Questionable Sanity

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: I own no one other than the people you do not recognize (Keeley, Krista, Taylor, a few others). All the people mentioned belong to either themselves or the WWE.

Author: Queen Mab 319 (my new name)

Summary: Keeley, Krista and Taylor are the nieces to a WWE commenter. What happens when they come to a show and the wrestlers start umm checking them out?

Pairings: Keeley, Krista, Taylor, Lita/Edge, Stephanie/Triple H…maybe more as time goes on….

She stared at her cell phone for several minutes. She was waiting on a call from one of her siblings, preferably her younger sister, Krista. They were supposed to be taking their baby sister, Taylor, out for her birthday. And well Taylor was going to be happy and surprised. Frankly Keeley didn't know what her sister saw in this thing called sports entertainment, but if it made her happy Keeley would endure it for her. She may want to strangle her sister most of the time, but deep down Keeley really did love her. Sometimes she just had a hard time remembering such as the time she brought a guy home from college and Taylor proceeded to tell him about how Keeley had gotten sick one time and thrown up all over everyone. He never returned her calls or emails after that. Or the time she was making out with Ben Davis in high school and Taylor thought it would be a good time to share that Keeley had forgotten to… Keeley frowned she couldn't remember what Taylor had done, but it had made her angry. Whatever. Now they were all grown up supposedly, well Keeley was at least as was Krista. Taylor though still had some growing up to do.

I mean look at her obsession with this Neanderthal thing called wrestling. It was a "sport" loved by boys, not girls at least past high school, Keeley thought to herself. She often heard her students talk about it and often had to take away magazines from them during class. She occasionally glanced at them and for the life of her could not understand the obsession or attraction to such a blatant display of fake brutality.

Yeah sure their uncle was a wrestler and commentator, but none of them had really been into wrestling like Taylor was. It was odd. Well Taylor had always been odd as far as Keeley was concerned. She had dropped out of college to work in a diner! What kind of person did that? She had had a bright future ahead of her and she just quit! Keeley did not understand Taylor anymore than she understood her. Before she could continue in her thought process, Keeley's cell phone began to ring.

"Hello?"

"About time you answered!" Came a voice.

"What do you mean? I have been waiting on you to call me! Is she ready yet? Does she have any idea what is going on?'
"No and if you don't keep your voice down she'll know what is up!"
"Fine. Don't jump on me. You're the one who volunteered to get her ready and to meet me. Not me. If I had been the one to get her we'd already be there!"
"Yeah and she'd be pissed off at you and you at her. It's better if I do it. Now Dad said Uncle J had the tickets on hold for us and that we had backstage passes. So if we hurry up and meet up then we'll be there in time to meet people which will make her happy."

"Yeah. I still can't believe I let you convince me this was a good idea. I don't get the attraction to this fake form of entertainment. If it's not her going on about it…you do as well…all about how hot the guys are…or I hear my students go on and on about it and I know they watch that crap when they should be studying!"
"Whoa, Nelly! I am not one of your students and I will admit the guys are hot! Get over it. Just because you haven't had any in a while…"

"Oh shut up! Just hurry up!"
"Fine! We'll be there in fifteen minutes. See ya sis!"
"Yeah whatever. Be careful…don't spe..."
She was cut off by a dial tone.

"Speed." She finished any way.

Great…now she had to endure her sister being excited and be surrounded by thousands of screaming people all in the name of love for her sister. Dear God let her survive the night!

Meanwhile…

Krista was staring at her little sister Taylor as she was finally getting done getting ready.

"Geez, Tay, you take forever! If you don't hurry up we'll be late and well you'll be disappointed."

"I'm hurrying! Jeez, hold on. It's not like you guys are taking me to like a WWE show or anything. Keeley wouldn't be caught dead going to something like that!"

Krista had to turn away at that; Taylor was a little too close to the truth with that remark.

"Yeah you have a point. Just hurry up. I just got off the phone with Kee and well she didn't sound too happy. So hurry up! The sooner we get there the sooner we can start celebrating your birthday!"

Fifteen minutes later they were finally on the road to Keeley's house. The two of them had agreed to have them meet at Keeley's house where Taylor would be blindfolded by them and then put into Keeley's car so they could drive together to the arena.

Krista was surprised really; it had been Keeley's idea to go to the showing for Taylor's birthday. Krista had looked at her when she suggested like she had just professed undying love to Osama Bin Laden.

Taylor," I still don't understand why you guys are keeping this such a secret! It's not like I care…as long as we are celebrating my birthday and the focus is on me everything is fine!"
Taylor smiled over at Krista, who smiled back.

Krista," Yeah brat you just love being the center of attention don't you? Well this is a surprise so just hold on to your horses and pretty soon you'll find out. I will give you a hint….Keeley thought it up!"

Krista laughed at the look of utter pain on Taylor's face.

"Oh god…that means what a museum or worse yet some boring lecture on how Nero made his horse a senator!"

Both girls laughed and pretty soon they were at Keeley's house.

Keeley and Krista quickly blind folded Taylor and got into Keeley's car and headed to arena and Taylor's birthday surprise.