Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. In fact, I don't even own this fic. My friend wrote it out in script format and asked me to post it, since she doesn't have an account. Why she didn't get her own, I'll never know, but she didn't/won't, so here it is. Also, I quote many things because I thought they fit, so I give credit where credit is due…
Warning: MAJOR OOCNESS!
Chapter 1
It was a few weeks after the end of the chunin exam, and all the ninjas who passed felt like celebrating, even Neji and Gaara! The new chunins had been told that the best place to hangout was a new bar at the edge of town. So, at 7:00 sharp, all the new chunins assembled and began their celebration party. Unbeknownst to them, but beknownst to us, a certain hyperactive ninja had his own plans for the night.
'Heh, heh, heh,' though Naruto mischievously. 'This time I'll beat Sasuke for sure. There's no way he can figure out my plan, and there are enough sprits in this drink to make anyone act weird. Oh man, I wish I'd brought the camera, this is gonna be so funny.' Slipping out from under the table where he had been hiding, Naruto approached his rival, full of malicious glee.
"Hey, Sasuke, my man! What's up? Having fun? You looked thirsty so I got you a drink."
"Thanks," muttered the Uchiha, excepting the glass. 'What's he up to? Naruto never does this kind of stuff without a reason…' But Naruto just stood there smiling his innocent smile, hoping that Sasuke would drink the stupid stuff and let the fun start.
'Come on already…of all the nights he had to pick to be slow, Mr. Speedy here had to pick tonight!' Just then, a green clad, bushy-browed, hyperactive ninja appeared next to the two rivals, smiling his almost unique smile.
"HELLO NARUOT! HELLO SASUKE! ARE YOU GOING TO DRINK THAT? FOR I HAVE WORKED UP A FERSOME THIRST FROM THE ACTIVITY KNOWN AS DANCING!" said Lee.
"No, you can have it," said Sasuke, seeing the perfect opportunity to see if Naruto was planning anything.
'Uh-oh, not good. Lee's hyper enough when normal. If he drinks that stuff, we are going to be in so much trouble come morning! Heck, come the next five minutes!' Naruto tried to keep his face calm as he watched the only person with more energy than him down the drink in one gulp. Suddenly, the ninja paled and dawned a vacant expression.
"Lee, you okay," asked Sasuke, very glad that he had not drunken whatever it was that Naruto had handed him. At this point, while Naruto was silently freaking, Sakura walked up.
"Hey guys, what's up? And what's wrong with Lee? He's acting even creepier than usual."
"WHA?" muttered the drunken ninja. He was starting to hiccup. 'Uh-oh, now things are gonna get really bad. I put way too much stuff in that glass,' thought Naruto, sweat starting to break out on his brow. And, as if solely to prove Naruto right, Lee vanished. Lee also left everything he'd been wearing behind, right down to his green striped boxers. Team seven stood still in shock, even Naruto hadn't expected that, though truthfully he hadn't known what to expect. Then the other members of Lee's team showed up.
"Hello, have you seen Lee?" asked TenTen, making Sakura and Naruto jump. Sasuke was still wrapping his brain about the concept of a ninja doing something so stupid in such a short space of time. 'This is gonna kill the reputation of our village," he thought numbly, finally tuning into the conversation the others had been having.
"So Lee is now running around the village without any clothes because he drank something meant for Sasuke, and this whole problem should really have nothing to do with us, except that Sasuke is too smart of anyone's good?" asked Neji, his face as uninterested as always. TenTen, however, had gone into shock, though was quickly recovering.
"Um, yeah, that's about it," mumbled Sakura, looking at the floor. It was amazing how interesting the floor tiles had just become.
"I suppose this means I'm going to get hurt," said Naruto, rather quietly.
"Yes, by many people, but let's round up Nakey first, alright?" It was amazing how calm some people could be, no matter what the situation. When all had nodded their assent, they left to search for the poor, now naked, Lee.
Later...
"Good Lord, we've searched this whole village from top to bottom and he hasn't showed up! Why can't we ask for more help again?"
"Because, Naruto, it's your fault and if we ask for help, everybody gets in trouble, not just you!" whispered Sakura fiercely.
"There he is," muttered Sasuke, completely ignoring the two bickering idiots behind him. He turned on his radio. "We've spotted him heading towards the Hokage's tower, we'll meet you there."
"Roger, see you there," answered TenTen's voice. Turning off his radio again, Sasuke hit the two arguing ninja had relayed the information.
"Then let's go," shouted Naruto, jumping to his feet.
"Hey Naruto?" asked Sakura. "How much liquor did you put in that cup?"
"Not much," answered Naruto. 'How was I supposed to know five ounces would set him off…must be a kick-butt ninja thing…'
TBC…
Well? Gonna review or what!