^^----^^ See that? that means JD is having one of his inner dialogue things. **----**And that one? That's when he zones out and goes into the scary depths of his imagenation.

got it?

Good.

Now read the fic :)

PS I'm to lazy to put alot of effort into this fic, sorry, so it's going to be in script form. I might change it later. BR ****

JD was sleeping in a desk chair behind the emergency room counter, he hadn't gotten very much slep, his interns were being transferred so he hadn't had very much help in the past week.

Dr. Cox: WAKE UP!

JD jumped a little then rubbed the sleep out of his eyes.

Dr. Cox: Good morning Leslie, Boy do I have some good news for you!

JD scratched his head.

**Dr. Cox crowned JD king of the world, the sports illustrated swimsuit team sat around him in his all new thrown, the all leather office chair Dr. Cox had been hoarding. Dr. Cox began to kiss the giant ruby's and diamond on JDs fingers as JD let out an insane laugh**

Back in reality Dr. Cox was snapping his fingers infront of Leslies- Err.. JD's face trying to snap him out of it.

JD: Uh... Yeah? Good news?

Dr. Cox: You'll be getting your new internerns after lunch today, Elliotte is going to help you show them the ropes.

JD frowned.

JD: Elliotte doesn't have to help, I've been working here for a while now...

Dr. Cox: Well Josie, To be honest, I Just want to embarress you every chance I get. You'd think You would know that by now!

**JD was waving his arms around hysterically and trying to shout out to Dr. Cox for help, But No one could hear, seeing as though JD was only 2 inches tall, Finally the Janitor came and saw him, JD screamed

"HELP ME!"

The janitor smiled and laughed like a mad man.

"WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN THE FLOOR NOW? OK!"

JD was mopped away**

JD: ...Well then... I better check to see what my rounds are today...

JD walked down the hall to a small chart that had 'JD' crossed out and 'Cristy' written over top of it. He was supposed to take his interns to go check on two cancer patients, a car accident victim, and little boy who was playing with fire crackers. Nothing too hard. JD sat down to lunch with Elliotte.

JD: So, You know you don't have to help out if you want today. That is, if you're too busy or you have something else to do... or whatever...

Elliotte: JD, that's so sweet of you to offer, but I actually have nothing to do, so I'd realy like to!

JD finished his lunch and then got his charts together, he waited outside the emergency room entrance with Elliotte for the new interns to arrive. There werefour of them ariving, but only 3 were there, 2 guys and one girl were waiting for thier friend.

JD: Where the hell is this guy? He's already 15 minutes late!

Elliotte: actualy it's a girl, and there she is.

JD looked over and saw a tall brunette with short hair walking towards him.

** On her way over to meet with the other interns her scrubs fell off, revealing a tight nurse outfit, she snatched an IV pole from an old man with a cane, leaving him to fall on the ground, while she danced around the pole**

Elliotte was in the middle of trying to introduce JD to the young woman when she noticed that JD was looking a foot lower than he should have been.

Elliotte: JD?

JD: mmbfga? I mean, yes Elliotte?

Elliotte: As I was saying, this is Terra.

JD was about to introduce himself and shake her hand when Dr. Cox swooped in and pushed JD out of the way.

Dr. Cox: Well hello there! Is Cindy here bothering you? He has a tendancy to stalk new attractive interns, I'd watch out for him.

**JD was going to sweep Terra off her feet when Dr. Cox came and kicked him in the groin. Terra and Dr. Cox, who had instantly grown a swirly mustache, ran off together**

JD mouthed 'that's not true' to Terra.

Terra: You mean your names not Cindy, or that you arn't a stalker.

JD: The second one, I MEAN BOTH!

JD scowled at Dr. Cox.

Dr. Cox: Until we meet again beautiful.

Terra smiled and waved.

Elliotte: Well JD why don't you take Cynthia and Thomas, and I'll take Terra and John, we can do this faster if we split up into two groups.

JD: Well why don't YOU take Cynthia and Thomas, and I'll show Terra around... I mean Terra and John.

Elliotte: Whatever Cindy.

JD Turned to Terra and propped himself up against the wall.

JD: So you want to be a doctor?

Terra: yeah, I know this sounds kind of stupid but I see being a nurse or doctor sort of like being a superhero.

^^Life is good, Life is really really good^^

JD: that's not stupid, that's how I see it too!

John cleared his throat to signal that he was still there.

JD: Well I gues we had better get off to rounds.

John: So what's first Cindy?

JD turned around and punched John in the face, with his eyes of course.

JD: If you ever in the future want to be made fun of because you're a male nurse I suggest you cut that out.

John Gulped. JD Gave him an evil nod.

JD: Anyways, so first up we have Maria Sung, she's been recently diagnosed with throat cancer, talk to her, but dont expect to understand what she says back to you, just smile and nodd.

THREE HOURS LATER.

JD met up with Elliotte and the other interns.

Elliotte: So did you guys have fun today?

The interns groaned.

Elliotte: Well expect a LOT more days like that ok?

JD: Yeah and also, you know, you can ask me any questions, or for help or anything, but you'll mostly just be folowing me around for a few weeks.

The interns all went to the cubby room to get their binders, they had to write all of the things they learned today down after all. JD chased after them.

JD: wait I forgot to ask you something.

They all turned around.

JD: not you, Terra.

John, Thomas and Cynthia turned around dispointed.

Terra: Yeah?

JD: Would you like to go get a drink with me or something?

Terra: Tonight?

JD nodded.

JD: Or tomorrow, whatever works for you.

Terra laughed a little.

Terra: Yeah sure I'd love to, Tonights good, when and where?

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BOOOOOOYA! CH. 1 is DONE! stay tooned kiddies.