Welcome! One and all to the super smash bros retake of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! Now, we'll start things off on how this got started…
"Hello, this is Master hand here! Currently, since TDI is under production for season 2, the producers let us use the set for our own remake of the show! I will be acting as the host, and Crazy here will be my assistant!"
back at smash mansion…
'Smashers! Please report to the dining room IMMEDIATELY!' said Master over the intercom.
"Ganondorf, who'd you kill this time" said a rather annoyed Snake.
"Yo mama."
"nice try, I'm a clone, remember?"
'Oh yeah, snake, ur moms dead.' Said Master.
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone is now in the dining room.
"alright, since everyone is now here, I will make my announcement… right after this commercial break!"
three hours later…
"My God! That Has to be the longest commercial break of all time!" Shouted Link.
"and it was the same one over and over…" said Yoshi.
"well, anyways, we will be on a tv show!" said Master.
…
…
"Why isn't anyone exited?"
"Isnt it obious? We each at least have one video of our own, plus the ssb series, so we don't have very much time in between to be on a show." Said Mario.
"I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!!! UR DOIN A TV SHOW AGAINST UR WILL THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
everyone cried.
"Master hand look what you did you made the smashers cry…" said tabuu.
Tabuu was shot repeatedly.
"Now me and Crazy here are going to put you all in teams. Link, your captain on green, Mario, your captain on red. Now being captain doesn't give you invincibility, but it does let you call the shots. If half or more of your team decides to vote you off, its bye-bye time."
"Wait, you havnt even told us what we're doing!" said C. Falcon.
"We're doing the smasher remake of TOTAL DRAMA ISLASND!!!"
"Does it have to be in Caps every time you say it?" questioned Lucario.
"Total drama island. There, happy? Now lets get on to picking teams."
Later…
TEAMS
Green-
Link
Luigi
Snake
Olimar
Lucas
Lucario
Toon Link
Diddy kong
Ice Climbers
R.O.B
Fox
Yoshi
Mr G + W
Wario
King DeDeDe
Ike
Red-
Mario
Peach
Bowser
DK
Zelda
Ganondorf
Samus
Pit
Kirby
Meta Knight
Falco
Wolf
C. Falcon
Red (pokemon trainer)
Jigglypuff (Jiggly)
Marth
Sonic
"wait a minute… they have one more teammate than us!" said Link.
"Yes they do, and you can choose one between these teammates!"
Alternate teammates-
Grey Fox
Saki
Shadow
Toon Zelda
"What do you guys think?" Asked Link.
"I would normally say Toon Zelda since she's from my game, but shadow is awesome." Said Toon Link.
"I Dunno, definitely not Grey fox, I barely even know Saki, but I'll bet he or she has his or hers own game, shadow I Agree is awesome, But Toon Zelda barely has a role in any game, so I cast my vote to Toon Zelda." Said Snake.
"I second that," said Lucas.
After a Half Hour long Debate…
"Alright, we've reached our decision!" announced Link.
"And it is…?"
"Toon Zelda!"
Toon Zelda Appeared.
"Zelda!!" Shouted Toon Link.
She slapped him.
"Owww… What was that for?"
"I'm just upset that my own husband didn't vote for me."
Everyone just stood there with a O.o look on their face.
"Aren't you two like… 12?" Asked Link.
"Lets just move on with that…" said Master.
NEXT TIME
The smashers will take on their first challenge, which we like to call smashket ball! A modified version of basketball where teams will "K.O" for the ball.
Can the teams do this? Can they survive Each other? Can they even survive? And will anyone get past the Toon Link Toon Zelda marriage? Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1 (smasher version)
Was hoping it could have a little more words... but oh well. also i know that i only voiced a few characters, but there will be more in the future. im also very exited about the legend of zelda- spirit tracks release. im planning to get it the day it comes out. i'll update soon, kay?