What if Hisoka's will and Nen reincarnated into Uzumaki Naruto instead of Asura? How will the storyline change with a Naruto who is entirely self-serving, self-absorbed, and selfish and will do whatever he likes as long as it pleases him in some way, a Naruto who like spilling the blood of powerful fighters in combat instead of helping others and befriend his enemies like in Canon?
Rules:
1- No cliches, characters bashing,Civilian council having power, Naruto use Mask to hide his power and overbearing unrealistic fangirls, Kyuubi helps Naruto for stupid reasons...
2- Red-haired Naruto
3- Naruto must not chases after Sakura or Sasuke like in Canon, you can put him into a different Team...
4- Bungee Gum: Naruto must use Hisoka abilities, you can make it that the Nen merged with the Uzumaki's chakra to give Naruto a new ability to use with his chakra similar to how his mother use her chakra to creat chains.
5- Naruto must use playing cards as a weapon similar to Hisoka(can add wind to it).
Optional:
1- Naruto leaves the village at some point.
2- Naruto use his mother's chains and not only the the Bungee Gum.
3- If he uses chains Naruto recreate some of Kurapika abilities.
4- Naruto born with the star and the teardrop marks on his face instead of the whisker marks.
If anyone is interested in writing this story idea please tell me so i can post an Announcement on who adopted this and what the title of the story is.