A/N: Okay... I know had stories plan out as evidence through my profile. However when I came across with this anime called Girlfriend BETA, tons of stories and ideas began to swirl around my head! Girlfriend BETA was nice anime, it had a large likable characters and a great setting to boot. This story has been in my mind for quite sometime now and I wanna write it! And I wanna write it now!
And looks like I did!
Anyway, this is a crossover between Ed, Edd n Eddy and Girlfriend BETA. And just like the Equestria Girls crossover, Total Drama characters will be added in this fic along with Saki's Kyoutarou Suga, Dan Vs' Ninja Dave, Flynt Coal from RWBY, Matthew Patel from Scott Pilgrim vs the World and my OCs Taro Yamada, Blue Note and Laughing Zap.
In this fic, the Eds, Rolf, Kevin, Johnny and various male characters from Total Drama were transferred to Japan for an exchange student program in Seiou Academy. Unlike in Equestria Girls, pairings are still undecided, whether I go with one girl or harem is still up to debate.
And with that out of the way, let's get this chapter started.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd n Eddy, Girlfriend BETA and by extension, Total Drama, Saki, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Dan Vs and RWBY.
We open the story in a dorm where see boys coming out of their rooms making their way towards their school, Seiou Academy.
In one room we see Eddy Skipper McGee looking at himself at the mirror, he is currently wearing a gray long sleeve sweatshirt, dark pants and red tennis shoes. He then began combing his dark hair, slicking it backwards but the three strands was kept up.
"Who's that handsome fella?'' Eddy asked before winking. He then quickly grabs and bag before leaning his head towards the bathroom, "Hey Lumpy, hurry up! We can't have Sockhead waiting for too long!" he yelled as he went to the door.
"Coming!" a cheerful voice replied. Coming out from the bathroom was a very, very tall young man and if you're wondering who it is, it's Edwin Horace Anderson also known as Ed. His messy orange hair was unkempt but he doesn't mind, he is currently wearing his trademark green jacket over a white poloshirt with blue tie, dark pants and black & yellow creamed shoes.
Ed quickly grabs his phone from the lamp table and his bag from the wall before following Eddy. As the two friends exits their room, they were greeted by a familiar voice.
"Ahoy Ed boys! Are ye ready to attend the higher dungeon of education along with Rolf!?'' the boy named Rolf exclaimed. Rolf Vorlikk had a messy blue hair like Ed and had a small goatee, he is currently wearing a white uniform with blue tie, dark pants and red & white sneakers.
"Ready when you are Rolf!" Ed replied with his goofy smile.
"Whatever... let's just go and meet sockhead." Eddy said as the trio of boys walks forward.
Somewhere outside the dorm, we see a young man wiping the front windows of a purple Retro Van. This is Eddward Marion Vincent also known as Edd or Double D, unlike when he was young, Edd grew up to be a very handsome young man. He still wears his black beanie hat but the difference is that he let's his long hair down in a low ponytail, he is currently wearing a dark blue uniform jacket over a white poloshirt with blue tie, dark pants and dark purple shoes which is the standard Seiou Academy male school uniform.
Then another young man approaches him. This is Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson, a former contestant of Total Drama, he had a flat top brown hair with messy bangs, teal eyes and gap on his teeth. He is currently wearing the same uniform as Edd, though he is wearing a gray & white sneakers. He is also a cousin of Ed.
"Hey Double D!" Cody greeted.
Double D briefly turns to him, "Oh hey, Cody.'' he greeted back.
"Wanna buy some breakfast?" Cody asked.
"Why you have money?'' Double D asked back.
"No... but I know you have.'' Cody said with a smile.
"Yeah I have.'' Double D replied with a shrug, "But I already ate breakfast." he said.
"But what about me?" Cody asked dramatically leaning on the van's door, slowly sliding down to the ground, "I have no money... and I'm hungry! Are you gonna let me die in hunger?" he asked.
"To a person like you... yeah I would." Double D bluntly replied.
Cody flinched from his answer, "Yeah... I thought you would say that.'' he said scratching his head before walking away.
Meanwhile, on a lawn outside the dorm, we see three boys sitting on a large picnic table.
The first boy is Dave DeSanto. Dave is a dark-skinned young man with dark gray casual hair and brown eyes. He is wearing the same uniform as Edd and Cody, only with black sneakers.
The second boy is Jonathan Ludgate also known as Jonny 2x4. Jonny had a dark buzzcut hair style and is currently wearing the same uniform as Dave, only that he's wearing gray sandals. Along with him is his inanimate friend, Plank, whom is a piece of wood with a face drawn on it.
