them at a minimum and will warn whenever I can. I can't say specifically up to what chapters will be spoiled though, so please read at your discretion.
Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World. I also do not own Twilight Scribe's method of skit making.
Emil is normal, Marta is italicized, Tenebrae is bold
Chapter 1: Innocent
"What a nice day to just relax. I wonder what everyone else is doing."
Emil checks his friends, who are at the beach in Altamira.
"Let's see…there's Lloyd swimming with Colette and Sheena. Presea is talking with Genis and Regal. Raine is reading some book. Zelos is talking to some girls…"
"Emil…you might want to be careful…"
"What do you mean?"
"Emil!"
"Whoa! Marta, you surprised me!"
"Emil, what were you doing?"
"Oh, I was just seeing what everyone else was doing. You see, Sheena is over there sunbathing, Colette is swimming with Lloyd and Sheena, and Presea is talking with Genis and Regal, and…"
"Oh…so you weren't looking at me? You were looking at Sheena, Colette and Presea?!"
"Huh?"
"I get it, you're smitten by other girls, aren't you? Well fine! I don't need you!" Marta runs away.
"Oh! I didn't mean it like that! M-Marta, wait!"
"It may seem obvious to others that you are innocent, but Lady Marta will defend her territory from any potential enemies."
"Territory?...Potential enemies?..."
Notes: Poor Emil.