~lily 4 James?~
~chapter 1~
A/N this is our first fic so please be nice when you reveiw!!!!!!!! (WE Know this is kinda weird but we were very bored so we wrote it in a chemistry lesson or we started it in one!!!!!!!!)
Disclaimer: IF you don't recgonise it its ours if you do then it's J.Ks got it!!!!!!!!
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Lily Evans sat on her bed looking about her room at all the cases. Tommorow she would be leaving on the train back to Hogwarts. this was good in some ways, she would be seeing her best friends: Sass, Flicy, Sirius and Remus but on the other hand there was that peverted creep James Potter and rat bastered Wormtail.
"Lily...Lily' it was Petunia.
"for Christs sake what now?" Lily screamed down to her.
"COME HERE NOW, Lily," said Petunia and started having hysterics on the floor. Lily grinned she knew the only thing that could make Petunia like this was magic, but when she saw James Potter, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin standing there covered in soot by the fire place she ran out screaming.
"She semed happy to see us" remarked James.
"well I supose thats one way of putting it" said Remus
"or it could be that she has gone totally and utterly, absoulutly mad" said Sirius.
"what she wasn't that before???" asked James.
"we all know you fancy her really !!" said Remus, grinning this would have started world war three if at that moment lily hadn't come back into the room.
"you prat you bastard you f***ing you..you...you pervertised creep!!!" lily was red in the face from shouting.
"oh..kay" said Sirius.
"shit" said James.
"wow" said Remus.
Lily seemed to have regained composure and asked, "Why the hell are you here??"
"We were missing you sooooooooo much" said James sarcastically.
"Oh please James," said Sirius "we only wanted fish and chips." he said to Lily.
"Oh is that all?" said Lily the colour rising to her cheeks, "Well if you must know we just finished lunch...... but there is a chippy just down the street". She added brightly. Just then Lily realised that she had been looking at James for a little too long. She shook her head and said out loud, "STOP IT" then she thought YOU LIKE SIRIUS NOT JAMES!!!!!!!! It was a common known fact that she liked Sirius. She looked up and saw the boys looking at her strangely.
"Barking" said Remus quietly.
"absoultly crazy" said Sirius.
"Lost it" said James. Lily went bright red. (if it was possible to go reder than she all ready was).
"Oh Lily" called Petunia in a sing-song voice. she seemed to have recovered, "I'll just be telling Mum that there are 3 boys in our fire place."
"Quick" said Lily, "lets go" she would not be wanting to hang around the house at that particular moment. She hadn`t planned to stay at the house anyway though because, a) Petunia had invited her new boy friend over. His name was Vernon Dursley he was fat like a pig and neckless and a moustache that practicly covered his whole face. And b) Even though she hated James she prefered him to Vernon Dursley she might even have prefered Severus Snape.
When they got to the chippy Sirius ordered every thing he could carry while every one else just ordered the Norm (Fish and chips surprisingly!!!).
After they had gone Lily went and sat on her bed again. She started thinking to her surprise about James she shook her head trying to get him out of her head but try as she might she couldn't get his untidy black hair or his soft brown eyes eyes out of her head. She shook her head one more time and went to sleep.
The next morning she woke up feeling excited but she couldn't remember why. Then she remebered today would be the beginning of her fith year at Hogwarts!! She would be seeing all her friends very soon. Her mum shouted up, "Lily we have to go soon, hurry up."
"Coming mum, just a minute." She yelled back as she sealed the cursed letter she was about to send to James which said:
'I hope you like Pink 'cos I ran out of everything else HA HA HA
miss you (not)
Lily'
This letter was going to give James some very painful pink boils!! she tied it to her owl, Penny and ran down stairs for a quick bowl of cereal before running to the car. Soon they were well on their way to kings cross station. When they finally got there, Lily jumped on the train and stuffed all her stuff into a compartment somewhere near the back, when out of the window she saw her best friends, Sass and Flicy chattering excitedly together.
She opened the window and yelled to them, "You two get in here now or else!!!!!!!" they looked up and said, "Could have guessed!!" and ran abord the train and into the compartment. A few minutes later all three of them heard James, Sirius and Remus coming up the cariage Remus and Sirius laughing hysterically and James swearing at the top of his voice "oh I'll get her the f****** B****!!!!!"
"Uh oh... Got to go" said Lily quickly and ran out of the cariage James followed in hot persuit but Remus and Sirius flopped down beside the girls Sass asked, "What was that all about??????"
