Authors Intro: Welcome one and all to animeniac9's first fanfic! Anyway
this is my first fic so go easy on me, but all types of reviews are
welcome, so be honest otherwise I'll never know what to write. This is a
teen titans fic, which is a parody of one of my favorite spongebob episodes
"Clams". It follows the same basic plot and dialogue of the original
episode, and those of you who have seen the episode will most likely
recognize it and those of you who haven't, this makes for a pretty funny
story anyway. I'd also like to say that I am a part-time R/BB fan and all
for them getting together. Unfortunately, there will be little or no R/BB
relationship development in this fic, but there will definitely be more in
some of my future fics. That's all I've got to say, so I hope you all
enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans or Spongebob Squarepants or any of that good stuff yadda yadda yadda.
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It was a typical day at the Titans Tower. The sun was shining, there was no sign of villainy in city today, and the titans were doing spring-cleaning. Robin and Starfire were cleaning up in the kitchen and Cyborg, Beast Boy and Raven were busy cleaning the main living room. While Raven was vacuuming the couch with a dust-buster, Beast Boy was dusting the other furniture and Cyborg was organizing the gamestation and the gamestations games.
"Glorious it is, this cleaning of the springtime, as we wipe away all the smelly intoxicating dirtiness of the tower and make it look shiny and new" Starfire said enthusiastically.
"Yeah it is fun isn't it" Robin said agreeing with his friend.
"Well that depends on what you mean by fun...Achoo!" Beast Boy said not as excited about it as his fellow titans, as he sneezed due to the airborne dust.
"Beast Boy, can you give me a hand over here?" asked Raven, as she needed to get under the couch to vacuum.
"Yeah Sure thing Rae" he answered as he put down is feather duster and walked over to Raven.
"Just lift up the couch so I can vacuum under it o.k." Raven requested.
"No prob" Beast Boy said as he quickly transformed into a gorilla and began to lift the large piece of furniture.
As Raven began to vacuum it wasn't long before something caught her eye. It appeared to be a single card with a picture of meteors on it. She finished vacuuming and quickly grabbed the card before telling Beast Boy to let go.
Raven, unable to recognize it queried, "Beast Boy do you know what this is?" as Beast Boy walked over to examine the card.
Beast Boy promptly looked at the card and immediately recognized it. "Whoa Dude! Raven this the super rare, one in a million, meteor trading card!"
Suddenly, Cyborg stopped everything he was doing, with an incredibly shocked expression on his face and, as if from out nowhere, ran past Raven and Beast Boy and snatched the card out of Raven's hand.
"WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! !" the mechanical titan yelled, while running and bouncing around the living room, while Raven and Beast Boy just stood with the most bewildered look on their faces.
Robin and Starfire quickly came into the living room, after hearing the noise. "What's going on?" asked the boy wonder
"Something stupid, I'm sure," replied Raven.
Cyborg finally stopped bouncing around the room to pull himself together, but was still full of energy.
"Cyborg, what is wrong?" Starfire asked her fellow titan.
"Nothing!" Cyborg reassured his teammate, and then turned to Beast Boy and Raven. "Rae, B.B. do you know what this is?!!!" he asked excitedly.
"A dirty old trading card?" Raven guessed sarcastically.
"No, come on weren't you paying attention? Like Beast Boy said, it's is the super rare, one in a million, meteor card, that defeats all others!" Cyborg responded.
"Oh yeah, that old thing" said Raven in realization.
"Oh man, I lost this thing weeks ago, I must have looked through everywhere square inch of this tower for it, I thought I'd never see it again, but now I finally got it back!" Cyborg cried out in happiness. "Well, I can't tell you guys enough how thankful I am for you two finding it, so to show my gratitude and to commemorate this occasion I'm gonna take both of ya'll out on a daytrip" proclaimed Cyborg.
"Really? Where are we going Cyborg, the Dark Poets Society Club?" wondered Raven.
"Nope" Cyborg answered.
"The Jump City National Zoo?" queried Beast Boy.
"Try again" Cyborg replied.
"Oh oh, or is it the new Mondoland Amusement Park, with The Annihilator, the largest roller coaster ever invented?" Beast Boy and Raven said in unison.
"Better than that" said Cyborg.
Cyborg, Raven and Beast Boy were now aboard a moderately sized fishing, donned in yellow raincoats, and carrying fishing poles. Cyborg and Beast Boy were smiling while Raven had a disappointed and irritated look on her face.