The third boy is Kevin William Dorn. Kevin had red hair tied in short ponytail and wears a red cap backwards. He is wearing the same uniform as Dave and Jonny, only that he is wearing a black rubber shoes.
Dave took a sip of his coffee before going back working on his homework, suddenly Cody peaks his head out from under the table before grabbing Dave's coffee mug, he then sneakily made his way on the other side of table grabbing Jonny's sandwich though he was disappointed to see that the sandwich's stuffing is sardines, he then eyed Kevin's sandwich before taking out it's stuffing which is sausages, he placed back the empty sandwich on the plate just in time for Kevin to grab it, Cody quickly hid back down the table.
Dave grabs his coffee only to find it gone much to his confusion, he looks around and saw a coffee mug right next to Jonny, he slid closer to the buzzcut boy before slapping him right at the back of his head, "Why you! Jonny, you took my coffee!" he accused with a glare.
Jonny rubs the back of his head before glaring at the Dave, "Why you...'' he said before slapping Dave on the face, "Don't accuse me, Dave! Plank and I had our own coffee! Along with a sandwich!" he exclaimed only to find that his sandwich is gone making gasped in shock, "Where's the sandwich?!" he asked.
"How should I know!" Dave replied, "Maybe he took it!" he said pointing at Kevin whom is eating his sandwich.
"Kevin!" Jonny called with a glare, "Why are you eating Plank and I's sandwich?!" he demanded.
Kevin looks at him with a raise eyebrow, "What the hell are you talking about! This is my sandwich!" he replied.
"That is mine!" Jonny demanded.
"Wait a second!" Kevin said, "What do you have on your sandwich?" he asked.
"Sardines!" Jonny replied.
"Sardines?'' Kevin repeated before scoffing, "Ha! Mine is sausages..." he said only to find the sausages on the bread is gone, "What the?! Where's my sausages?" he asked in confusion.
"I don't know! Maybe he took it!" Jonny replied jabbing his thumb at Dave.
"I think you took it!" Kevin accuses Jonny.
Then Cody emerges from the table, "Hey guys, do you have any water?'' he asked while still holding Jonny's sandwich.
The moment Cody shows his face to the three, they come in a realization... the culprit is right in front of them, the three boys look at each other before glaring at Cody.
"You again!" Kevin yelled in anger, "I had it with you, you little douchebag!" he shouted.
The three boys charges at Cody causing him to run in fear as the angry boys chases after him. Cody ran into one corner as Kevin catches up on him but Cody quickly smashes the sandwich on the jock's face before pushing him down at Jonny, "YAAAAHH!" Dave yelled as he charges at Cody but the gap toothed boy retaliated by doing a karate chop on Dave's face, knocking him out for a bit.
Meanwhile, Eddy, Ed and Rolf had already met up with Double D and are already inside the retro van. As Double D opens the door next to the driver's seat, Cody bumps into him pushing Double D at the door.
"Double D! Help!" Cody cried as he hid behind the beanie-wearing boy as three angry boys arrived.
"Guys! Pray tell me, what's going on?!" Double D demanded in annoyance.
"Listen to this Double D.'' Kevin started, "I made myself a sausage sandwich this morning for breakfast.'' he explained, "But this animal took it!" he said pointing his finger at Cody.
"Yeah! This animal even devour the sandwich I made for myself and Plank!" Jonny exclaimed while holding out Plank.
"Yeah! That animal devoured my coffee as well!" Dave yelled and was about to hit Cody but Double D pushed him back.
"Dave! Dave! Calm down! You're eyes are crossing in anger!" Double D said before turning to Cody, "Cody, are they telling the truth?" he asked with a stern voice.
"That's not true!" Cody lied, "I'm not a thief! Never in my life I would do such horrid act like stealing!" he declared.
Double D the noticed something hanging out on Cody's mouth, he gently grabs it with his index finger and thumb before pulling out a long string from his mouth, "What's this?'' he asked.
"A sausage's string.'' Cody answered, "I stole one today.'' he admitted nervously as Double D smacked the string on his face.
"Ah! Then you took my sausages!" Kevin exclaimed angrily, "When I get my hands on you!" he threatened but Double pushed him back.
"Okay! We need to resort to any unnecessary violence!" Double D stated before turning to Cody, "Cody! Go and pay them back for all of the trouble you cost!" he ordered.
"Okay!" Cody replied, "How much?" he asked.
"30 Yen!" Kevin demanded.
"20 Yen!" Jonny followed.
"5 Yen!" Dave finished.
"Fine! A total of 55 Yen! Get the money then from Double D because his paying it for me!" Cody declared before making a run for it.
"What? No! Get back here this instant, Cody!" Double D shouted angrily at Cody whom responded by giving him a flying kiss before running away.