"Oh Lily sent James one of her famous 'cursed' letters but aparently she er.. 'ran out' of manly colours so she had do use-" here he broke down and Remus tried to continue with out much success "WHAT HAPPEND??????" screamed Flicy "OK..ok" said sirius breathing hard "she used.. she used... PINK!!!!!!"
"AH" said Sass at that moment James and Lily burst in but this time it was James who was laughing and every one could see why, "Lily, you're... you're yellow,"said Sass,
"And you have four arms!!" said Flicy,
"And your ears are pink!!" said Remus, and Sirius said, "And your nose is purple!!!!!!"
"you laugh you die!!!!!!" said Lily but to her annoyance every one was all ready doing so. "STOP IT !!!!!!" shouted Lily in vain. After Sass had finished falling off her chair and Flicy had stopped rolling on the floor. Flicy asked, "what happened?"
"I cursed Lily, I cursed Lily." sang James dancing round in a circle.
"Oh!" said Sass knowingly.
"what curses did you use?" asked Sirius exitedly. They all groaned loudly trust Sirius to ask the stupidist question ever.
"Well isn't it obvious?" Flicy said, "even a first year should be able to regonise that!!!"
"what she's trying to say is," continued Sass "is it's a very simple colouring curse!!"
"Oh" said Sirius disapointed. No doubt he hoped James had used something inexplicably difficult. "What a shame!"
"never mind Sirius." Sass said. Flicys eyes practicly popped out of her head - Sass bieng civil to Sirius. Sass looked at her, "What have I done now?" she asked
"You...you were...were nice to...to him?" said Flicy.
"Oh God was I?" said Sass looking disgusted.
Then Bill the driver of the Hogwarts express said over the magical speakers, "Attention every one, we will be arriving at Hogwarts in 10 minutes."
"Come on guys we'd better change" James said.
"Coming" said Remus and followed James out.
"Aww do we have to?" Sirius whined eyeing the girls hopefully.
"Come on." Remus said dragging Sirius out the compartment.
Flicy started to get changed.
"Stop!" Sass commanded. She walked over to the door and opened it suddenly. Sirius toppled into the compartment. He had obviously been watching through the key hole. Sass rolled her eyes while Flicy pulled up her skirt hurriedly.
"I'll be leaving then," Sirius said nervously, but he was too late Sass had already hexed him. Sass shut the door and wiped her hands together grimly.
"That sorted him out" she said
what a crap chapter. review if u feel sorry for us.
~chapter 1~
A/N this is our first fic so please be nice when you reveiw!!!!!!!! (WE Know this is kinda weird but we were very bored so we wrote it in a chemistry lesson or we started it in one!!!!!!!!)
Disclaimer: IF you don't recgonise it its ours if you do then it's J.Ks got it!!!!!!!!
* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~* ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * ~
Lily Evans sat on her bed looking about her room at all the cases. Tommorow she would be leaving on the train back to Hogwarts. this was good in some ways, she would be seeing her best friends: Sass, Flicy, Sirius and Remus but on the other hand there was that peverted creep James Potter and rat bastered Wormtail.
"Lily...Lily' it was Petunia.
"for Christs sake what now?" Lily screamed down to her.
"COME HERE NOW, Lily," said Petunia and started having hysterics on the floor. Lily grinned she knew the only thing that could make Petunia like this was magic, but when she saw James Potter, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin standing there covered in soot by the fire place she ran out screaming.
"She semed happy to see us" remarked James.
"well I supose thats one way of putting it" said Remus
"or it could be that she has gone totally and utterly, absoulutly mad" said Sirius.
"what she wasn't that before???" asked James.
"we all know you fancy her really !!" said Remus, grinning this would have started world war three if at that moment lily hadn't come back into the room.
"you prat you bastard you f***ing you..you...you pervertised creep!!!" lily was red in the face from shouting.
"oh..kay" said Sirius.
"shit" said James.
"wow" said Remus.
Lily seemed to have regained composure and asked, "Why the hell are you here??"
"We were missing you sooooooooo much" said James sarcastically.
"Oh please James," said Sirius "we only wanted fish and chips." he said to Lily.
"Oh is that all?" said Lily the colour rising to her cheeks, "Well if you must know we just finished lunch...... but there is a chippy just down the street". She added brightly. Just then Lily realised that she had been looking at James for a little too long. She shook her head and said out loud, "STOP IT" then she thought YOU LIKE SIRIUS NOT JAMES!!!!!!!! It was a common known fact that she liked Sirius. She looked up and saw the boys looking at her strangely.
"Barking" said Remus quietly.
"absoultly crazy" said Sirius.
"Lost it" said James. Lily went bright red. (if it was possible to go reder than she all ready was).
