A/N: Hey, Alice and Gabriella here! We started this strange, hopefully humorous fanfic because we were very bored one day... It makes fun of all the clichés and crossovers that you find in the fanfic universe. Not that we don't like said stories, but... you get the idea. This may seem completely stupid, and though it may be it's purely meant to entertain. And trust me, it'll all get better than this prologue is. XD
Um... well, it also makes fun of Johnny Depp and Amy Lee, who are real (and awesome) people. We mean no offense to either of them. We do, however, mean offense to Robert Pattinson. Joking, joking...
Note: Though the prologue is in more of a screen-play format, the other chapters will be in a story format. Just a heads-up.
Disclaimer: We don't own Twilight, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Chronicles of Narnia, any Johnny Depp movie, or Harry Potter. We also don't own Evanescence, Sims 2, or anything else we may mention in this fanfic (nor any of the characters/people involved in any of these). At least, we don't own them yet. XD
Prologue
Alice: In a world where grown adults pee themselves when you don't click on the toilet, vampires reside in bars, and death tokens kill people, can six very different—and very out of character—Sims keep their sanity while battling the dreaded and clichéd plot-which-must-not-be-named?
(Bella:cough, cough CROSSOVER cough, cough)
Johnny Depp: I rather doubt it.
Alice: It may seem as though we're trying too hard to be funny. But aren't we all?
(Will Turner, screaming like a little girl in a horror movie about to get eaten by giant mutant spiders: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!)