Double D rubs his temple in annoyance and frustration as Kevin got in front of him, "So Double D... when are you gonna pay?'' he asked, the beanie-wearing boy responded by slapping him on the face, the impact of his slap caused Kevin's face to land on Jonny's face making them kiss each other by accident as Double D sourly enters the retro van.
"Problem solved?'' Eddy asked with an amuse face while Ed and Rolf sat on the water bed from the back.
Double D scoffed, "Hardly.'' he replied as he bitterly started the engine before driving away leaving Kevin and Jonny spitting and wiping their mouths while Dave looks at them.
Later, after a minute of driving, the retro van arrived in Seiou Academy as Eddy, Ed and Rolf got off the van.
"I'm going to park my van in the parking area, so I'll you fellows later." Double D said before driving away.
"Welp! I know you guys had clubs to attend first, so I'll see you later in class." Eddy stated.
"Bye-bye Eddy!" Ed exclaimed with a smile and a wave.
"See ya in class, Shortstack Ed-boy, yes.'' Rolf said.
And with that, the three separate ways with Eddy walking towards the front entrance. As Eddy was looking at his phone, a girl then ran past him.
"Good morning, McGee-san!" the girl greeted. The girl had a shoulder-length brown hair and light-brown eyes, she is currently wearing a blue sailor uniform over a white blouse and blue ribbon, blue plaid skirt, dark high socks and black shoes. This is Kokomi Shiina, the ace of the gymnastics club.
"Morning Shiina.'' Eddy greeted back, "Morning practice?'' he asked.
"Hai! I need to get ready for the preliminaries for the tournament.'' Kokomi replied.
"Well, good luck." Eddy said with a thumbs-up.
"Thank you." Kokomi replied as she made her way to the gymnastics room.
Eddy chuckled, "That girl is going to be big.'' he claimed as he got inside the front entrance. He then got in front of his and took out his shoes, after changing shoes he turns around to see a depressed looking boy, "Hey Cameron." he greeted.
The boy named Cameron Corduroy Wilkins turns to him, "Oh hey, Eddy.'' he greeted back. Cameron had a dark complexion with brown buzzcut hair, dark eyes and wears dark thicked glasses. He is wearing the standard Seiou Academy male uniform.
"How's my little tax shelter this morning?'' Eddy asked.
"Everything is shipshape.'' Cameron replied.
"Don't hold out on to me. What's happening?" Eddy asked.
Cameron sighed, "Well... it's just I'm trying to this new voice-mailing dating thing. And, like, no one's even left me a message, and it's been two months.'' he explained.
Eddy was surprised but quickly composed himself, "Don't worry, there's someone out there for everybody.'' he reassured.
"Really?" Cameron asked.
"Absolutely. In some cases, there's two somebodies for one person. I like to call that "jackpot"." Eddy said before looking at his phone, "I'll see you later, dater." he said as he walks away.
Cameron smiled, "See ya, Eddy.'' he said before walking away to a different direction. Unbeknownst to Cameron, a girl with short teal hair overheard their conversation, the said girl would watch Cameron walk away.
As Eddy reached the second floor, he was greeted by another boy.
"Hey Eddy!" the boy greeted.
"Hey Tyler!" Eddy greeted back.
The boy named Tyler Oldring is a tall young man with a short brown hair wrapped by a red headband and brown eyes. He is wearing the standard Seiou Academy male uniform.
"I'm wailing on my glutes.'' Tyler exclaimed as he walks along with Eddy.
"Sounds great.'' Eddy replied.
"I'm gonna shock the biceps later, then some cardio. Keep the body guessing.'' Tyler stated.
"I like to keep my body guessing." Eddy said in agreement.
"Sure, though, I wanna asking you something." Tyler said, "Did you catch the game last night?'' he asked.
"Can I say yes?'' Eddy asked back.
"Amateur Curling Championship in ESPN!" Tyler exclaimed.
"I had no idea." Eddy replied.
"You missed a doozy. Really great stuff.'' Tyler claimed.
"I feel dumb for asking, but how did you hear about it?'' Eddy asked.
Tyler then showed him a magazine, "OSQ, Obscure Sports Quarterly.'' he replied.
"Of course, the OSQ.'' Eddy said looking at the magazine that says "Midget Tossing".
"Been reading that for a while now, you know, for the chicks." Tyler admitted.
"Well... I hope everything goes well for you." Eddy said.
"Thanks! Well I see you later.'' Tyler said before entering his designated classroom.
"If you wanna drop by the gym after school, just inform me.'' Eddy called.
"Sure!" Tyler replied.
Eddy finally arrived at his designated classroom but before he could enter, another person called him.
