Carly: Hello everyone and welcome to the first episode of iGeass!
*applause*
Sam: Yeah!
Tohdoh:*tied to chair* WILL SOMEONE PLEASE UNTIE ME!
C.C.: No. You'd run off.
Tohdoh: Obviously!
Tamaki: Come on, Buddy! This will be fun!
Tohdoh: And what is your perception of 'fun'?
Zero: *also tied to chair* If I had my Knightmare right now...
Carly: What? You'd kill two innocent children?
Zero: Basically.
Kallen: *runs in**sees her idol tied to a chair* Um...what's going on here?
RANDOM DANCING!
Everyone (minus Zero, Tohdoh, and Kallen): *start dancing*
Zero: For the first time a few years, I am genuinely afraid.
Tohdoh: *watching Diethard dance* same here...
Kallen:*inches toward Zero, attempting to free him*
Sam: *tackles Kallen* don't even try!
Carly: Now, onto the show! First, we are going to force Kyoshiro Tohdoh and Zero to do the CaramellDansen together!
Zero and Tohdoh: *look at each other* don't even try!
C.C.: I could always reveal to the world what your identity is!
Zero: You wouldn't.
C.C.: I would. Fredward, would you mind cutting the broadcast for a short while?
Freddy: No problem. *puts on a video of a turtle eating a taco*
C.C.: *walks over to Zero and her hand hovers over his mask* Will you do it?
Zero: Try and I'll kill you again, witch.
C.C.: I suppose that means no?
Zero: *sarcastic* what gave you that idea?
C.C.: Well, I really can't reveal your identity...So how about this? *whispers in Zero's ear*
Zero: *underneath mask**eyes widen*
Carly: What? What?
C.C.: I'll tell them if you don't dance.
Sam: Tell us anyway! What dirty little secret does Zero have?
Zero: I will never so it.
C.C.: You chose this yourself.*looks at everyone else* Zero possesses a ratty stuffed weasel that he sleeps with every night.
Everyone besides Zero: *laugh*
Freddy: *switches back to live*
Zero: still wouldn't dance* How did we end up doing this anyway?
Zero: I have no idea. One moment I was planning for an attack on Pendragon, the next I'm tied to a chair here.
Tamaki: They asked us if we wanted to do iGeass, we knew neither of you would accept, so we did it by force.
Kallen: You did this? What kind of Black Knight are you? You tied up your own commander! *tackling Tamaki*
Carly: Eh heh...Lets introduce our special guests! Cornelia Li Britannian and Schneizel El Britannia!
Schneizel and Cornelia: *begin to walk in*
Sam: WAIT! *hides her Schneizel punching bag* Continue.
Cornelia and Schneizel: *see Zero tied to a chair* Uh...
Cornelia: Did Zero just get captured by a couple of teenagers?
Zero: NO! That was my commanders fault...*looks at Diethard, Tamaki, Ohgi and such.*
Tamaki: *nervous laugh*
Schneizel: *to Carly and Sam* Well...We appreciate you gathering these terrorists for us to capture. I assure you medals will be given. And for capturing Zero, noble status will also be given.
Carly: NO! That's not the point! We got you here to do crazy and humiliating stuff! Not fight!
Cornelia: Sorry. But Zero is too much of a threat for that as of now. We cannot let our guard down. Guards!
Zero: This is just an example of your intelligence, Tamaki!
Tamaki: Sorry, man...
Designia: *leaps in between the guards and Zero* TACOOOOOOOOOOOS!
Everyone: WHAT?
Designia: *calmly* Tacos.
Zero: I should never have recruited you.
Carly" She wouldn't be here to save you if you didn't.
Designia: Yeah, Kitty-kun! *looks a Schneizel* Prince Fabulous. Will you please give me a taco?
Schneizel: And I thought I'd seen everything.
Designia: *unties Zero-kun* I'm still waiting for that taco. Anyway, I think now would be a good time to end the episode, no?
Carly and Sam: Agreed.
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