"A fishing trip? This is the reward we get for finding your card, a fishing trip?" Raven said sounding annoyed.
"Aw c'mon Rae, think about it, three friends, in a boat, off the ocean coast, away from the action of the big city, with nothing to do all day except relax, catch a couple of fish and then throw them back, don't you think that's fun?" Cyborg said in an attempt to reassure his friend.
"No" Raven replied after a brief pause. She then walked over to a beach chair, removing her raincoat, revealing her normal outfit, and sat down. "And to think I could be at the Poetry Club right now" she said in disappointment, as she began to read a book.
Beast Boy walked over to Raven, now with his raincoat also removed. "Hey Rae, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?" Beast Boy asked innocently.
"How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you" answered Raven, pointing to a spot on the ship.
"Heh heh heh, very funny" said Beast Boy as he walked over to where Raven had pointed.
Beast Boy began to cast out while Raven read her book. As he cast his fishing rod the line swung back and the hook latched onto Ravens book. The book then flew out of Ravens hands as Beast Boy flung the fishing line forward. The book soon unlatched from the hook and fell into the water.
"Beast Boy what are you doing? You just..." Raven said before she was cut off as Beast Boys lines hook latched onto the end table beside Ravens chair. "Beast Boy you..." she said before the hook came back again and latched onto Ravens chair. "Beast Boy, stop it right now or else I'll..." she yelled as she was once again cut off, this time by the hook latching onto the front of her cloak on her chest. She was then flung forward in the air, passed over Beast Boy and landed in the ocean, with the hook still attached to her clothing.
Realizing what happened, Beast Boy quickly reeled in his fishing rod to pull Raven back up. Beast Boy finished reeling her in, with her dangling from the fishing rod, she was soaking wet and had a very angry look on her face. "Heh heh first catch of the day huh?" he said lamely in an attempt to ease his tense friend. "Uh, I'll let you go now" he said realizing it was having to visible effect and at the risk of Raven tearing him to shreds, as he let her down.
Raven walked over to Cyborg who was now also out of his raincoat and steering the ship. "All right, I'm ready to go now" she said still soaking wet.
"Ha ha ha ha, aw ya need ta lighten up Rae, sure maybe Beast Boys a bit overzealous, but ya gotta remember the most important rules of fishing, bring only the essentials and don't bring anything on board that you're not prepared to lose" Cyborg explained to his fellow teammate as Beast Boy continued casting. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...huh?" he continued laughing until Beast Boys hook latched onto Cyborg's meteor card which was placed on the counter next to the steering wheel. The hook with the card still attached landed in the water. "Beast Boy ya hooked my meteor card! Reel it in right now!" he yelled in distress. Beast Boy began reeling in his line as fast as he could. "Beast Boy reel it in quick before a fish gets it, now, come on, reel it in, reel it in, reel it in..." he continued to yell as the tension grew higher and higher aboard the boat.
"Cyborg its already reeled in" Beast Boy assured his friend with the line pulled in and the card within reaching distance.
"Ah hah! Ah yeah man I got it!" Cyborg cried out as removed the card from the hook and held it up in the air. Just then the water on the side of the boat began to bubble and a giant great white shark jumped out of the water, over the boat, snatched Cyborg's meteor card out of his hand, and landed back in the water on the other side of the boat. Cyborg's eyes swelled up with tears realizing what had just occurred and began to cry uncontrollably.
"Oh great what happened now?" Raven asked as she walked over to her friends.
"Aw Raven you're never gonna believe it, I great white shark just ate my meteor card!" Cyborg exclaimed, still sobbing hysterically.
"Wow, I've never seen Cyborg so broken up" Beast Boy said to his female teammate.
"Oh please, he's such a drama queen" Raven replied nonchalantly, Cyborg still crying. "Come on Cyborg drop the act" Raven said to her distressed teammate. "For petes sake Cyborg, suck it up" Raven said, Cyborg still weeping. "Cyborg..." she said, having no effect. "Cyborg..." she said again still having no effect. "Cyborg..." she said, he still continued to cry. "All right fine Cyborg we'll help you find your card" she said giving in to Cyborg's emotions.
"You will?!" said Cyborg asked suddenly in a state of happiness and relief. "All right!" he said as he ran off to another part of the boat and soon returned with a large amount of fishing equipment. "This is where fishing gets serious," the cybernetic teen proclaimed with a stern look in his eye.
