The reason I wrote this was because I was bored and I asked my dear friend Blot-of-Blood for a topic to write about for a Harry Potter FanFic. So, she thought and then gave me this: "Severus and Sirius get it on...in a funny way." So that is exactly what I did, though in this first chapter, well just read it and then review. Here you go Blot-of-Blood, you wanted a FanFic about Severus and Sirius getting it on...in a funny way, well here is the first chapter!
Violet December
Chapter One: Reflection
Severus Snape stood frozen to the spot, the cold wind brushing against his bare chest, his greasy and straight hair swinging back in forth in correlation with the afternoon breeze. He couldn't believe what he had just done. Sirius had taken him from...and then he.... He shook the thought from his mind. He didn't want to think about it, but the more he tried to push that thought away, the more it came back, haunting and teasing him like a poltergeist.
He looked out at the horizon, the sunset, the crimson and orange colors spreading over the sky out like silvery strings. He longed to just run away from this earth and reach beyond that clear, calm, blue water and be safe, from everything. He clutched the blanket draped on his shoulders closer to him, trying to shield himself against the cold winds piercing his body like a thousand knives digging into his flesh.
He took a breath and turned around, the sound of crunching filled the air as his shoes stepped cleanly on the white blanket of snow. He found his shirt on a nearby branch and snuggled himself into it. He found his Slytherin House robe and found his way into it. There. Now nobody will know or even take a hint of what had happened.
As he walked back toward the Hogwarts Castle from the Forbidden Forest, he stepped into a puddle of water, he looked down, and in the puddle of water, he saw his reflection. His hair was lanky and greasy and his nose was crooked and long. But as he stared at his reflection, he saw what nobody else could see. He saw a boy being dragged away from the Great Hall into the Courtyard by a group of four boys: James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and Sirius Black. They beat the black-haired boy in front of everyone and did a many humiliating things to him. A tear crawled down Severus's cheek, falling into the puddle, rippling the image for a moment. The reflection resumed and Severus could see that the boy was being dragged away from the Courtyard into the Forbidden Forest by Sirius Black who kicked him or punched him occasionally. Sirius dumped the boy on the ground and was about to leave, when the boy stood up and tackled Sirius. Sirius took out his wand and paralyzed the boy's body with a simple spell. Sirius looked around, as if wary that someone would be watching, and there in the middle of the forest, he undid his pants, took off his shirt and kissed the boy passionately on the lips and commenced his raping of the boy.
The reflection then died out when Sirius had finished and had told the boy, "I love you, Snivellus." and left leaving the poor boy on the ground helpless and confused.
Another tear rolled down Severus's cheek and he resumed his walk back up to the castle. The walk was long and painful, with memories of what had happened flooding his mind. He couldn't shake them off, but when he reached the doors of the Great Hall, he had more things to worry about.
As soon as Severus opened the doors, a loud jeering reached his ears along with laughter and rude remarks. Everyone in Hogwarts was there waiting for him. They pointed at him and laughed. Severus, on the verge of tears stormed out of the Great Hall and went down into the Slytherin dormitories and cried himself to sleep on his four-poster bed.
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Severus Snape awoke with a start. He was sweating, he had had a nightmare. A nightmare that involved his classmate Sirius Black raping him in the Forbidden Forest. It was all a dream. A stupid worthless dream.
And there you have it. It is a bit...um what's the right word...um...not funny but it will get funny...trust me! I know it is relatively short but it will do for now, just to bring your hunger a bit down. I'll get around to doing the second chapter sometime...when I have time.