Commission for Shandar1. All of the insults between Yumichika and Grell are totally not meant. I think William's hair is amazing, and Ikkaku's hot. Actually their both hot. But Grell and Yumichika have different opinions.
Warning, OOCness and Yaoi.
If I owned Bleach, Yumichika would give his adorable little sparkly smile more often. If I owned Black Butler I'd own Sebastian. And if I owned Sebastian, I'd be the happiest girl on earth. Seriously.
Yumichika and Grell stood glaring at each other. They hadn't gotten off to a good start. Yumichika thought Grell was ugly. Grell thought the same about Yumichika. The two of them had fought about everything from weapons to fights to food to aesthetics. And now there was only one thing left. Boyfriends.
"Ikkaku's brash and uncultured!" Grell spat. Yumichika scowled at him.
"William's stuffy and boring!"
"Ikkaku's ugly!"
"He is not! William's ugly, although not as ugly as you!"
"Ikkaku's bald!"
"William's hair is horrid and boring!"
"Ikkaku's weak!"
"How dare you? He could beat you and your precious William to death in seconds!
The arguing continued, until it was diminished to childish bickering.
"I hate you!"
"I hate you more!"
"I hate you ten times more!"
"I hate you fifty times more!"
"I hate you one hundred times more!"
The two of them continued this for a while, until Yumichika pulled the god card. (Obligatory Yu-gi-oh reference).
"I hate you infinity times more!"
Grell sputtered for a bit, before swearing at Yumichika. And so, they began yelling at each other again, neither one of them making much sense.
Finally, there was a soft ding as the power went back on, and the elevator slowly began to rise. Yumichika and Grell were so busy screaming at each other that they didn't notice that they were no longer trapped.
William and Ikkaku, who had been waiting for the two at the top, listening to the insults ring up through the elevator shaft, struggled valiantly to regain their composure.
Ikkaku had been rolling on the ground, laughing, and William had been leaning against the wall, one hand covering his mouth as though he were frightened of somebody seeing his smile. Now Ikkaku stumbled to his feet and William pushed himself off of the wall, and they both watched the fight inside of the elevator with amused smiles.
Finally Yumichika and Grell noticed them.
"Ikkaku/William!" the two exclaimed in unison. "Grell/Yumichika is being mean to me!" And they both launched themselves at their boyfriends. William pushed Grell away immediately- he wasn't the touchy feely type, but Ikkaku let Yumichika cling to him. After all, the more favours he gave here, the more he'd get later.
Ikkaku and William exchanged bemused looks before dragging their respective partners away.
"I think that we should find a new hotel," Yumichika said haughtily. "One where that jerk isn't."
"How about we just find a hotel with a working elevator?" Ikkaku suggested. "After all, that's the only place that you ever meet him. Somehow you always end up in the hotel with Grell when it gets stuck."
"That's not my fault! Somebody jinxed it, I swear!"
"You could just take the stairs."
Yumichika gave him a look that said very clearly 'don't push it'.
"That would be ugly, wouldn't it?"
"Very."
Once again, Ikkaku struggled not to laugh. He knew that if he did, he'd be on the couch for a week. And the couch in the hotel was very, very small.
Review if this made you laugh. If it didn't, review anyways and tell me why not. XD
-Stormy