This is my second Legend of Zelda WindWaker Side Quest based fanfiction!

I just love those Side quests, don't you?

Aaaand this time, it's all about Lenzo the stalker.

Hope you enjoy!


"Another boring day in Windfall Island." Link, the boy with the green tunic yawned as he dragged his little brown boots were lazily over the stone pavement. "Why isn't there anything to do in this island?"

The boy then noticed a door that he was not completely familiar with.

How could I have missed one? He thought through gritted teeth as he grasped the doorknob with a sweaty hand.

Since invading private property was his calling, the boy in the green dress had no choice but to enter the unknown door.

Once inside, the boy's large cat eyes inspected every corner of his surroundings; there were endless amounts of pictures lined up on every wall and expensive picture taking equipment laying carelessly on the counter.

When the boy's turned around he gasped in fright as he noticed a tall man with beady little eyes that were too far apart and a large nose glaring back at him from the upstairs room.

Link felt a shiver going down his spine as the bearded man began approaching Link; staring him up and down with those creepy tiny eyes.

"Don't think I didn't see you!" The man wheezed underneath his dirty beard.

"See what?" A very terrified boy squeaked in reply.

"That you have a picto box there, I am Lenzo" Link started to grow nervous as the disturbing man rested his boney hand on the boy's hip. "I implore you, please stay."

"Uh…" The as the anxious boy stepped back, the hairy man stepped toward him. "I think I should go now…"

"NO!" The tiny beady eyes suddenly shot wide as the man placed his other hand on Link's hip, making the boy very nervous. "Are you willing to give up the opportunity to become my assistant?"

"Yes." Link replied, giving anything to get away from this predator.

"You're so funny; that's a good one there, boy. Now come, " The man shoved Link to a secluded room upstairs which included more picto graphs of distant scenery. " As my assistant, you must do everything I say…" Link felt the old man's stinky breath hit him in the face. "Everything."

"Well…" The boy started. "I don't think so…"

"Fabulous!" Lenzo giggled. "First, you must take a picture of someone mailing unwanted love letters."

"Wait…you want me to stalk people?" The boy cried out, he knew from the start that this guy was a total nut case.

"Shhh!" The disgusting bearded man placed a finger to his lips. "It's not called stalking; it's called picto-gra-phy, get it straight. Now go."

"And what if I refuse to do it?" The boy said timidly.

The man's beady eyes shot up once more. "I will rip you apart."

Link didn't bother asking as to how Lenzo was going to rip him apart, he already could imagine what was going on through this freak's sick mind.

"Plus, I'll give you a full color Picto Box if you do this for me. "And with that, Link could not refuse.

The little green bullet fired down the stairs and quickly grasped the knob his hand.

"And boy, I wouldn't ignore my words if I were you." Link heard Lenzo mutter from above his head. "I have cameras watching your every move."


How will Link do on his first assignment?

Find out in the next chapter, my reader.

Thanks for reading. :]