"McGee-san." a girl called stopping his tracks.
"Yeah... um... Kiryuu, was it?!" Eddy replied guessing the girl's last name.
"Noriko Kiryuu.'' the girl introduced herself. Noriko had a long teal hair, cerulean eyes and wears red rimmed glasses, she is currently wearing the standard Seiou Academy female school uniform but she wears a gray pantyhose.
"Okay, so what do ya want from me?'' Eddy asked when his eyes widen, "Nope! I didn't do anything this time, I swear." he exclaimed.
Noriko sighed, "Calm down, despite you're reputation as a troublemaker, you didn't do anything.'' she reassured, "I'm just here to ask if Vincent-san is here.'' she said.
"Nope, Sockhead went to park his retro van in the parking area." Eddy replied, "But I know Sockhead, he'll be heading at the Student Council first before getting in class.'' he said.
"I see." Noriko replied.
"And oh... please tell that damn president of yours to cut Double D some slack, he is already in a bad mood and don't wanna rile him up further with her antics.'' Eddy reminded.
Noriko sighed, "Let me guess... Cody did something again?'' she guessed earning a nod from Eddy, "I'll keep that in my mind. I'll see you then.'' she said before walking away however she turn back at Eddy, "And please avoid getting into trouble for now on.'' she reminded.
Eddy scoffed, "No promises." he replied before entering the classroom.
As he walks inside he comes across a girl whom is juggling four balls, "Hey, McGee! Welcome back!" the girl greeted. The girl had shoulder-length orange hair which is tied in two short twintails by pink ribbons and had blue eyes. She is currently wearing the standard Seiou Academy female school uniform but she wears a dark high-knee boots. This is Emi Sagara, a member of the Street Performance Study.
"Sup Sagara!" Eddy greeted back, "Keep up the good show.'' he said.
"Hai!" Emi replied.
Eddy then got on his seat right next to the window, placing his bag on the side and took out his phone and began to play the voice messages.
"Hello Mister McGee! This is Aoi Yamada from Wagnaria. We've been trying to reached you but you're phone is always off. We're here to inform you that you have been banned for at least two months from our restaurant after the brawl you caused the other day. Thank you have a nice day."
Anyone who was within range of the voice call was left baffled from what they heard but Eddy shrugs off the message as he took out a bottle of Pocari Sweat as another message was played out.
"This Wataru Tachibana from Rental Video V Tachibana. The following DVDs are now overdue. Drunken Hussies, Backdoor Patrol and Bitch Filled Planet. Thank you.
Emi drops her balls from shock of what she just heard as Eddy drank his bottled drink.
"Hey you punk! Listen here and listen well! I, Yabuta, the boss of Tachikawa High School is coming after you! Don't you ever think that you're safe! I'm gonna make you pay for humiliating in front of those girls from Fujisaki Girls Academy! Better pray now because I'm going to kill you!"
Without a doubt, the last message got everyone unnerved... well except for Eddy whom casually turn off his phone before placing it inside his bag.
"McGee-san!" a voice called.
Eddy looks up to see a girl standing next to him with a stern look, "Sup, Saeki.'' he greeted.
Marika Saeki is a slightly small girl with a long curly, brownish-orange hair with yellow bow on top and had blue-green eyes. She is wearing the standard Seiou Academy female school uniform but wears black high socks.
Marika sighed, "McGee... do you really need to play those voice messages out loud?" she asked.
"Well... I forgot to listen to it back at the dorm, so I decided to do it here." Eddy replied with a relaxed smile.
"Honestly... can you at least be responsible with your actions, from what I heard you've been causing a lot of trouble this days, more than usual. If this keeps up, you're not just gonna get suspended but probably get expelled!" Marika stated.
"Don't worry. From the last fiasco, I think I just learn my lesson.'' Eddy said, which in truth, he doesn't.
Marika sighed, "I hope so McGee, I hope so.'' she said before going to her seat.
Eddy chuckled, "What a nice girl, she's nothing like Sarah or those Kankers.'' he said before looking out at the window, "Yup! This is my story...'' he started, "... and many more to come.'' he said with a grin.
And that's that! So? Do you like the first chapter? I hope you do. Anyway, I managed to introduce the boys along with several girls, and while pairings is still undecided, I made a few hints in this chapter. If you're wondering where's Duncan, Taro, Alejandro and the other mentioned from the top A/N, don't worry they'll make an appearance soon. And if you're wondering if Jimmy is a part of this, then yes he is as a first year student, I needed a younger male character to interact with the first year girls and to get Jimmy away from Sarah for the time-being.
Anyway, now that I'm done with this, time to work on the next chapter of Of Eds and Music - Rainbow Rocks. Look forward for it.