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Authors Note: Well that's it for the first chapter. How did ya like it please review so I know what to and what not to right. By the way if there are any plot-holes, or changes in a persons character, or anything like that, that you find, that's probably due to the fact that I followed pretty much the exact same storyline as the spongebob episode. So anyway I should have the next chapter up soon and it will most likely be the conclusion (yes it's just a two-parter).
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans or Spongebob Squarepants or any of that good stuff yadda yadda yadda.
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It was a typical day at the Titans Tower. The sun was shining, there was no sign of villainy in city today, and the titans were doing spring-cleaning. Robin and Starfire were cleaning up in the kitchen and Cyborg, Beast Boy and Raven were busy cleaning the main living room. While Raven was vacuuming the couch with a dust-buster, Beast Boy was dusting the other furniture and Cyborg was organizing the gamestation and the gamestations games.
"Glorious it is, this cleaning of the springtime, as we wipe away all the smelly intoxicating dirtiness of the tower and make it look shiny and new" Starfire said enthusiastically.
"Yeah it is fun isn't it" Robin said agreeing with his friend.
"Well that depends on what you mean by fun...Achoo!" Beast Boy said not as excited about it as his fellow titans, as he sneezed due to the airborne dust.
"Beast Boy, can you give me a hand over here?" asked Raven, as she needed to get under the couch to vacuum.
"Yeah Sure thing Rae" he answered as he put down is feather duster and walked over to Raven.
"Just lift up the couch so I can vacuum under it o.k." Raven requested.
"No prob" Beast Boy said as he quickly transformed into a gorilla and began to lift the large piece of furniture.
As Raven began to vacuum it wasn't long before something caught her eye. It appeared to be a single card with a picture of meteors on it. She finished vacuuming and quickly grabbed the card before telling Beast Boy to let go.
Raven, unable to recognize it queried, "Beast Boy do you know what this is?" as Beast Boy walked over to examine the card.
Beast Boy promptly looked at the card and immediately recognized it. "Whoa Dude! Raven this the super rare, one in a million, meteor trading card!"
Suddenly, Cyborg stopped everything he was doing, with an incredibly shocked expression on his face and, as if from out nowhere, ran past Raven and Beast Boy and snatched the card out of Raven's hand.
"WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! !" the mechanical titan yelled, while running and bouncing around the living room, while Raven and Beast Boy just stood with the most bewildered look on their faces.
Robin and Starfire quickly came into the living room, after hearing the noise. "What's going on?" asked the boy wonder
"Something stupid, I'm sure," replied Raven.
Cyborg finally stopped bouncing around the room to pull himself together, but was still full of energy.
"Cyborg, what is wrong?" Starfire asked her fellow titan.
"Nothing!" Cyborg reassured his teammate, and then turned to Beast Boy and Raven. "Rae, B.B. do you know what this is?!!!" he asked excitedly.
"A dirty old trading card?" Raven guessed sarcastically.
"No, come on weren't you paying attention? Like Beast Boy said, it's is the super rare, one in a million, meteor card, that defeats all others!" Cyborg responded.
"Oh yeah, that old thing" said Raven in realization.
"Oh man, I lost this thing weeks ago, I must have looked through everywhere square inch of this tower for it, I thought I'd never see it again, but now I finally got it back!" Cyborg cried out in happiness. "Well, I can't tell you guys enough how thankful I am for you two finding it, so to show my gratitude and to commemorate this occasion I'm gonna take both of ya'll out on a daytrip" proclaimed Cyborg.
"Really? Where are we going Cyborg, the Dark Poets Society Club?" wondered Raven.
"Nope" Cyborg answered.
"The Jump City National Zoo?" queried Beast Boy.
"Try again" Cyborg replied.
"Oh oh, or is it the new Mondoland Amusement Park, with The Annihilator, the largest roller coaster ever invented?" Beast Boy and Raven said in unison.
"Better than that" said Cyborg.
Cyborg, Raven and Beast Boy were now aboard a moderately sized fishing, donned in yellow raincoats, and carrying fishing poles. Cyborg and Beast Boy were smiling while Raven had a disappointed and irritated look on her face.
"A fishing trip? This is the reward we get for finding your card, a fishing trip?" Raven said sounding annoyed.
"Aw c'mon Rae, think about it, three friends, in a boat, off the ocean coast, away from the action of the big city, with nothing to do all day except relax, catch a couple of fish and then throw them back, don't you think that's fun?" Cyborg said in an attempt to reassure his friend.