"Oh Lily" called Petunia in a sing-song voice. she seemed to have recovered, "I'll just be telling Mum that there are 3 boys in our fire place."
"Quick" said Lily, "lets go" she would not be wanting to hang around the house at that particular moment. She hadn`t planned to stay at the house anyway though because, a) Petunia had invited her new boy friend over. His name was Vernon Dursley he was fat like a pig and neckless and a moustache that practicly covered his whole face. And b) Even though she hated James she prefered him to Vernon Dursley she might even have prefered Severus Snape.
When they got to the chippy Sirius ordered every thing he could carry while every one else just ordered the Norm (Fish and chips surprisingly!!!).
After they had gone Lily went and sat on her bed again. She started thinking to her surprise about James she shook her head trying to get him out of her head but try as she might she couldn't get his untidy black hair or his soft brown eyes eyes out of her head. She shook her head one more time and went to sleep.
The next morning she woke up feeling excited but she couldn't remember why. Then she remebered today would be the beginning of her fith year at Hogwarts!! She would be seeing all her friends very soon. Her mum shouted up, "Lily we have to go soon, hurry up."
"Coming mum, just a minute." She yelled back as she sealed the cursed letter she was about to send to James which said:
'I hope you like Pink 'cos I ran out of everything else HA HA HA
miss you (not)
Lily'
This letter was going to give James some very painful pink boils!! she tied it to her owl, Penny and ran down stairs for a quick bowl of cereal before running to the car. Soon they were well on their way to kings cross station. When they finally got there, Lily jumped on the train and stuffed all her stuff into a compartment somewhere near the back, when out of the window she saw her best friends, Sass and Flicy chattering excitedly together.
She opened the window and yelled to them, "You two get in here now or else!!!!!!!" they looked up and said, "Could have guessed!!" and ran abord the train and into the compartment. A few minutes later all three of them heard James, Sirius and Remus coming up the cariage Remus and Sirius laughing hysterically and James swearing at the top of his voice "oh I'll get her the f****** B****!!!!!"
"Uh oh... Got to go" said Lily quickly and ran out of the cariage James followed in hot persuit but Remus and Sirius flopped down beside the girls Sass asked, "What was that all about??????"
"Oh Lily sent James one of her famous 'cursed' letters but aparently she er.. 'ran out' of manly colours so she had do use-" here he broke down and Remus tried to continue with out much success "WHAT HAPPEND??????" screamed Flicy "OK..ok" said sirius breathing hard "she used.. she used... PINK!!!!!!"
"AH" said Sass at that moment James and Lily burst in but this time it was James who was laughing and every one could see why, "Lily, you're... you're yellow,"said Sass,
"And you have four arms!!" said Flicy,
"And your ears are pink!!" said Remus, and Sirius said, "And your nose is purple!!!!!!"
"you laugh you die!!!!!!" said Lily but to her annoyance every one was all ready doing so. "STOP IT !!!!!!" shouted Lily in vain. After Sass had finished falling off her chair and Flicy had stopped rolling on the floor. Flicy asked, "what happened?"
"I cursed Lily, I cursed Lily." sang James dancing round in a circle.
"Oh!" said Sass knowingly.
"what curses did you use?" asked Sirius exitedly. They all groaned loudly trust Sirius to ask the stupidist question ever.
"Well isn't it obvious?" Flicy said, "even a first year should be able to regonise that!!!"
"what she's trying to say is," continued Sass "is it's a very simple colouring curse!!"
"Oh" said Sirius disapointed. No doubt he hoped James had used something inexplicably difficult. "What a shame!"
"never mind Sirius." Sass said. Flicys eyes practicly popped out of her head - Sass bieng civil to Sirius. Sass looked at her, "What have I done now?" she asked
"You...you were...were nice to...to him?" said Flicy.
"Oh God was I?" said Sass looking disgusted.
Then Bill the driver of the Hogwarts express said over the magical speakers, "Attention every one, we will be arriving at Hogwarts in 10 minutes."
"Come on guys we'd better change" James said.
"Coming" said Remus and followed James out.
"Aww do we have to?" Sirius whined eyeing the girls hopefully.
"Come on." Remus said dragging Sirius out the compartment.
Flicy started to get changed.
"Stop!" Sass commanded. She walked over to the door and opened it suddenly. Sirius toppled into the compartment. He had obviously been watching through the key hole. Sass rolled her eyes while Flicy pulled up her skirt hurriedly.
"I'll be leaving then," Sirius said nervously, but he was too late Sass had already hexed him. Sass shut the door and wiped her hands together grimly.
"That sorted him out" she said
what a crap chapter. review if u feel sorry for us.