"No" Raven replied after a brief pause. She then walked over to a beach chair, removing her raincoat, revealing her normal outfit, and sat down. "And to think I could be at the Poetry Club right now" she said in disappointment, as she began to read a book.
Beast Boy walked over to Raven, now with his raincoat also removed. "Hey Rae, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?" Beast Boy asked innocently.
"How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you" answered Raven, pointing to a spot on the ship.
"Heh heh heh, very funny" said Beast Boy as he walked over to where Raven had pointed.
Beast Boy began to cast out while Raven read her book. As he cast his fishing rod the line swung back and the hook latched onto Ravens book. The book then flew out of Ravens hands as Beast Boy flung the fishing line forward. The book soon unlatched from the hook and fell into the water.
"Beast Boy what are you doing? You just..." Raven said before she was cut off as Beast Boys lines hook latched onto the end table beside Ravens chair. "Beast Boy you..." she said before the hook came back again and latched onto Ravens chair. "Beast Boy, stop it right now or else I'll..." she yelled as she was once again cut off, this time by the hook latching onto the front of her cloak on her chest. She was then flung forward in the air, passed over Beast Boy and landed in the ocean, with the hook still attached to her clothing.
Realizing what happened, Beast Boy quickly reeled in his fishing rod to pull Raven back up. Beast Boy finished reeling her in, with her dangling from the fishing rod, she was soaking wet and had a very angry look on her face. "Heh heh first catch of the day huh?" he said lamely in an attempt to ease his tense friend. "Uh, I'll let you go now" he said realizing it was having to visible effect and at the risk of Raven tearing him to shreds, as he let her down.
Raven walked over to Cyborg who was now also out of his raincoat and steering the ship. "All right, I'm ready to go now" she said still soaking wet.
"Ha ha ha ha, aw ya need ta lighten up Rae, sure maybe Beast Boys a bit overzealous, but ya gotta remember the most important rules of fishing, bring only the essentials and don't bring anything on board that you're not prepared to lose" Cyborg explained to his fellow teammate as Beast Boy continued casting. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...huh?" he continued laughing until Beast Boys hook latched onto Cyborg's meteor card which was placed on the counter next to the steering wheel. The hook with the card still attached landed in the water. "Beast Boy ya hooked my meteor card! Reel it in right now!" he yelled in distress. Beast Boy began reeling in his line as fast as he could. "Beast Boy reel it in quick before a fish gets it, now, come on, reel it in, reel it in, reel it in..." he continued to yell as the tension grew higher and higher aboard the boat.
"Cyborg its already reeled in" Beast Boy assured his friend with the line pulled in and the card within reaching distance.
"Ah hah! Ah yeah man I got it!" Cyborg cried out as removed the card from the hook and held it up in the air. Just then the water on the side of the boat began to bubble and a giant great white shark jumped out of the water, over the boat, snatched Cyborg's meteor card out of his hand, and landed back in the water on the other side of the boat. Cyborg's eyes swelled up with tears realizing what had just occurred and began to cry uncontrollably.
"Oh great what happened now?" Raven asked as she walked over to her friends.
"Aw Raven you're never gonna believe it, I great white shark just ate my meteor card!" Cyborg exclaimed, still sobbing hysterically.
"Wow, I've never seen Cyborg so broken up" Beast Boy said to his female teammate.
"Oh please, he's such a drama queen" Raven replied nonchalantly, Cyborg still crying. "Come on Cyborg drop the act" Raven said to her distressed teammate. "For petes sake Cyborg, suck it up" Raven said, Cyborg still weeping. "Cyborg..." she said, having no effect. "Cyborg..." she said again still having no effect. "Cyborg..." she said, he still continued to cry. "All right fine Cyborg we'll help you find your card" she said giving in to Cyborg's emotions.
"You will?!" said Cyborg asked suddenly in a state of happiness and relief. "All right!" he said as he ran off to another part of the boat and soon returned with a large amount of fishing equipment. "This is where fishing gets serious," the cybernetic teen proclaimed with a stern look in his eye.
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Authors Note: Well that's it for the first chapter. How did ya like it please review so I know what to and what not to right. By the way if there are any plot-holes, or changes in a persons character, or anything like that, that you find, that's probably due to the fact that I followed pretty much the exact same storyline as the spongebob episode. So anyway I should have the next chapter up soon and it will most likely be the conclusion (yes it's just a two-parter).